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8trackdisco Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 3:26 PM EST
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My son is asking, and I don't know the answers to.

Instead of asking those questions, why don't you guys (and girls) just answer them.

Go ahead. I'm listening.
MACS Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 3:34 PM EST
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A woman and a donkey getting 'intimate'. What else is there to know?

I'm certainly no prude, but I have no interest in seeing that.
DrafterX Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 3:35 PM EST
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just use puppets... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 4:02 PM EST
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Per drafter after the first few times the novelty wears off and he doesn't even feel it anymore
jjanecka Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 4:15 PM EST
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It's illegal in most states.
teedubbya Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 4:21 PM EST
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That is why drafter never leaves oklahoma
DrafterX Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 4:45 PM EST
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The Honey Lamb has nothing to do with the donkey show... Not talking
8trackdisco Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 4:49 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
A woman and a donkey getting 'intimate'. What else is there to know?

I'm certainly no prude, but I have no interest in seeing that.


Is there...... oral?

Does the donkey.... um.... errr.... finish?

Are the girls...... bigger boned? Not just... bonned bigger.

If the donkey finishes, and finishes too soon, does the girl (or Drafter) get upset?

What's the foreplay like?
DrafterX Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 4:52 PM EST
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Although I'm hung like a mule I don't do shows... Not talking
bgz Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 4:56 PM EST
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In Soviet Russia, Donkey does you!
MACS Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 5:04 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Is there...... oral?

Does the donkey.... um.... errr.... finish?

Are the girls...... bigger boned? Not just... bonned bigger.

If the donkey finishes, and finishes too soon, does the girl (or Drafter) get upset?

What's the foreplay like?


I don't know... But I'd be willing to wager you could go to Tijuana and see one first hand... kind of a father/son moment.

I'll be fishing, so ya'll have fun with that, mm-kay? Huh
tamapatom Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 6:00 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Although I'm hung like a mule I don't do shows... Not talking

Mule?
JadeRose Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 7:37 PM EST
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At the end, she gets a donkey punch
Speyside Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 8:23 PM EST
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Drafter, TMI, we did not need to know you are sterile.
Abrignac Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 10:15 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
My son is asking, and I don't know the answers to.

Instead of asking those questions, why don't you guys (and girls) just answer them.

Go ahead. I'm listening.
Mr. Jones Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 10:40 PM EST
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Posts: 19,421
Just let FREDO' take your son out in havanna with "Johnny Z" some night...

He'll get a first hand show...

Fo' free,...
cameroon Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Jun 29 2017, 9:55 AM EST
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This informational video about Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud will teach him all he needs to know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNB-m48TlbI
8trackdisco Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Jun 29 2017, 6:19 PM EST
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cameroon wrote:
This informational video about Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud will teach him all he needs to know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNB-m48TlbI


I'm guessing I'll never be the same if I click that link.

I'll wait for Hank to tell the story on this one.
deadeyedick Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, Jun 29 2017, 7:33 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Although I'm hung like a mule I don't do shows... Not talking


Damn auto correct. Was supposed to be mole.
DrafterX Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Jun 29 2017, 7:36 PM EST
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Mellow
8trackdisco Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Jun 29 2017, 8:01 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
Damn auto correct. Was supposed to be mole.


Gonz
frankj1 Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Jun 29 2017, 9:14 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
Damn auto correct. Was supposed to be mole.

the chocolatey Mexican sauce?
ZRX1200 Offline
#23 Posted: Fri, Jun 30 2017, 12:10 AM EST
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Drafter told me he was hung like a bull hamster.
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