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DrafterX Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Jun 23 2017, 9:22 AM EST
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Authorities in Maryland have charged a 7-year-old boy after they say he urinated on steaks a neighbor was grilling in his backyard.

The St. Mary’s County Sheriff’s Office says a deputy responded to a home on Hawthorn Way in Lexington Park on June 6 after the victim contacted them for a report of destruction of property.

The investigation found that the boy urinated off the roof of his home onto the victim’s grill, and the incident was caught on camera by a witness, according to the sheriff’s office.

The 7-year-old boy was charged with one count of malicious destruction of property of $1,000.

Film at 11.... Mellow
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Jun 23 2017, 9:27 AM EST
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Bahahaha! Must have been horrible neighbors for the kid to get on his roof and do something like this. I am sure they deserved it. Poor kid..
DrafterX Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Jun 23 2017, 9:44 AM EST
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maybe the kid is just an azzhole... Mellow
ZRX1200 Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Jun 23 2017, 9:58 AM EST
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That's some expensive steaks
DrafterX Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Jun 23 2017, 10:05 AM EST
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True.. true.. prolly a new grill and disinfection of the patio too.... plus they prolly had to go eat steak out somewhere.... Mellow
rfenst Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Jun 23 2017, 10:08 AM EST
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LMAO!
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Jun 23 2017, 10:48 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
maybe the kid is just an azzhole... Mellow


True...that is possible. If that is the case, the parents should be charged rather than the kid...obviously they aren't doing something right.
bgz Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Jun 23 2017, 10:51 AM EST
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I just can't get that Calvin and Hobbes window sticker out of my head with Calvin peeing with that sh17 grin on his face.
jjanecka Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Jun 23 2017, 10:58 AM EST
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Who the hell left the grill cover open?
DrafterX Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Jun 23 2017, 10:58 AM EST
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I never understood why someone would put those on their cars... Mellow
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Jun 23 2017, 10:59 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
I just can't get that Calvin and Hobbes window sticker out of my head with Calvin peeing with that sh17 grin on his face.


+1
Applause
tamapatom Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Jun 23 2017, 3:46 PM EST
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I understand that urine is sterile. He might have been concerned that his neighbor's steak was getting contaminated on the unclean grill surface and needed to be rinsed off. A community service.
frankj1 Offline
#13 Posted: Sun, Jun 25 2017, 8:52 PM EST
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how did a 7 year old get on the roof?
danmdevries Offline
#14 Posted: Sun, Jun 25 2017, 8:57 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
how did a 7 year old get on the roof?


Climbed probably.
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