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Yews Will Not Replace Me
frankj1 Offline
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believe me, don't believe me, but ya can't make this chit up...I swear I heard my hemlocks chanting the op yesterday.
Peckerhead Offline
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Oy vey!
frankj1 Offline
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I should mention, I have a topical garden
Speyside Offline
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You sure it wasn't the white oaks?
Peckerhead Offline
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Just be glad it's not poison ivy hollering at you!
bgz Offline
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So hemlocks are the bad guys right?
frankj1 Offline
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they killed Socrates
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
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Night shade
Peckerhead Offline
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Build a wall!
frankj1 Offline
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Hillbillyjosh770 wrote:
Night shade

'maters?
delta1 Offline
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ummmmm....why you growing hemlock, frank?

Anxious
frankj1 Offline
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the small pine like trees, about 12 feet tall
sad to say some invasive beetle or other bug has been slowly killing them
delta1 Offline
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OK, not the small flowering poisonous plant...didn't know there was a hemlock tree...betcha have a little fun with that when unsuspecting and uninformed guests come over...
Speyside Offline
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Do you have 2 live yews in your yard?
frankj1 Offline
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they are hip hop trees

no one cared for my "topical" humor?
Speyside Offline
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Some yews like acidity. Are they acidic yews?
frankj1 Offline
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oh, you're good!
RobertHively Offline
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I have hiked in the Yew Mountains, in Appalachia. Yew know what I'm saying??
frankj1 Offline
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yup
all are welcome
RobertHively Offline
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That's really their name though. Lol! Yew Mountains, West Virginia
Mr. Jones Offline
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It's your NEIGHBOR causing the destruction...

He wants UNFETTERED ACCESS TO YOUR
BATHROOM WINDOW...
delta1 Offline
#22 Posted:
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back on topic...I heard Taylor Swift singing in her garden, "Jewel won't replace me..."

MACS Offline
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Beetles, yew say?

It's the JAP beetles, isn't it? Bastiges.
DrafterX Offline
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Youse guys crack me up... Mellow
dstieger Offline
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Maybe try jewnipers...talk about resilient...
MACS Offline
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dstieger wrote:
Maybe try jewnipers...talk about resilient...


Mix of jewish and jap? HA!
delta1 Offline
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The flaming tiki torch in Frank's garden was singing, "joules won't replace me"
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
'maters?


Naughty Man's Cherries
NapalmMan67 Offline
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MACS wrote:
Beetles, yew say?

It's the JAP beetles, isn't it? Bastiges.


Those JAP beetles have destroyed my Birch tree the last few years.


I wonder why TLC hates Birches? Mr. Tripod, can yew find out? Think


.
jjanecka Offline
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Those no good Japs will not overtake us!!!

BUY WAR BONDS!!!!
tailgater Offline
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So Frank is gonna Spruce things up around his yard.
Good Fir him.
tailgater Offline
#32 Posted:
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Acidic yews.
LOL!
frankj1 Offline
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jjanecka wrote:
Those no good Japs will not overtake us!!!

BUY WAR BONDS!!!!

Israeli Bonds...right Gene?
delta1 Offline
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Clayton Kershaw said when the Dodgers traded for Jap pitcher Darvish, "Yu will not replace me!"
frankj1 Offline
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this is funnier than I imagined...
tailgater Offline
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That's what she said.
frankj1 Offline
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tailgater wrote:
That's what she said.

who, Antifa?
Speyside Offline
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Prolly means Mrs. Tailgater.
frankj1 Offline
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I met her, she's way too nice to say that.
tailgater Offline
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Maybe in public.

delta1 Offline
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after a pounding, plunging, pitiless piledriving session by the "Donald", a satisfied "Big Hands" Trump whispered into Melania's ear, "Jewels won't replace me............am I right........believe me..."
Speyside Offline
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So the Hemlock must be green with ivy.
Speyside Offline
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What would Socrates say?
tailgater Offline
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"When the debate is over, slander becomes the tool of the loser."


You imbecile.

Speyside Offline
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Nah, first part sure.

Second part would have been you moron.
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