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Frank for president 2020 Cbid party.
ZRX1200 Offline
#101 Posted:
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Tiger says you don't have a leg to stand on.
Speyside Offline
#102 Posted:
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He didn't let Frank put up a campaign sign on his lawn.
gummy jones Offline
#103 Posted:
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I want a bumper sticker
Speyside Offline
#104 Posted:
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2 LIVE FOGS?
Speyside Offline
#105 Posted:
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A fence post in every yard?
Speyside Offline
#106 Posted:
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Atheists are people too?
Speyside Offline
#107 Posted:
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Frank, what role do I get. I started your campaign. Can I run the EPA? There is so much bribe uhhhh serious work that needs done there.
DrafterX Offline
#108 Posted:
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I wanna be an astronaut... Can I be in charge of da space station..??... Huh
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#109 Posted:
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it's gonna be beautiful!
RMAN4443 Offline
#110 Posted:
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I would like to volunteer to take charge as the new Marijuana Czar.............I'm in the process right now of researching the pot in the chikens ...........
.I've been testing and re-testing, it's hard work, but someone's got to do it........I really don't mind though, it's for the children. Besides, there are some perks......Oh,by the way, I think we're gonna need a Brownies and Milk Czar.........well back to my "research" Bombed
DrafterX Offline
#111 Posted:
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Think
We'll have to research some 'stoned pigs in space' also... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#112 Posted:
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Pigs in space was a great skit
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#113 Posted:
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I assumed that's why drafter wants to be an astronaut...
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#114 Posted:
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I figure from the space station I might be able to spot CROS.. Mellow
delta1 Offline
#115 Posted:
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Somebody keeps stealing my Frank and Hank campaign lawn sign...I hear engine roars but can only see a van speeding off, heading north...NLP...there's a dead little green frog on the lawn where the signs were...

Incessant robocalls to my land line..."ribbit...ribbit...ribbit"

Elections are getting so vicious nowadays...what happened to the good old civil days, like when George Wallace was running...
DrafterX Offline
#116 Posted:
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Laugh
frankj1 Offline
#117 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:

...what happened to the good old civil rights days, like when George Wallace was running...


fify
Mr. Jones Offline
#118 Posted:
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FRANK'S KICK OFF PURTY WILL HAVE FREE BOWLS OF HALF SOURS AND PICKLED GREEN TOMATOES AT KORKY AND LENNY's DELI
IN SHAKER HEIGHTS, CLEVELAND, O-H-TEN....

MY FAVOURITE MEETING SPOT IN THE 1980's for DNC OPERATIVES, JEWISH GANGSTERS, AND
CIA MESSAGE DROPS in the mens bathroom PAPER TOWEL DISPENSER...
^^^ those were wonderful And profitable days.
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#119 Posted:
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Is that when you first experimented with the wide stance?
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#120 Posted:
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frank & hank/missashlie 2020
MASA
Make America Smartish Again
SteveS Offline
#121 Posted:
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gummy jones wrote:
frank & hank/missashlie 2020
MASA
Make America Smartish Again


I fail to see how hank contributes to that goal ... perhaps the Wizard of Oz Scarecrow could join Frank on the ticket instead ...
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SteveS wrote:
I fail to see how hank contributes to that goal ... perhaps the Wizard of Oz Scarecrow could join Frank on the ticket instead ...


I said the same thing to frank
but his team did their research and feel hank was the right choice
plus, his split personality missashlie can appeal to both the women and the trans
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Speaking of which, Hank said we'd all see a brand new "Hank" he hasn't posted in the past week, starting to wonder if he off'd himself or had gender reassignment surgery.

He should have been all over this thread by now... sigh... just another wasted attempt at trying to build him up make him look cool.
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gummy jones wrote:
I said the same thing to frank
but his team did their research and feel hank was the right choice
plus, his split personality missashlie can appeal to both the women and the trans


Sounds as if Frank doesn't really want to serve and is looking to tank the campaign
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#125 Posted:
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Hank had some questionable meetings with the Canadians. He has been replaced with Tailgater.
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#126 Posted:
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SteveS wrote:
I fail to see how hank contributes to that goal ... perhaps the Wizard of Oz Scarecrow could join Frank on the ticket instead ...

Hank is going to be the "comic relief". He'll be like Barney on the Andy Griffith Show
Speyside Offline
#127 Posted:
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After his surgery more like aunt Bea.
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#128 Posted:
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Doubtfire, intentional...
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#129 Posted:
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So we've concluded that Hank is really Bruce Jenner...
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#130 Posted:
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Hank is not on my team. he is going to be stuck in Canada until a work visa is approved.

Speyside is my running mate.
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frankj1 wrote:
Hank is not on my team ... Speyside is my running mate.


I will happily support that ticket ...
frankj1 Offline
#132 Posted:
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I think we have normalcy covered.
You interested in a job SteveS?
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#133 Posted:
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Ambassador to Ireland ??
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#134 Posted:
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SteveS wrote:
Ambassador to Ireland ??

done.
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#135 Posted:
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Herfing
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#136 Posted:
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It's an honor running with Frank. Wine with every chicken!
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There IS one concern to be addressed ... and that is to be certain that no one is able to somehow transpose any slogans or campaign material and associate the effort with that dit-ship Al Franken ...
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#138 Posted:
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SteveS wrote:
There IS one concern to be addressed ...


That Frank is buying knock-off Chinese grills called "webbers" instead of supporting the US original Weber BBQ corp?

He's as bad as Jabba the Trump.
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#139 Posted:
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I heard Frank's signature adult diapers are made in Mexico. Wait let me check. Yep, sure enough...
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#140 Posted:
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Rest assured my American people a vote for me will ensure that every grill in America is made with American Steel, by Americans, and that the hardworking American Business Owner is the one that profits from it. Not some international mega-conglomerate based outside of the United States. It's gonna be great, you're gonna love the quality and durability, you will be able to flash grill your steaks at 1200 degrees like at a high-end steakhouse. There's no reason why every job-worthy American can't eat a great steak in their own home. MASA
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We are bringing Jonesy on board to get to the bottom of things, NWO, Inver Brass, SSG, MK Ultra, and other dirty deeds.
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Speyside wrote:
It's an honor running with Frank. Wine with every chicken!

What happened to "Pot in Every Chiken"?..........The wine is ok........I like the MD-20/20 Plum myself, but I've been working with the Russ....er Russell the scientist, yeah that's it Russell the scientist, on the pot/cornbread stuffing formula and it's really coming together.
It's gonna be YUGGGGGGE...........we're really gonna make America Great Again..........None of that nasty imported stuff........bad stuff sold by Bad guys..........America will be growing, harvesting, trimming it up,packageing it.......from seed to finished product.........American farmers will once again rule the Agri Industry!
Damn, I'm starting to believe the hype myself.......where's that MD-20/20? all this typing has made me thirstyAnxious
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#143 Posted:
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No more Hank. You guys really go through your noobs dont cha!
Last I heard he was bichin' bout being low.... after he received his box pass back.
Who'd dun it. Runnoft Hank
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The best thing about that is that I made the biggest stink about it yet I had no intention to donate. Consider that my contribution!
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#145 Posted:
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So, when do we vote..?? I need to shoot somebody... Mellow
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
That Frank is buying knock-off Chinese grills called "webbers" instead of supporting the US original Weber BBQ corp?

He's as bad as Jabba the Trump.



But the Chinese Company name is called: Made In Merica does that count.

So what I gather Hank is getting a vasectomy. But he would be posting more rubbish than usual all hopped up on pain meds.

He seems to be a quasi family man so Bruce Jenner makeover is out.

He is having problems with the Canadian mafia, So he could be working a Donair food truck across the northern border

to pay if his debt. Which sounds feasible but he would be posting his new found Donair Diet.

So I say Hank the Tank had a Major Heroin, and laughing at cute puppy pictures online while on the toilet addiction.

His Rehab facility is in Canada. And they took his phone.


Although he could of pissed his wife off about something. Same thing...... same caliber.
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Wine for every house!
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DrafterX wrote:
So, when do we vote..?? I need to shoot somebody... Mellow

You can shoot someone today, and then when Frank gets voted in he could give you a Presidential Pardon........if he chooses to Anxious
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