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LetsRock Offline
#1 Posted:
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I was on line at the gas station this morning and the guy in front of me bought 5 packs of Swisher Sweets grape.

I honestly though that was something we only joked about here but apparently this happens in real life.

Lesson learned.
dstieger Offline
#2 Posted:
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LetsRock wrote:
I was online at the gas station this morning and the guy in front of me bought 5 packs of Swisher Sweets grape.

I honestly though that was something we only joked about here but apparently this happens in real life.

Lesson learned.


Man ....I'm old and tech challenged. Amazon is going to own the world.

LetsRock Offline
#3 Posted:
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dstieger wrote:
Man ....I'm old and tech challenged. Amazon is going to own the world.



Corrected.............Im too old to give a **** about typos and grammar...etc
DrafterX Offline
#4 Posted:
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We're you in Ferguson..?? Huh
dstieger Offline
#5 Posted:
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I was only half mocking, LR. I'd bet a fiver that if there isn't already an app-enabled gasoline delivery service...that there will be one soon.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#6 Posted:
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A guy in front of me at the gas station bought some sort of Swishers. I almost wanted to run home and get him a real cigar. Poor sap.
Mdp8903 Offline
#7 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
We're you in Ferguson..?? Huh


Nailed it. 7-11 store near me sells a lot of grape ones to the same clientele.
LetsRock Offline
#8 Posted:
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Mdp8903 wrote:
Nailed it. 7-11 store near me sells a lot of grape ones to the same clientele.


Yeah, at this gas station, grape wasn't the only flavor available either. There was a half a wall with similar "cigars." Looks like I may be in the minority here.
KingoftheCove Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
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In 2013 and 2014 I was working in the trades, building grocery stores and remodeling apartment complexes.
The guy I worked for smoked Backwoods Honey Berry "cigars".................. 2 packs/day...............and inhaled them.
He told me it helped him get off American Spirits!? WTF?

I tried to explain the bad logic to him, and tried to introduce him to real cigars.............to no avail.
chazbo Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 01-21-2007
Posts: 8,159
If you let them nap for a couple months they are very tasty😛
Mr. Jones Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
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YOU STUPIT **** U !!!

THAT WAS "CROS" !!!!

YOU DUMB AZZ !!!

YOU HAD HIM IN YOUR GRAPE...ERRR..I MEAN G.R.A.S.P.
AND YOU LET HIM SLIP AWAYYYYYY....
KingoftheCove Offline
#12 Posted:
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Mr. Jones wrote:
YOU STUPIT **** U !!!

THAT WAS "CROS" !!!!

YOU DUMB AZZ !!!

YOU HAD HIM IN YOUR GRAPE...ERRR..I MEAN G.R.A.S.P.
AND YOU LET HIM SLIP AWAYYYYYY....

No way man
Shame on you
Back then, I had an inkling it might be him.
So I say to him " You're Cros aren't you?"

He says, "Why are you saying I'm gross? Just because I smoke Backwoods? Youre fired, and your cigars stink like chit!"

That was the end of my construction career...
DrafterX Offline
#13 Posted:
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I've smoked a bunch of backwoods.. has been about 20 years tho... Herfing
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#14 Posted:
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A buddy conned me into smoking a backwoods once...almost made me puke. Took 2 days to get that cardboard/grass/crap taste out of my mouth.
shaun341 Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 08-02-2012
Posts: 8,826
What's wrong with Swisher? They make Liga Privada and Undercrown as well...thought the grape Swishers were from the leftover floor scraps.
Cereal City Cigar Smoker Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 03-30-2006
Posts: 14,587
LetsRock wrote:
I was on line at the gas station this morning and the guy in front of me bought 5 packs of Swisher Sweets grape.

I honestly though that was something we only joked about here but apparently this happens in real life.

Lesson learned.


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c3s
LetsRock Offline
#17 Posted:
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Nice....^
LetsRock Offline
#18 Posted:
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Nice....^
tonygraz Offline
#19 Posted:
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A site I visit from time to time has White Lightning Crooks Rum Cured cigars on sale.
I also was a backwoods smoker decades ago until I got one that has a feather inside - yuck.
Smoked Swisher Sweets when I was a teenager.
DrafterX Offline
#20 Posted:
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The one with the feathers was worth a million bucks.. you were suppose to turn it in... Mellow
RMAN4443 Offline
#21 Posted:
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tonygraz wrote:
A site I visit from time to time has White Lightning Crooks Rum Cured cigars on sale.
I also was a backwoods smoker decades ago until I got one that has a feather inside - yuck.
Smoked Swisher Sweets when I was a teenager.

Chicken infused????d'oh!
tonygraz Offline
#22 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
The one with the feathers was worth a million bucks.. you were suppose to turn it in... Mellow


I was too sick.
Ewok126 Offline
#23 Posted:
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tonygraz wrote:
I got one that had a feather inside


I was wondering where I lost that fat farm girl's french tickler! Did it smell like chicken and DoDo or had it been aged long enough that it took on the tobacco flavors?

Boy I miss that fat girl, You could fit a box of 20 x 4 in her humidor Think
tonygraz Offline
#24 Posted:
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Trying hard to forget, but it was one foul smell.
RMAN4443 Offline
#25 Posted:
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tonygraz wrote:
Trying hard to forget, but it was one fowl smell.

FIFY d'oh!
frankj1 Offline
#26 Posted:
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RMAN4443 wrote:
FIFY d'oh!

nice!
RMAN4443 Offline
#27 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
nice!

Thanks..............every now and then,ya know?Beer
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