America's #1 Online Cigar Auction
first, best, biggest!

Last post 6 years ago by frankj1. 15 replies replies.
B.I.G. $$$$ day...yesterday...
Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,421
AFTER SCORING BIG AT TWO METAL RECYCLING DUMPS ( found $300-400 dollars worth of antiques, collectables, & re-sellable stuff for a $35 total expenditure)
I Went into town for provisions...

Went to Weis Supermarket and took all the scratch lottery cards outta the TRASH can ( which was only Twelve
Tickets) beside the two lotto machines....
OLD FOSSILS PLAY THE SCRATCHIES THERE AND HAVE LITTLE COGNIZANT POWERS AS TO "IF THEY WON or not" and throw them out without scratching off the lower corner square scanning area...
I scratched of that corner area and checked them...
Out of twelve chucked tickets...
Two were winners...
One $5
One $10

Took that money and went to the small town American legion and bought
$3.00 worth of .50 cent pull tab tickets...
On the first ticket I won $100 !!!

$115 dollar day...
SAAAAAAAAWEEEEET

Got drunk and missed the flea market this morning...currently on a lounge chair outside at my cabin listening
To NPR RADIO...R.E.C.L.I.N.E.D.
dstieger Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
do you take your shopping cart inside the cabin? or do you have a like a 'cart port' or something?
Just Relax Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 09-26-2016
Posts: 587
Sounds like you have a bit in your pocket to overbid on here with. ThumpUp
jjanecka Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
For someone who doesn't like the govt measing with him I'm suprised you listen to National Propaganda Radio.
frankj1 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
love Viewer Supported Radio!
dkeage Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 03-05-2004
Posts: 15,151
frankj1 wrote:
love Viewer Supported Radio!



What are you viewing?? Think
frankj1 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
I see radio
RMAN4443 Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
frankj1 wrote:
I see Dead People

Whistle
Mr. Jones Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,421
No luck today...

I Went back to WEIS MKT and found 75 unchecked tickets ....

All were losers...

Sold $310 @ the FLEA MKT THOUGH...

A VERY GOOD DAY .....OVERALL
DrafterX Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,548
I know where you can $700k.... you gotta split it wit me tho... Mellow
shaun341 Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 08-02-2012
Posts: 8,826
Oh shizz! Now I know who Mr. Jones is, Dave Hester from storage wars. Heard he was selling trashed lottery tickets at the flea market with no luck.
Mr. Jones Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,421
#10 drafterx

Where is the $700 K @ ???

In The U.S. treasury ....held under my name?

That's what AGENT55 said months back...
teedubbya Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
It's in agent 99's koochiekoochiekoo
Mr. Jones Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,421
I'll use Y.O.U.R. TONGUE to PRY it outta their...

Take it to a car wash for the DeeeLUX clean...

Then give you 2% CASH and a one year gift card
To "OUTBACK STEAKHUT" good for ONE SIRLOIN $9.99 special for 52 weeks STRAIGHT and two
PABST BLUE RIBBON PINTS ON TAP DURING HAPPY HOUR.....
^^^ because...well......
you are a self proclaimed
H.I.P.S.T.E.R.
frankj1 Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
Mr. Jones wrote:
I'll use Y.O.U.R. TONGUE to PRY it outta their...

Take it to a car wash for the DeeeLUX clean...

Then give you 2% CASH and a one year gift card
To "OUTBACK STEAKHUT" good for ONE SIRLOIN $9.99 special for 52 weeks STRAIGHT and two
PABST BLUE RIBBON PINTS ON TAP DURING HAPPY HOUR.....
^^^ because...well......
you are a self proclaimed
H.I.P.S.T.E.R.

other than the tongue thing, that's actually not a bad prize.
Users browsing this topic
Guest