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DrafterX Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Jul 26 2017, 11:40 AM EST
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Pay for one.. take two...
Walk up and grab them like you own the place...
Think
jjanecka Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Jul 26 2017, 12:23 PM EST
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That's just downright sorry...
bgz Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Jul 26 2017, 12:29 PM EST
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Shove it down your speedos and walk out casually?
DrafterX Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Jul 26 2017, 12:37 PM EST
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just askin.. not that I ever would... Mellow
bgz Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Jul 26 2017, 12:55 PM EST
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Well, if you were to do it, my way would be more entertaining for all witnesses.
dkeage Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Jul 26 2017, 1:05 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Pay for one.. take two...
Walk up and grab them like you own the place...
Think



Jimmy, is that you?
DrafterX Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Jul 26 2017, 1:11 PM EST
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Jimmy's not here man... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Jul 26 2017, 1:30 PM EST
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ice ice baybee
JadeRose Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Jul 26 2017, 1:42 PM EST
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Cousin Eddie?
DrafterX Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Jul 26 2017, 1:48 PM EST
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oh ya.. well those who hadn't can throw the first chunk of ice... Not talking
dkeage Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Jul 26 2017, 2:08 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
Cousin Eddie?



My mistake. I meant this...
jjanecka Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Jul 26 2017, 2:08 PM EST
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Maybe Cacman knows, he used to live in the hood. Think
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Jul 26 2017, 2:09 PM EST
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...is grab a few ice trays out of the freezer on the way out from fooling with your neighbors wife...
victor809 Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Jul 26 2017, 2:26 PM EST
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I usually just put it in the key lime water...
gummy jones Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Jul 26 2017, 2:28 PM EST
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best way to steal ice: buy alaska for pennies/acre
dstieger Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Jul 26 2017, 2:41 PM EST
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good answers above.....where is Eddie, anyway?.....whichever method you choose, make sure you melt it down first....easier to transport...then you can just refreeze it when you get to your hideout
DrafterX Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Jul 26 2017, 3:00 PM EST
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I heard he was banned... Mellow
tamapatom Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Jul 27 2017, 6:39 AM EST
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Do they still have ice machines at the Holiday Inn?
tamapatom Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, Jul 27 2017, 6:45 AM EST
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Wait.......ice is really water. Water is essential for life. A civilized society believes in life for all, therefore ice is a right not a privilege. You cant steal something that all people deserve. Free ice for all!!!!
DrafterX Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Jul 27 2017, 8:00 AM EST
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That's right.. selling ice should be a crime... Not talking
Speyside Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Jul 27 2017, 8:10 AM EST
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So did you get your bogo?
Just Relax Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Jul 27 2017, 8:20 AM EST
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tamapatom wrote:
Wait.......ice is really water. Water is essential for life. A civilized society believes in life for all, therefore ice is a right not a privilege. You cant steal something that all people deserve. Free ice for all!!!!


I read somewhere that Nestle believes that water should be a commodity to be bought and sold like oil Angry
tamapatom Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Jul 27 2017, 9:59 AM EST
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If this keeps up the next thing you know they will be selling air!!!!........uh wait a minute that is happening now too....................what's next?
jjanecka Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Jul 27 2017, 11:39 AM EST
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Yeah isn't that what the paris accord does? Taxes the air we breathe?
DrafterX Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Jul 27 2017, 1:08 PM EST
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Not anymore... Laugh



but I think he was talking about the compressed air at da gas station... Mellow
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#26 Posted: Thu, Jul 27 2017, 1:27 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Not anymore... Laugh



but I think he was talking about the compressed air at da gas station... Mellow

I'm full of gas,and I gladly go through life "sharing" it for free as I make my way hither and yon....Anxious

Do you know why farts stink?











































So the deaf can enjoy them too d'oh!
LetsRock Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Jul 27 2017, 3:07 PM EST
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I have paid for 5...had to make multiple trips to the car and grabbed a couple extra since nobody was counting and helping other customers.
tamapatom Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Jul 27 2017, 4:58 PM EST
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Didn't Abbie Hoffman write a book called "Steal this ice?"
DrafterX Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, Jul 27 2017, 6:56 PM EST
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Axl wrote that man...Not talking
tamapatom Offline
#30 Posted: Fri, Jul 28 2017, 8:09 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Axl wrote that man...Not talking

No, I think he wrote "Who Stole my Ice?"
DrafterX Offline
#31 Posted: Fri, Jul 28 2017, 9:10 AM EST
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was it under the sign that says Jesus Saves..?? Huh
tamapatom Offline
#32 Posted: Fri, Jul 28 2017, 9:30 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
was it under the sign that says Jesus Saves..?? Huh

You mean the signs all over Walmart?
danmdevries Offline
#33 Posted: Fri, Jul 28 2017, 9:35 AM EST
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So, stopped for gas on the way home a few days ago. Van pulls in, backs up to ice box. Back doors open from inside, 3 dudes get out, driver still in van, and they throw a dozen or so big bags in the back pretty quickly. Thought it was odd, and I'd been inside this gas station during an armed robbery so was a little on edge. Dudes jumped back in and van drove off. I zoomed in with phone camera to get license plate picture. Brought it inside, cops called, cop said yeah... that's a trailer plate. Had me email it to detective but said it was pretty much useless.

I think that's how you steal ice.
DrafterX Offline
#34 Posted: Fri, Jul 28 2017, 9:37 AM EST
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Anxious
jjanecka Offline
#35 Posted: Fri, Jul 28 2017, 9:44 AM EST
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Who the hell does that? Did they not have $12?
danmdevries Offline
#36 Posted: Fri, Jul 28 2017, 9:53 AM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
Who the hell does that? Did they not have $12?


I don't know. They could've just as well rushed the store and gotten all sorts of junk food and cigarettes in the 30 seconds it took to run off with a dozen bags of ice.

tamapatom Offline
#37 Posted: Fri, Jul 28 2017, 9:58 AM EST
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When things heated up, they liquidated their assets.
dstieger Offline
#38 Posted: Fri, Jul 28 2017, 10:00 AM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
Who the hell does that? Did they not have $12?

+1

If you're gonna risk jail time...well, you at least may as well get some Munchos or something....or a gallon of window wash fluid...

Was the van a Chevy?
DrafterX Offline
#39 Posted: Fri, Jul 28 2017, 1:17 PM EST
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I dunno about jail time... I think the line is 50 bucks so you should be able to steal about 27 bags... YMMV... Mellow
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#40 Posted: Sat, Jul 29 2017, 6:34 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
was it under the sign that says Jesus Saves..Moses invests?? Huh


updated it for ya.
danmdevries Offline
#41 Posted: Sat, Jul 29 2017, 6:40 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
+1

If you're gonna risk jail time...well, you at least may as well get some Munchos or something....or a gallon of window wash fluid...

Was the van a Chevy?


It was
Mr. Jones Offline
#42 Posted: Sun, Jul 30 2017, 9:49 AM EST
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$1.75 ain't worth the hassle , fines, and jailbird record
tailgater Offline
#43 Posted: Sun, Jul 30 2017, 9:52 AM EST
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But it was an old family recipe.
jjanecka Offline
#44 Posted: Sun, Jul 30 2017, 9:53 AM EST
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Whoa, Mr. Jones must be mellowing out. He actually didn't type all caps...
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#45 Posted: Sun, Jul 30 2017, 8:50 PM EST
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Stick an ice bucket under an Eskimo when he isn't looking
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#46 Posted: Sun, Jul 30 2017, 8:50 PM EST
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Stick an ice bucket under an Eskimo when he isn't looking
DrafterX Offline
#47 Posted: Sun, Jul 30 2017, 9:04 PM EST
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That would be gay... Mellow
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