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ZRX1200 Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Jul 8 2017, 11:45 PM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,599
Pinched Elkhunter's butt today.


(ME!!!!!)
bgz Offline
#2 Posted: Sun, Jul 9 2017, 12:23 AM EST
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Congrats?!?!?!
jespear Offline
#3 Posted: Sun, Jul 9 2017, 6:36 AM EST
Joined: 03-19-2004
Posts: 9,464
Elkhunter ?
Think
Is that the same as ELKHOUND ?
I have two Norwegian Elkhounds . . . (dogs bred to hunt elk).
I scratched both of their butts this morning.
Does THAT count ?
Mr. Jones Offline
#4 Posted: Sun, Jul 9 2017, 11:05 AM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,421
Believe it Or not...

The secret AMERICAN HISTORY MAKING
"MR. JONES"
achievements ....

know... NO BOUNDS...

#SERVES for UNCLE BILL 1979-86
#EXPOSES NSA SPY ANDRE THE GIANT
#EXPOSES EX-LANCASTER DAIRY OWNERS SPYS AND THIER TROJAN HORSE SCHEME @ Ft. Meade
#EXPOSES EXTON ,PA GOODWILL MAP DONATING MORON
#HE SAVES ALL OF CENTRAL PA FROM A DIRTY BOMB EXPLOSION IN 2012
#ERGO ^^^^ saved the entire Chesapeake Bay
Watershed
#He saved a PRESIDENTIAL candidate from an exploding bus in April 2016
@ the LANCASTER , PA, AIRPORT ROAD...

ANNNNNNDDDDDDD,
HE KNEW THE INVENTOR OF.....

JESSICA RABBIT

SHE WAS AN UNDERGRADUATE ART STUDENT in graphic design AT
KENT STATE UNIVERSITY during my tenure there...
I almost banged it but she was friends with
My girlfriend....
Her name was ROBIN ????
And she was smokin' HOT...
SHE GRADUATED AND WAS HIRED BY
DISNEY IMMEDIATELY...

^^^100% T.R.U.E. STORY
I pulled it thinking about ROBIN but never Jessica
Rabbit
DrafterX Offline
#5 Posted: Sun, Jul 9 2017, 12:26 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,548
The Boy Wonder..?? Huh
teedubbya Offline
#6 Posted: Sun, Jul 9 2017, 2:09 PM EST
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
DrafterX wrote:
I effed the Boy Wonder..Huh



Freak
DrafterX Offline
#7 Posted: Sun, Jul 9 2017, 2:12 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,548
No way man... Not talking
teedubbya Offline
#8 Posted: Sun, Jul 9 2017, 2:20 PM EST
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
DrafterX wrote:
I swing both ways man... Not talking



Freakie deekie
bgz Offline
#9 Posted: Sun, Jul 9 2017, 2:34 PM EST
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
I knew I saw Drafter's name on the freak list!
Mr. Jones Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Jul 11 2017, 10:18 AM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,421
Thanks drafterx
#4...found it...
Not lost in the CLOUD AFTERALL...
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