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Common sense
MACS Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,599
This is an old one, but worth repeating sometimes...

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:

- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;

- Why the early bird gets the worm;

- Life isn't always fair;

- and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame, I'm A Victim

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
DrafterX Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,508
Pray Pray
bgz Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
At least we have the antifa Armageddon thing to help out with crowd control.
Buckwheat Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 04-15-2004
Posts: 12,251
One of my very early posts on this topic.

http://www.cigarbid.com/...osts/22883/Common-Sense

I think it's still pretty valid today. fog
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
Humanity is in a really sad state. All of this makes me angry and just shake my head. We live in such a messed up world.
DrafterX Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,508
this was way back when we used to get matches and stuff... Mellow
RMAN4443 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
DrafterX wrote:
this was way back when we used to matches and stuff... Mellow

and you could play cops and robbers with your friends and not be offending people.......Anxious
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