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Last post 6 years ago by Whistlebritches. 11 replies replies.
That stinks
teedubbya Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
KANSAS CITY, Mo. – A police interrogation of a Kansas City man charged with drug and gun offenses ended prematurely when an investigator was driven from the room by the suspect's excessive flatulence.

A detective reported that when asked for his address, 24-year-old Sean Sykes Jr. "leaned to one side of his chair and released a loud fart before answering."

The Kansas City Star reports that Sykes "continued to be flatulent" and the detective was forced to quickly end the interview.

Sykes appeared in court Monday, charged with being a felon in possession of three firearms and possession with intent to sell cocaine. The charges stem from police traffic stops this month and in September in Kansas City, Missouri.

The federal public defender's office hasn't responded to an Associated Press email seeking comment Friday.

Film at 11......
danmdevries Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,124
If the room smells of **** you must aquit
Ewok126 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
The boy just shit all on the PoPo? Eh?

That talent might earn him his Pall Mall's every week while doing time. I heard prisoners love Stinky on the Dinky Blink
Krazeehorse Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 04-09-2010
Posts: 1,958
I bet they're not so loud after he does some time in the big house.
TMCTLT Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 11-22-2007
Posts: 19,733
Krazeehorse wrote:
I bet they're not so loud after he does some time in the big house.



He'll having nothing but SBDers after his first month....
Mr. Jones Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
Now that OP was HILARIOUS!!!

WHEN I GET A BAD CASE OF GAS...
WHICH is quite often...
I always lean to the right and lift my left cheek...

That lean always gets a pavlov's dog reflex outta anybody who knows me...even before the said "aromas from
Heaven" are released...
delta1 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
a new defense...we'll call it the Skunk, a relative of Duress...
jjanecka Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
That's a pretty week cop to not be able to handle a little chit smell.
RMAN4443 Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
Seems like a chitty thing to do.....I never imagined all the Chit the Po-lice had to endured'oh!
teedubbya Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
In my experience the KCMO bassards deserve it.
Whistlebritches Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,127
For those that can't handle a little foul odor.........Camphor is your friend.
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