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Shocker!!!
jjanecka Offline
#51 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
Maybe puff is where all the free agents go to collect dust.
DrafterX Offline
#52 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,508
100 posts ehh..?? I got perma-banned from one site without ever posting once... it's gotta be a record... Mellow
bgz Offline
#53 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
^ That's impressive.
jjanecka Offline
#54 Posted:
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What was the username?
MACS Offline
#55 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,593
bgz wrote:
Is that like trading for draft picks?
ThumpUp

opelmanta1900 wrote:
it's more like when the pharoah ordered all those babies thrown into the river... we don't need anything in return...
Shhh
DrafterX Offline
#56 Posted:
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Posts: 98,508
DrafterX... I don't remember the site name... they claimed to be the greatest cigar forum in da world tho... Mellow
MACS Offline
#57 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,593
I knew of cigarwise, cigarweekly, E-herf, etc... I think they're all gone now. I dunno.
jjanecka Offline
#58 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
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I kinda feel like it's pretty important to latch onto a forum ran by a successful business so you can gaurantee the forum stays active.
bgz Offline
#59 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
jjanecka wrote:
I kinda feel like it's pretty important to latch onto a titty of a successful sugar mama so you can guarantee the Colostrum stays active.


Twisted...
jjanecka Offline
#60 Posted:
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Posts: 4,334
Just think about where we'd all be without it. ;)
frankj1 Offline
#61 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
jjanecka wrote:
Just think about where we'd all be without it. ;)

in higher tax brackets?
bgz Offline
#62 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Just found out gummy jones is waiting for his solar powered vibrator, but it's on back order due to the high demand from his peers on puff.

LOL
gummy jones Offline
#63 Posted:
Joined: 07-06-2015
Posts: 7,969
I'm going green
danmdevries Offline
#64 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,124
I thought puff closed down?

Got several time outs during my short stay there.
bgz Offline
#65 Posted:
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Posts: 13,023
gummy jones wrote:
I'm going green



Don't lie, you're just trying to save money on your monthly D-Cell battery expenses.
bgz Offline
#66 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
danmdevries wrote:
I thought puff closed down?

Got several time outs during my short stay there.


I'm jealous, I only got one...
DrafterX Offline
#67 Posted:
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Posts: 98,508
bgz Offline
#68 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
I don't get it.

Why would anyone ban you Drafter, you're like the nicest guy on cbid.

You post lunch, puppy dogs and emojis...


#stumped.
DrafterX Offline
#69 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,508
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way – in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only....
Mellow
RMAN4443 Offline
#70 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
^^^ That's what I was gonna say ^^^
DrafterX Offline
#71 Posted:
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Posts: 98,508
it just came to me.. Mellow
bgz Offline
#72 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Almost like a tale of two Drafters.
bgz Offline
#73 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
OK, I see why this happened now... it was monkey mods turn:

His takes:

Opus X Belicoso XXX (Power Ranger)
A. Flores Serie Privada SP52 Capa Habano
Ave Maria Divinia Toro

His Puts:

Warped Sky Flower (2016)
Herrera Esteli Miami Toro
Warped Corto X46 (MAR 2016)
Leaf Corojo Lancero
New World Almirante
Quintero (NC) Belicoso Natural (2009)


Now I get why a power ranger had a $20 price tag put on it, monkey wanted to drop some of his cbid yard gars on it.

Damn monkey mod, all you had to do was ask, I coulda spared an opus dude, you didn't have to go all nuclear on me.

Oh, and there is not any combination of those 3 puts that adds up to $20 (real price, not inflated msrp price).
jjanecka Offline
#74 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
Man that's ****. If you're gonna put, at least do something comparable like a 1926, Davidoff, GoF, Cohiba, et cetera. Hell even a decent vitola Julius Caesar or a friggen MBombay would have been better than that crap.
ZRX1200 Offline
#75 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,476
Mbombay is a good cigar.
jjanecka Offline
#76 Posted:
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Yeah just a tad expensive imo. They can be very aromatic and floral kinda like some of the Davidoffs but yet a little more full.
tamapatom Offline
#77 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2015
Posts: 7,381
If the idea is to storm the Puff....we should all use variations of the same user name. for example if the screen name of the mod is really monkey, then we create a name like monkeykiller1, monkeykiller2, etc............like an alien invasion....make your presence known but do not get banned.....eventually there will be thousands of monkeykillers and our own monkeykiller thread with innocent chatter that cant be banned. I'm in if someone wants to organize.

Confession: I may have a hard time not getting banned as I was banned 4 times on this forum.....but I would try.

Signed, John Smallberries
Abrignac Offline
#78 Posted:
Joined: 02-24-2012
Posts: 17,217
Meh not worth the effort.
bgz Offline
#79 Posted:
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lol, I've managed to not have been banned by this forum !!!

It's a miracle.

Anyway, I agree with Anthony, not worth the effort.

In my younger days I would have been on board with it, but I'm just getting too old to GAF anymore :/


Edit:

But if you end up doing it, send me a link, lol.
tamapatom Offline
#80 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2015
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bgz wrote:
lol, I've managed to not have been banned by this forum !!!

It's a miracle.

Anyway, I agree with Anthony, not worth the effort.

In my younger days I would have been on board with it, but I'm just getting too old to GAF anymore :/


Edit:

But if you end up doing it, send me a link, lol.

I'm only mildly inspired myself but could get a wild hair.

What would the appropriate name be if we did it? Is the name "monkey" recognizable to the moderator or was that just your nickname for him?

I kind of like the use of same first name with different last names (instead of numbers) like on Buckaroo Bonzai (in the end it turned out the aliens all had the first name John).
bgz Offline
#81 Posted:
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tamapatom wrote:
I'm only mildly inspired myself but could get a wild hair.

What would the appropriate name be if we did it? Is the name "monkey" recognizable to the moderator or was that just your nickname for him?

I kind of like the use of same first name with different last names (instead of numbers) like on Buckaroo Bonzai (in the end it turned out the aliens all had the first name John).


Oh, that's just my nickname for him.

If I remember right, his name is Curmudgeonator or something like that. But he's the only mod with a monkey avatar, so I guess he probably really looks like a monkey.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#82 Posted:
Joined: 04-05-2015
Posts: 5,688
No relation. Just to be clear and transparent and stuff.
DrafterX Offline
#83 Posted:
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Posts: 98,508
Laugh
bgz Offline
#84 Posted:
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Just checked on the thing again.

The box just got pillaged again by a savvy smoker.

He basically took a bunch of Pepin made stuff and replaced it with general/altidas/cohiba red dot.

Wow, that would have not flew in one of our passes here.

He played the MSRP game and won.


Then the guy who ended up being the volunteer to start it (but not run it) got hosed. I can tell this because he used the term "we".

He says, we have decided to take the extra cigars that went above and beyond and randomly send them to one lucky winner.

lol, "we" decided... BRO... THAT MEANS YOU GOT HOSED!!!

You ponied up, you took all the risk, and the committee decided to give your smokes away to one lucky winnah!!!

(each in the committee hoping it was going to be them, rofl)

Alright, I'm done posting up on this sh17, I've seen enough.

Good riddance, glad I got banned, lmfao... box pass being run like a fuggin circus... still.
tamapatom Offline
#85 Posted:
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
No relation. Just to be clear and transparent and stuff.

Who would confuse a monkey mod with an odd monkey?
bgz Offline
#86 Posted:
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Well, it appears their pass is done.

In the end, it looks like it ran pretty smooth.

I'm thinking some of them may have been checking this thread, and hopefully my trolling ass had an impact on it for the better... you know, making them step up their game.

IMO, the MVP of their pass was this dude named Roland. He bombed the crap out of the box and had no takes.

I'm glad their pass ran smooth and nobody lost it.

When I first wrote this, I admit, I was hoping wombat was in there under alias to put the big jones on their box, but now some time has past and I'm glad their box didn't get dinked.

Anyway, gj to you guys if you read this.
frankj1 Offline
#87 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
bgz wrote:
Well, it appears their pass is done.

In the end, it looks like it ran pretty smooth.

I'm thinking some of them may have been checking this thread, and hopefully my trolling ass had an impact on it for the better... you know, making them step up their game.

IMO, the MVP of their pass was this dude named Roland. He bombed the crap out of the box and had no takes.

I'm glad their pass ran smooth and nobody lost it.

When I first wrote this, I admit, I was hoping wombat was in there under alias to put the big jones on their box, but now some time has past and I'm glad their box didn't get dinked.

Anyway, gj to you guys if you read this.

you're starting to sound like MrJones
bgz Offline
#88 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
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I said big jones on the box, not in it :D

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