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Watch for TRUMPS LOCATION...ALL NEXT WEEK
Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted:
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Think

WITH ALL OF the planet X and NIBURU
YOUTUBE HYPE...HOAX OR NO HOAX ??...

I will be watching the where abouts of ALL FAMOUS , POWERFUL AND RICH PEOPLE...

ALL THE 9-22-17 or 9-23-17 hype of NIBURU orbiting AROUND THE SUN??

Could all be total BULLSHIIT OR REAL?

If TRUMP stays at CAMP DAVID? Or his entire family "goes off RADAR"??
Then you know something is really going down next week...CAMP DAVID HAS A MAJOR UNDERGROUND BUNKER (believe me...I know)...
along with some mountain, near camp david in west Virginia...

Watch The whereabouts of ALL RICH PEOPLE , FAMOUS STARS...ETC...
IF there is a major "BUG OUT" by
Obama and family, U.S.senators, supreme court justices, JEFF Bezos, Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, this list goes on and on...

Like I said...these "END OF THE WORLD" hoax's come and go all the time...but if everybody who is in power or rich start to "EXIT STAGE LEFT"???

Then we all know something is going down... we are not privy to...

Oh well,
BE SAFE ...PEONS

WATER, BEANS AND RICE...
BOURBON, AMMO AND FIREPOWER...

THEN HONKER DOWN IN PLACE

frankj1 Offline
#2 Posted:
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some of those names, yes. But I'm thinking no one is telling Trump...HA!
Would you want to be stuck in a vault with him?
Mr. Jones Offline
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RAVEN ROCK MOUNTAIN...IN PA ...site R

Cannonball, Cross Mtn, mercersberg PA

Mt. Weather, berryville, va

Lambs knoll, Frederick ,md

Martinsburg, roundtop summit , va

Ft. Reno, wash. DC

CAMP david, thurmont, md

Greenbriar hotel, white sulpher springs WV



frankj1 Offline
#4 Posted:
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unless Trump reads this thread, he's gonna be banging on the door of your hut.
Mr. Jones Offline
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^^^ YOU FUNNY *****ER!!!

I just LMMFAO!!

TRUMP wouldn't need to knock...HE'LL HAVE THE KEYS ALREADY...

He'd just get a copy of my two front door keys from
GARY O'CONNER...FBI-SSG EL HEFE FIELD CHIEFTAN WHO MADE DOUBLES OF ALL MY KEYS WHEN I WAS IN THE YORK, PA JAIL AFTER THOSE FELONS RUFFIED MY AZZ INTO A FALSE DUI CHARGE...

THEY HAVE KEYS TO EVERYTHING I OWN...

MY HUT
MY CARS
MY CABIN
MY CABIN GARAGE-BARN
MY GUN CABINETS
MY 3 SHEDS
EVERY *****IN LOCK I OWN...
frankj1 Offline
#6 Posted:
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buncha cork soakers!
Mr. Jones Offline
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Watch out for.... TRUMP's DOUBLE...

WHEREVER ALEC BALDWIN IS...

TRUMP IS NOT...
DrafterX Offline
#8 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
buncha cork soakers!


Think
frankj1 Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
Think

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/cork-soakers/n11823?snl=1
DrafterX Offline
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OhMyGod
bgz Offline
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And here we thought Jones was just here to warn us about the SSG agents... he's also here to warn us of our impending doom!!!

Thanks Jones, I'm going to have to hunker down next weekend at the golf course with a couple big cigars and a flask of booze and wait for this planet to wipe us out :D

Had to google search it lmfao, the picture was a giant fiery planet... hard to believe if it was coming from the outer solar system, but anyway... was nice knowing you folks.
Buckwheat Offline
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IF such an event occurred there would be no safe place to hide on earth. This will turn out just like it did in May, 2003 (the last time the clearly insane Nancy Lieder predicted the NIBIRU Cataclysm would occur). fog
Read all about it here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nibiru_cataclysm
Or it could all be a big conspiracy to fool everybody Sarcasm
DrafterX Offline
#13 Posted:
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PlanetX does has a nice ring to it... Mellow
jjanecka Offline
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There goes Jonesy. Off the pills again...
RMAN4443 Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
PlanetX does has a nice ring to it... Mellow

She came from Planet Claire,I knew she came from there,she drove a Plymouth Satellite,A-faster than the speed of light....Whistle
bs_kwaj Offline
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I heard Cheyenne Mountain was emptied and rich people are storing stuff in it for when the 'end' comes....

Beer
DrafterX Offline
#17 Posted:
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I heard there's a mountain stuffed with powdered milk out there somewhere... Mellow
Mr. Jones Offline
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I take ALL THESE NIBURU UPDATES WITH
A MAJOR "grain of salt"...

I GOTTA go to My cabin anyway and work...
Moving 10? boxes of stuff "up and back" is a tiny precaution if you ask me..

95 to 5 ...Its TOTAL BULLSHIIT...

BUT IF IT ISN'T???

**** the hoardes of ill prepared city HURTINS....
ROVING FROM PHILLY...WEST FOR FOOD...

I'll be a semi-prepared ANT...AND MOST OF YOU ARE
begging grasshoppers....

If it doesn't happen...who cares...
Just move 10 boxes back home...

Better safe than sorry...
I need to buy a mask and dark goggles like
Denzel Washington in
"The Book of ELI"...

Hunker Down...
frankj1 Offline
#19 Posted:
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write if ya get work!
Mr. Jones Offline
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I heard TRUMP is visiting Donald Junior...

This weekend at his NY STATE MOUNTAIN MILLIONAIRES CABIN ...he's been "holed up" in for weeks since the email russian adoption meeting scandal broke....
To coax'emmmmmm down to
Camp David by 9-22-17 next week...the hardened bunker site where the whole family will be by next Tuesday at the latest...

Melania wears STILETTOS @ CAMP DAVID when she trout fishes with BARON von JUNIOR...

SHE would never go to C.D. ....
unless SOMETHING VERY VERY BIG WAS COMING DOWN THE PIKE...
very shortly,
I may add....
jjanecka Offline
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Jones, don't worry, you will need to get to the rendevous point before the secondary phase. We have formed a militia to overtake the Annunaki and use their phasing machine to teleport us to their planet. They have a conservatory built there where they are catering to the most elite of our planet. We aim to burn it down and take Nibiru. I am working with a team of scientists who are trying to find a way to realign nibiru's orbit so it stabilizes around the sun in our habitable zone. Are you man enough to face the challenge?
jjanecka Offline
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Oh and that Joo Frank is coming with us. For a democrat he's pretty good. Like sum kinda genius or sumfin.
DrafterX Offline
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I wanna go... Mellow
gummy jones Offline
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i heard xenu is coming back or something
jjanecka Offline
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Drafter, did you not get the memo? You're the demolition man.

Jones, to sweeten the deal, we have located the SSG hut on Nibiru. You get first crack at it. ;)
frankj1 Offline
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jjanecka wrote:
Oh and that Joo Frank is coming with us. For a democrat he's pretty good. Like sum kinda genius or sumfin.

and I suppose I'll need to procreate to keep the breed alive?
jjanecka Offline
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See that's the genius coming outta you already!
teedubbya Offline
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jjanecka wrote:
See that's the genius coming outta you already!



better out of him than into him I suppose
frankj1 Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
better out of him than into him I suppose

I'll need ya to write me a few one-liners before we shut the bunker door.
Mr. Jones Offline
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We Have AN EMPTY MINE SHAFT DEFICIT...

BUT A TRIPOD EXCESS...

THE CODE WORD AT THE BUNKER DOOR IS :

MORLEY SAFER BANGED YOUR AUNT...
AND...
SHE LOVED IT...

THEN...

THREE KNOCKS.......

Reply....

"Uuummmm-ooooonnnn-EEEENNNNNNNNN'
Veeee-toe...Ummm-ooonnnn-EEEENNNN"
frankj1 Offline
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excellent post!
Mr. Jones Offline
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The GODFATHER II....^^^

when don corleone buddy takes him to that rich guys house
And they "take that rug"...

"Oommeee on Ennnnn, VITOOOOO,
OMMMM ONNNN Eeeennnnnnn..."
Mr. Jones Offline
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Where is TRUMP "CHEETO" today?

Where is BARRON, MELANIA, IVANKA, JARED,
TEEDLE DEE & DUM, PLUS ABOUT 35 other family members today?

Are they "all a hop, skip and a jump" from a HARDENED FACILITY??

What's the family "WEEKEND PLANS"???
A Camp David birthday party...down below ??
In Der' B.U.N.K.E.R.??
frankj1 Offline
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I dunno about this weekend, but I invited the Kushners to break fast next weekend on Yom Kippur.

no rsvp yet, so they may be somewhere with poor reception.
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