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Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Aug 17 2017, 11:22 PM EST
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Yup, Ol' Hillbillies turd box gobbled it's last chicken biscuit today. Pictures to come.
Honey Dipper said, he hasn't sucked a tank that was that compacted, in a long by time. Took him 45 minutes to suck er' out.
When he lifted the lid, there was no lippage. Plum full.
Septic was installed in mid 70's it's a sold tank he said but my laterals are shot.

He suggested a treatment system. 4500.00

He charges 325.0 to suck chit. That's a lot of honey dipping to cover that treatment gizmo.
Ewok126 Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Aug 18 2017, 6:36 AM EST
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Hillbillyjosh770 wrote:
Yup, Ol' Hillbillies turd box gobbled it's last chicken biscuit today. Pictures to come.
Honey Dipper said, he hasn't sucked a tank that was that compacted, in a long by time. Took him 45 minutes to suck er' out.
When he lifted the lid, there was no lippage. Plum full.
Septic was installed in mid 70's it's a sold tank he said but my laterals are shot.

He suggested a treatment system. 4500.00

He charges 325.0 to suck chit. That's a lot of honey dipping to cover that treatment gizmo.



No pun intended but S*its not cheap lol Gonz
madspackler Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Aug 18 2017, 8:29 AM EST
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Sure is better than trying to tackle it yourself with a bucket and shovel.
TMCTLT Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Aug 18 2017, 8:43 AM EST
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Really....pictures to come??? WTF makes you think anyone wants to see your sh^t? lol

And what Eric said FO SHO!!!
Mr. Jones Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Aug 18 2017, 8:43 AM EST
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Are you that CHEAP that you Cant afford RIDEX?

H3ll, you can make your own bacteria eating wad...and flush one every 2 months...
Yeast and a few other items...GOOGLE IT
bgz Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Aug 18 2017, 8:51 AM EST
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Little yeast, little flour, fire a wad in there, bake at 350 for an hour, and wallah!!

Turd pie!!!

It'll get RID of your EX for Cheap!!! :D

GOOGLED IT Full of crap
gummy jones Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Aug 18 2017, 9:00 AM EST
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i knew you were full of it
it only makes sense that a good bit of overflow has occurred over the years
Ewok126 Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Aug 18 2017, 9:03 AM EST
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After your tank has been pumped, if you have a horse owner near by get a few 5 gallon buckets of horse manure. Dump that in to the empty tank. That will get the bacteria started back up. I use to work in the bizz years ago. It works like a charm.
bgz Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Aug 18 2017, 9:06 AM EST
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^ I have to call horse sh1t on that.
NapalmMan67 Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Aug 18 2017, 9:58 AM EST
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Thanks for sharing your crappy experience with us Josh.
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Aug 18 2017, 11:45 AM EST
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Just finished digging a 10 foot pit. Rocks coming this afternoon. Run my runoff into it
Gonna fill the pit full of gravel, cover with dirt. Plant grass and call it good

I live in the country, I dig my own laterals.

As far as the contents. There were turds in there older than me. Considering we have been in this house for 3 years. It was all foreign fecal to me.

Ewok but be country. Rid x is for city folk. Fresh manure works better. Cows, horses, chicken, rabbit. It's all in there.

Works good on cuts and scraps too.

Whistlebritches Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Aug 18 2017, 7:43 PM EST
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Hillbillyjosh770 wrote:
Just finished digging a 10 foot pit. Rocks coming this afternoon. Run my runoff into it
Gonna fill the pit full of gravel, cover with dirt. Plant grass and call it good

I live in the country, I dig my own laterals.

As far as the contents. There were turds in there older than me. Considering we have been in this house for 3 years. It was all foreign fecal to me.

Ewok but be country. Rid x is for city folk. Fresh manure works better. Cows, horses, chicken, rabbit. It's all in there.

Works good on cuts and scraps too.



If ya needs some help let me know.......I can help you set up an aerobic or an anaerobic(much easier for a single dwelling)system to uhh.....eat your chit.Wasrewater is one of my specialties.......I've always been intrigued by schit.
Abrignac Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Aug 18 2017, 7:54 PM EST
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Damn, I thought this thread was about the 3 strippers in Jacksonville, FL who chit all over the stage back in May.
frankj1 Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Aug 18 2017, 8:17 PM EST
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I got nothing.
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Aug 18 2017, 9:03 PM EST
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Lmao!! We lost Frank!!!

Very interesting Whistlebritches. I'm all for recycling.

My Fig tree next to the septic grows twice as fast as the fig tree on the other side of the house. Figs are sweeter too.

Who wants some homemade Strawberry fig preserves.

With the essense of my arse.

Got almost 15 gallons of figs of that one apposed to about 10 off the other tree.
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Aug 18 2017, 9:26 PM EST
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Anthony, I just heard about that one today. They blamed the food.....

Strip Club Food give you the schits? Who would of thought...
Ewok126 Offline
#17 Posted: Sat, Aug 19 2017, 1:14 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
^ I have to call horse sh1t on that.


LOL LOL LOL LOL


I will bet you a box of Opus X brother, Dont bet your house you will be homeless lmaooo
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#18 Posted: Sat, Aug 19 2017, 9:22 AM EST
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My septic is 50+ years old.

Replacement quotes between 20 and 50k. Issues with protected waterways, my well location, and soil types.

Pumper truck is $200. I have em out twice a year. Even for the cheapest repair, it's cheaper to just pump it. I could pump it 4x a year for the rest of my life for less than fixing it
KingoftheCove Offline
#19 Posted: Sat, Aug 19 2017, 9:34 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
My septic is 50+ years old.

Replacement quotes between 20 and 50k. Issues with protected waterways, my well location, and soil types.

Pumper truck is $200. I have em out twice a year. Even for the cheapest repair, it's cheaper to just pump it. I could pump it 4x a year for the rest of my life for less than fixing it

yah but........
What if the smelly pumper truck dude raises his rates........then your break-even might be 15 years.........or less!!
d'oh!
Decisions, decisions....
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#20 Posted: Sat, Aug 19 2017, 2:09 PM EST
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My thoughts exactly dan.
But I put in a pit lateral. 6x6 and ten foot deep, runough comes in 3 feet down. Filled the pit with gravel. Covers it with dirt, and Rye seed
Considering putting in a top port.

For potential future honey dipping
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