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Cyrus Vance Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Sep 28 2017, 5:58 PM EST
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Posts: 57
What is more hazardous ...

Drunk driving or drunk bidding ?

My wife is going to leave me.

- Cyrus -

\fog
Ewok126 Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Sep 28 2017, 6:07 PM EST
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
Cyrus Vance wrote:
What is more hazardous ...

Drunk driving or drunk bidding ?

My wife is going to leave me.

- Cyrus -

\fog


If you would throw the pecker to her right you wouldn't have to worry. Not talking
jacquesemo Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Sep 28 2017, 6:08 PM EST
Joined: 01-29-2017
Posts: 55
Ah, you're the reason I kept getting out bid this week!!

And if you drive drunk your wife will probably leave you anyway.so save the prison time.
frankj1 Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Sep 28 2017, 7:20 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,215
Cyrus Vance wrote:
What is more hazardous ...

Drunk driving or drunk bidding ?

My wife is going to leave me.

- Cyrus -

\fog

gotta give ya credit, Vance. You hung in here through the initial hazing.
corey sellers Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Sep 28 2017, 7:51 PM EST
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Posts: 10,359
Still don't know if he likes long walks on the beach under the pale moonlight or if he likes camping down by the river in a van or if he rolls or wads


Just sayin
frankj1 Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Sep 28 2017, 8:15 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Still don't know if he likes long walks on the beach under the pale moonlight or if he likes camping down by the river in a van or if he rolls or wads


Just sayin

ah, phase two begins...
24132413 Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Sep 28 2017, 8:37 PM EST
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Posts: 556
all depends on what you WIN!!! Herfing
apbigmo Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Sep 28 2017, 9:14 PM EST
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Posts: 48
Drunk bidding won't put you in jail. Only in the dog house.
apbigmo Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Sep 28 2017, 9:20 PM EST
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LOL Sorry drunk driving will put you in jail. Drunk bidding will put you in the dog house.
frankj1 Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Sep 28 2017, 9:34 PM EST
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Posts: 44,215
apbigmo wrote:
LOL Sorry drunk driving will put you in jail. Drunk bidding will put you in the dog house.

I see you're drunk posting again.
Peckerhead Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Sep 28 2017, 9:52 PM EST
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Posts: 479
Ewok126 wrote:
If you would throw the pecker to her right you wouldn't have to worry. Not talking


Hey now... gotta see some nude pics first. PM me. Got standards here I gotta maintain!
Ewok126 Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Sep 28 2017, 11:36 PM EST
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
Peckerhead wrote:
Hey now... gotta see some nude pics first. PM me. Got standards here I gotta maintain!

Bwahahahha. Awe Peckerhead it dont matter what she looks like. In the dark it all feels the same lmaooo Anxious Whistle Whistle
DrMaddVibe Offline
#13 Posted: Sun, Oct 1 2017, 11:59 AM EST
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,394
Cyrus Vance wrote:
What is more hazardous ...

Drunk driving or drunk bidding ?

My wife is going to leave me.

- Cyrus -

\fog



STFU Hank.
Whistlebritches Offline
#14 Posted: Sun, Oct 1 2017, 2:28 PM EST
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,128
DrMaddVibe wrote:
STFU Hank.



I'll second that
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#15 Posted: Mon, Oct 2 2017, 3:44 PM EST
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
I say it depends how drunk...not really...both are stupid.
Whistlebritches Offline
#16 Posted: Mon, Oct 2 2017, 6:59 PM EST
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Posts: 22,128
Hank_The_Tank wrote:
I say it depends how drunk...not really...both are stupid.


You are a lonely broke psychologist wet dream Hank.
RobertHively Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Oct 3 2017, 9:10 AM EST
Joined: 01-14-2015
Posts: 1,817

Post #15 replying to the original post? Hank is talking to himself now? That's sad man. No joke. Just sad.

Hank, could you tell "Cyrus" to stop Masturba posting?
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Oct 3 2017, 11:07 AM EST
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
If I only knew who Cyrus was...
gummy jones Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, Oct 3 2017, 11:30 AM EST
Joined: 07-06-2015
Posts: 7,969
we need a new hamk vs cyrus megathread
a private back and forth between them
kinda like looking in the mirror
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, Oct 3 2017, 11:32 AM EST
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
Whistle
RMAN4443 Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, Oct 3 2017, 11:47 AM EST
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Posts: 7,683
gummy jones wrote:
we need a new hamk vs cyrus megathread
a private back and forth between them
kinda like looking in the mirror

Yeah,that's what we need..........like poison ivy treated toilet paper and a severe case of the squirts,we need thatShame on you
Ewok126 Offline
#22 Posted: Tue, Oct 3 2017, 11:50 AM EST
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
RMAN4443 wrote:
Yeah,that's what we need..........like poison ivy treated toilet paper and a severe case of the squirts,we need thatShame on you


and there goes my damn tea again across the desk. Dripping out my freaking nose.
gummy jones Offline
#23 Posted: Tue, Oct 3 2017, 12:41 PM EST
Joined: 07-06-2015
Posts: 7,969
RMAN4443 wrote:
Yeah,that's what we need..........like poison ivy treated toilet paper and a severe case of the squirts,we need thatShame on you


you must have missed the part where i said "between them"
think of it more like a quarantine
RMAN4443 Offline
#24 Posted: Tue, Oct 3 2017, 12:54 PM EST
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
gummy jones wrote:
you must have missed the part where i said "between them"
think of it more like a quarantine

AHHHHHHHHHHHH,that's very different then...............I like the way you thinkApplause
delta1 Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Oct 5 2017, 1:54 PM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,778
More hazardous between...

drunk bidding,
drunk driving,
or wife leaving you?

depends on who chooses to shack up with you...
fliermartin Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Oct 19 2017, 6:54 AM EST
Joined: 08-27-2015
Posts: 21
The only politically correct thing to do when drunk is to smoke that cigar. The question should be do you smoke a good cigar or a yard gar when drunk. ???? Do they all taste the same when your drunk.
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