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Last post 6 years ago by Hank_The_Tank. 31 replies replies.
Ole Hillbilly kicked off a pipe forum today.
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
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Opened a trade thread: trade thread shut down because of my noobness.
Opened a thread trying to get an addy to bomb and discuss pipe tobacco: RAOK Tobacco discussion thread shutdown because they thought I was still implying about the trade. I assumed the mod "Zack" that I follow the rules.
I then Opened a thread pertaining to the Tobacco I wanted to discuss.

And he banned me.

He's response was he didn't appreciate the thinly disguised trade threads.

So... I have mutiple IPs and signed back in under different name.

Opened a thread called hillbillies Hideout. Explained to everyone what was going on. Thanked the two local fog fellas that sent me there addys and letting everyone know trade was on.... woot!


Well new profile banned and Alternate IP was finally blocked after several lewd post by a couple different versions of Hillbillyjosh

Hbj770, darkwinghillbilly, plainjosh, thisisnothillbillyjosh, to name a few.

With post such as:

What are you listening too? Answer. Rhett Atkins Kiss my country A$$
What are you smoking? Answer. Local blend Kcazist eindink flake.
(Translates to Zack is a dink)
New post from Darkwinghillbilly.: thanks to all that messaged me about the trade. Follow the white rabbit! He will have the tracking info.
This profile will self destruct in 5 sec... too late...


I'm all for respect but when he told me to eat chit and die. Over a tobacco post. Well... that's prolly why I got banned.
You only talk to family and friends like that:p


gummy jones Offline
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I am neegan
bgz Offline
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GJ HBJ!!!

Didn't know you had it in you
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
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gummy jones wrote:
I am neegan


Traitor!Beer
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
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bgz wrote:
GJ HBJ!!!

Didn't know you had it in you


I just don't care for folks disrespecting strangers. That's just rude...
bgz Offline
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Hillbillyjosh770 wrote:
I just don't care for folks disrespecting strangers. That's just rude...



Ya, my bad, lol.
jjanecka Offline
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Was this on puff.com?
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
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No it was Pipes Magazine.

I kept my same name and all.

I was hoping we had some members over there. None that I knew.

This place is much better maintained.

Who ever heard of a 100 post minimum and 4 month membership can only participate in a Trade.

They didn't even know what a RAOK was. One of them had to look it up.

d'oh!

Oh well. Water under the bridge now. So who wants some smokes?

Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
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bgz wrote:
Ya, eat chit, lol.

That's better. No place like home.
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
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This is what I have saved verbatim:

Heck yeah Warren. Thanks for participating!

First discussion.

Escudo Navy Deluxe
PS Bullseye Flake
Dunhill Navy Rolls

How would you compare?

I find them all very similar. Like I blindly packed three bowls and couldn't tell them apart.

Who was the first?

And out of all the current manufacturers, who's the oldest. Who's the newest?

I've had about about pot of coffee this morning and have been grouting tile since 5. So bare with me

Who developed the Cavendish method?
Who was the Original?

Which reminds me. Is there a Auction site Pipe Magazine is affiliated with of a Online B&M.

I rather enjoy stirring the pot. On the contrary. I also am a law abiding citizen. And am proud to be a member. I don't like to abuse authority. But there is always away around. My guvment' tawt' me that trick way back I recon'

"Aren't you a hillbilly? You type like a college professor" one member stated.....

My response:
As far as keyboard grammar goes. Even hillbillies like myself can work a cumputer' these days. It's only common practice, and good manners to talk to ya'll with the respect you deserve.
Look forward to the blends to come.
I've been an active member on cigar form since 14' ( I lied,.. member since 2013)

Same screen name.

I've got nothing to hide.

Ifn ya dig deep enuff. You might just find ole Hillbilly's life story.
We are all walking talking books. Do you read me brother?
Back to work. See y'all after lunch.

gummy jones Offline
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Bunch of city slickers
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
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gummy jones wrote:
Bunch of city slickers


Amen
frankj1 Offline
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I'm wif da hillbilly on this one
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
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The anticipation of Frank reading this post.
Lol. I can here him now.

SEE! you ain't no hillbilly
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
I'm wif da hillbilly on this one


Aw, heck you beat me to it!! lol. Thanks bud!
gummy jones Offline
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You should send them one of your rattlesnake buddies
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
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gummy jones wrote:
You should send them one of your rattlesnake buddies


Lol.

Just smooshed another 4 footer not 75 yards from the driveway on Friday.

It was still hissing with his head under my truck tire. FreAky!!
gummy jones Offline
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Post some pic now that the ladies sobered up
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
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gummy jones wrote:
Post some pic now that the ladies sobered up


Will do. Lol
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
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Anyone know how to bypass a 403 Forbidden Nginx?

jjanecka Offline
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Prayers sent
jjanecka Offline
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You gotta do like those democrats and danes did during the election and tunnel in through Russia.
bgz Offline
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jjan hacks vodka factories.
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Hillbillyjosh770 wrote:
I just don't care for folks disrespecting strangers. That's just rude...


**** hillbilly noob....lol...what are you doing on cbid, then?
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
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b'cuz the ladies always have fresh baked goods in the cafe
Hank_The_Tank Offline
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I have always wanted to get into pipes (again) but had some bad experiences the first couple times I tried. Used to have a couple pipes but traded them away for cigars. I think the issue was that I haven't had the chance to try decent pipe tobacco. Maybe when we get back on our feet financially again I will give it another shot.
Mr. Jones Offline
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ALL Pipe smokers ...TAKE IT IN THE AZZ...

BE GLAD YOU GOT BANNED
tamapatom Offline
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Do SSG agents smoke pipes?
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
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Mr. Jones wrote:
ALL Pipe smokers ...TAKE IT IN THE AZZ...

BE GLAD YOU GOT BANNED


One of the sheeple from the group said it was a bunch of Straight laced mods.

There was a couple good ole boys on there. But I'm pretty sure it's where the illuminati reside.


Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
I have always wanted to get into pipes (again) but had some bad experiences the first couple times I tried. Used to have a couple pipes but traded them away for cigars. I think the issue was that I haven't had the chance to try decent pipe tobacco. Maybe when we get back on our feet financially again I will give it another shot.

You should
What did you smoke?

Have you ever had a cigar that was so good you burnt the chit out of yourself trying to smoke the nub?

Well, a couple years back I read a fellow Botl put his nubs in a tobacco pipe and finishes them.

Pure ingenious.

that's what I like to do when I'm smoking a cigar.

When it's late and you don't want to smoke a cigar. A pipe is a nice companion.

Hank_The_Tank Offline
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Hillbillyjosh770 wrote:
You should
What did you smoke?

Have you ever had a cigar that was so good you burnt the chit out of yourself trying to smoke the nub?

Well, a couple years back I read a fellow Botl put his nubs in a tobacco pipe and finishes them.

Pure ingenious.

that's what I like to do when I'm smoking a cigar.

When it's late and you don't want to smoke a cigar. A pipe is a nice companion.



I had a corn cob pipe and tried a couple others a friend had. The first tobacco I tried was some cheap cherry junk that someone gave me...straight from the gas station. The other stuff I tried was some tobacco a friend of mine got at a tobacco shop. Couldn't really say what it was, just not impressed at all. Since I am a noob, the whole process seems like too much work to enjoy a pipe. Seems like I have either gotten it too hot or not hot enough.

I may try that nub idea, that is interesting.
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