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So.... we're at war?
victor809 Offline
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I don't know what the rules are here...

Do both parties need to agree that they're at war for a war to happen, or just one?

http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/25/politics/north-korea-fm-us-bombers/index.html

I mean... North Korea says we declared war this weekend .. and because they believe we declared war, they are declaring the right to shoot anything of ours they see....

Meanwhile we're saying we didn't declare war.. granted, the "declaration of war" was from the president of the united states, while the statement "we haven't declared war" is from the press secretary. I'm not sure who one is supposed to be more believable.

Add in the idea that I thought technically the war never actually ended... so maybe trump can't declare war anyway?
DrafterX Offline
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So, I should buy up some Haliburton stock..?? Huh
victor809 Offline
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I dunno. Apparently North Korea thinks trump declared war in one of his tweets....

He should probably tweet something to defuse the situation...
DrafterX Offline
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Or go thru the proper channels.. Mellow
victor809 Offline
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Nah... he should definitely tweet a defusing tweet about north korea to show he wants to pursue diplomacy.

I'm sure that will work.
dstieger Offline
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victor809 wrote:

Add in the idea that I thought technically the war never actually ended...



IIRC, you got it backwards....I don't think war was ever declared...so it couldn't end if it didn't start
victor809 Offline
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Really? Oh... ok.

Man... about time someone declared that war start. ;)
dstieger Offline
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good luck with that....when''s the last time that Congress got anything done?
DrafterX Offline
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Well, we needed some new MASH episodes anyways.. Mellow
victor809 Offline
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... good point. They'd never agree on that.
dstieger Offline
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they're still debating declaring war on Taliban and on Al Queda....nevermind, phattyfat land
DrafterX Offline
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Think
Maybe when Michelle Obama declared war on fat kids Fatty Fat Fat took it personal and stuff... Mellow
victor809 Offline
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Nah... he definitely said Trump declared war on him.
gummy jones Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
Think
Maybe when Michelle Obama declared war on fat kids Fatty Fat Fat took it personal and stuff... Mellow


well if he followed the example of middle schoolers and threw away the meals michelle prescribed for him maybe his people could rummage through the trash and get a carrot instead of boiling bark off of trees like they are used to.
DrafterX Offline
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Did he say Trump or They..?? Huh
victor809 Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
Did he say Trump or They..?? Huh

did you read the article?
DrafterX Offline
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I've read many.... Mellow
victor809 Offline
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Hop on Pop doesn't count
Mr. Jones Offline
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Phatty phat...

"DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' OFFICIAL
D.E.C.L.A.R.A.T.I.O.N."

HE JUST HEARS VOICES IN HIS HEAD AND HE READS WITH A "BABY HUEY" level of comprehension and stuff...
victor809 Offline
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Mr. Jones wrote:
Phatty phat...

"DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' OFFICIAL
D.E.C.L.A.R.A.T.I.O.N."

HE JUST HEARS VOICES IN HIS HEAD AND HE READS WITH A "BABY HUEY" level of comprehension and stuff...



Hang on... we talking North Korea's leader or ours?
Mr. Jones Offline
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N.K.'s...^^^

But...

It could be "mutual" BABY HUEY COMPRHENSION LEVEL FOR BOTH LEADERS...

"A Meglomaniac DOTARD..."
^^ gotta love Phatty phats originial comeback!!!
victor809 Offline
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Twitter is an appropriate medium for both of their "thoughts"....
tailgater Offline
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victor809 wrote:
Hop on Pop doesn't count


What about There's a Wocket in my Pocket?

jjanecka Offline
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Dat's Waithith
frankj1 Offline
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Wag The Dog?
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