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" Turkey Day 2017 500"
victor809 Offline
#251 Posted:
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This place is so small....



teedubbya Offline
#252 Posted:
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I’m sorry
victor809 Offline
#253 Posted:
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But we did almost get shot last night...
Odd...

Spent 4 years in Baltimore... 5 in dc...
And one day in Missouri and we walk by a hookah bar and 10 feet past it someone starts shooting at a car or some people...
DrafterX Offline
#254 Posted:
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That's normal.. Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#255 Posted:
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Game starts in a half hour.. wife thinks we need to go food shopping for Thanksgiving.. Think
DrafterX Offline
#256 Posted:
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Thinking about brining this year... I've never bothered befo... Think
delta1 Offline
#257 Posted:
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I did once about ten years ago and didn't like the results...turkey was too salty...used Alton Brown's brine as a base and added spices and herbs and apple juice, but not more salt...
DrafterX Offline
#258 Posted:
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Too much salt would be bad... But that's kinda the active ingredient isn't it..?? Huh
MACS Offline
#259 Posted:
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Just fry that bad bird in peanut oil. If it needs salt, add some later.
dkeage Offline
#260 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
Just fry that bad bird in peanut oil. If it needs salt, add some later.

That could lead to some funny posts.....or pics
delta1 Offline
#261 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Too much salt would be bad... But that's kinda the active ingredient isn't it..?? Huh


It is the primary reason for brining: a salt solution with a sweetener, like molasses, brown sugar, honey, etc. I left the turkey in the brining solution for two full days...that may've been the culprit...one day might've been all a perfect turkey needs...


the turkey was very tender and juicy, cooked all the way through, but too salty...if I ever do it again, I'd just brine overnight...
MACS Offline
#262 Posted:
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Yessir... don't brine a bird for more than 8 hours.
DrafterX Offline
#263 Posted:
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Cool.. sounds like a plan.. ThumpUp
DrafterX Offline
#264 Posted:
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Bought a 20lb fresh bird.. hope it's enough.. Think
DrafterX Offline
#265 Posted:
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Six beers later and I still haven't got over the OSU loss... Sad
Ewok126 Offline
#266 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Six beers later and I still haven't got over the OSU loss... Sad



Six more may be in order.fog
DrafterX Offline
#267 Posted:
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At least... Beer
frankj1 Offline
#268 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Six beers later and I still haven't got over the OSU loss... Sad

this is my fault..
go Sooners?
DrafterX Offline
#269 Posted:
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Yes.. still Big 12.. ThumpUp
8trackdisco Offline
#270 Posted:
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USC v UCLA .

Certainly more talent in the stands.

California girls. Wow.
frankj1 Offline
#271 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
USC v UCLA .

Certainly more talent in the stands.

California girls. Wow.

obviously I'm loving the Jewish/Quaker QB for UCLA!!!
MACS Offline
#272 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
California girls. Wow.


Yeah... I know, right?
DrafterX Offline
#273 Posted:
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I wish they all could be California girls.. Mellow
Ewok126 Offline
#274 Posted:
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So,at 11:56pm i'm sitting in my office enjoying a San Cristobal Elegancia and I notice my wife comes out of the bedroom. She goes down the hall and a few minutes later she comes back carrying a samich. I asked "your sugar lvl dropped?" she said "yes" then she asked me "how does that cigar taste?" I replied "It's ok, not the best I have had but not bad at all." she then replied "Well I am surprised cause it smells like ASS!" and back to bed she went. Eh?

Man she gets pissy when her sugar drops. Cursing
rfenst Offline
#275 Posted:
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Good morning
DrafterX Offline
#276 Posted:
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Cool Dudes...
DrafterX Offline
#277 Posted:
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37... Mellow
SmokeMonkey Offline
#278 Posted:
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Good morning, y’all. Whirlwind trip to South Florida (exhausting). Monkey Boys came up short in the Sweet 16, losing 1-0 to Lynn University in Boca Raton.

Ewok126 Offline
#279 Posted:
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Awe damn, I was pulling for the barrel of Monkeys. Well you all get you some well deserved rest.

42 clear skies and sun
danmdevries Offline
#280 Posted:
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Sunday Sunday Sunday
MACS Offline
#281 Posted:
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Trying to work up the motivation to exercise. Coffee.
DrafterX Offline
#282 Posted:
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Look in da mirror.. Mellow
MACS Offline
#283 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Look in da mirror.. Mellow


"Shots fired! Man down!"
DrafterX Offline
#284 Posted:
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I'm sorry... Sad
8trackdisco Offline
#285 Posted:
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Going to breakfast with my lady.
DrafterX Offline
#286 Posted:
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I did that yesterday.. she cooked today.. Mellow
victor809 Offline
#287 Posted:
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Well... finishing up in missouri.

The woman is not thrilled about the location. Not much to do here... on the upside houses are ridiculously cheap. 250k gets us more house than we want... actually harder to find a house small enough for us.
DrafterX Offline
#288 Posted:
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You can always rent out a couple rooms.. Mellow
RMAN4443 Offline
#289 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
You can always rent out a couple rooms to some homeless dudes.. Mellow

Anxious
bgz Offline
#290 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
Well... finishing up in missouri.

The woman is not thrilled about the location. Not much to do here... on the upside houses are ridiculously cheap. 250k gets us more house than we want... actually harder to find a house small enough for us.


Why the hell would you want to move there?
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#291 Posted:
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Real news headline for UK paper:
"Ivanka Trump's giant clam mocked mercesily"


A wheelrite headline if there ever was one
victor809 Offline
#292 Posted:
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It really was a huge white clam....

She had stuffed some pumpkins in it...
victor809 Offline
#293 Posted:
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Bgz... I don't want to.

But my friend wants some help... and the job could be exciting... and it comes with director level title....

Stock options may be good...

But pay isn't great. And the woman wouldn't work out there... so we would lose over 50% of our household income.
DrafterX Offline
#294 Posted:
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Of course you're gonna have to open carry now.. I suggest a very large revolver... Mellow
Ram27 Offline
#295 Posted:
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Hello all.




Go Eagles. Applause Beer Beer Applause
DrafterX Offline
#296 Posted:
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Ram..!! Laugh
delta1 Offline
#297 Posted:
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Ewok126 wrote:
So,at 11:56pm i'm sitting in my office enjoying a San Cristobal Elegancia and I notice my wife comes out of the bedroom. She goes down the hall and a few minutes later she comes back carrying a samich. I asked "your sugar lvl dropped?" she said "yes" then she asked me "how does that cigar taste?" I replied "It's ok, not the best I have had but not bad at all." she then replied "Well I am surprised cause it smells like ASS!" and back to bed she went. Eh?

Man she gets pissy when her sugar drops. Cursing





ummm...didjur wife say whose ASS the San Cristobal Elegancia smelt like?


Anxious
DrafterX Offline
#298 Posted:
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What did you cook today Delta..?? Huh
MACS Offline
#299 Posted:
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I have a salmon recipe that's either really, really good... or the wife keeps asking me to cook it because she doesn't want to cook.

1 big salmon fillet, rub with a little olive oil, sprinkle on blackened seasoning, fresh cracked pepper, a pinch of kosher salt, and minced garlic on both sides. Place in an aluminum pan, then put some garlic butter on top of the fish. I use Shamy's.

Cover with foil, bake at 400 for 25 minutes.

8trackdisco Offline
#300 Posted:
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Cigars with friends this afternoon. NFL on in the background. Unwatchable swill.
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