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Plowboy221 Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Nov 21 2017, 1:05 PM EST
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Should they match the carpet???
Mr. Jones Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Nov 21 2017, 1:23 PM EST
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Posts: 19,400
On a "true redhead"...

Y
E
S
bgz Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Nov 21 2017, 1:39 PM EST
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Carpet is overrated.
Buckwheat Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Nov 21 2017, 1:53 PM EST
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Posts: 12,251
Mr. Jones wrote:
On a "true redhead"...

Y
E
S


+1
Ewok126 Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Nov 21 2017, 1:57 PM EST
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Think Drapes don't matter, Shead the carpet, I prefer bare floors
dstieger Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Nov 21 2017, 2:05 PM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
Think Drapes don't matter, Shead the carpet, I prefer bare floors


You and TW


He said something about preferring hard wood, too
Ewok126 Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Nov 21 2017, 2:09 PM EST
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LOL No I prefer slate or finished ceramic tile. Slick as a babbies butt. Especially when you get it all oiled up.
bgz Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Nov 21 2017, 2:36 PM EST
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Note: When it comes to phallic objects, Ewok prefers oiled up ceramic to hard wood.
Ewok126 Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Nov 21 2017, 3:18 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Note: When it comes to phallic objects, Ewok prefers oiled up ceramic to hard wood.




I am still trying to figure out where you all come up with Ewok is talking about Phallic objects? LOL

Ahh I think I figured it out..... Let me grab my notepad. Ok you all lay down on the couch, Now... Did you have daddy issues when growing up and how did that make you feel? I have a little ewok doll here, Now I want you point to the area on the doll where your mommy touched you. bgz NO NO NO! QUIT HUMPING THE EWOK DOLL! Now, I would like to know why did you do the things you did to that chicken? How did you feel after you blew the cat then stuck it in the microwave? After reading my notes here on the answers you all have given, I think we are going to have to get you all a more experienced Psychologist, Also after administering the Rorschach test to each of you and every blott you all see COCK is the response from each of you, well that is just not normal. Besides you are all making me very uncomfortable staring at my package while we try to talk, AND NO! I do not have a chicken or a cat you can take home! But, I will give you all a blow pop sucker to tide your desires over until you can get home. Gonz
bgz Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Nov 21 2017, 4:23 PM EST
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Ewok, please, please... use the enter key. I will not strain my eyes to read the wall of drivel.

And we all already know you like talking about phallic objects... and is readily apparent by your emphasis on it with a capital P.
cacman Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Nov 21 2017, 4:45 PM EST
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Plowboy221 wrote:
Should they match the carpet???

This is a cigar forum. As long as the cuffs & collars match, most don't care about the damn drapes. d'oh!
victor809 Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Nov 21 2017, 5:20 PM EST
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I'm pretty sure most of the guys here are bald and can't even see past their gut to check the color of their pubes... trying to get them to make these two things match is just cruel...
Ewok126 Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Nov 21 2017, 5:47 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Ewok, please, please... use the enter key. I will not strain my eyes to read the wall of drivel.

And we all already know you like talking about phallic objects... and is readily apparent by your emphasis on it with a capital P.


Dont read it

or

figure it out,

I am not

catering to your

candy ass

big boy

lmaooo. Applause Its a paragraph for christ sake. Man my wife is not this needy! Brick wall
cacman Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, Nov 21 2017, 6:09 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
I'm pretty sure most of the guys here are bald and can't even see past their gut to check the color of their pubes... trying to get them to make these two things match is just cruel...

You're obviously not a fan the James Bond films, and missed the "Cuffs & Collars" quote from the movie "Diamonds Are Forever". Bond made this statement after Jill St. John returned to the room as a redhead. Most heterosexuals understand the reference. d'oh!
victor809 Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, Nov 21 2017, 6:41 PM EST
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cacman wrote:
You're obviously not a fan the James Bond films, and missed the "Cuffs & Collars" quote from the movie "Diamonds Are Forever". Bond made this statement after Jill St. John returned to the room as a redhead. Most heterosexuals understand the reference. d'oh!


It must be embarrassing to be you. I mean, you read my post... in which I referenced hair and pubic hair... and yet you still seem to think I "missed" a cuffs and collars reference...

My comment was two steps past that. Please try to keep up, and if you can't please don't try to slow the rest of the group down.

Geez, you're like the last buffalo in a stampede.
bgz Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Nov 21 2017, 6:53 PM EST
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Ewok126 wrote:
Dont read it

or

figure it out,

I am not

catering to your

candy ass

big boy

lmaooo. Applause Its a paragraph for christ sake. Man my wife is not this needy! Brick wall


We've already established you're a bottom, so I wouldn't expect you to cater to my ass.

I feel for your wife though as I imagine you're a needy little critter due to your tastes in oily ceramics.
Ewok126 Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Nov 21 2017, 9:13 PM EST
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Bwhahahahaha Nope not needy at all honestly.






No need to feel for my wife shes a very happy young lady.






I would rather have taste in oily ceramics vs nasty ass carpet. (Scroll down VVV)




I know it must be frustrating to not know how to google (scroll Down)





a how to video on adjusting your font so you (scroll Down)





can see it from Space. (Scroll Down)



Here you go maybe this will help you out brother! (Scroll Down)





https://goo.gl/sN68b8



I know you will not be able to read it (Scroll Down)






Try text to speech! or are you more deaf than I as well?
jjanecka Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Nov 21 2017, 9:57 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
It must be embarrassing to be you. I mean, you read my post... in which I referenced hair and pubic hair... and yet you still seem to think I "missed" a cuffs and collars reference...

My comment was two steps past that. Please try to keep up, and if you can't please don't try to slow the rest of the group down.

Geez, you're like the last buffalo in a stampede.



Well, he was the last peckerwood to move out the hood. What do you expect?

Whistle
bgz Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, Nov 21 2017, 10:01 PM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:

I would rather have taste in oily ceramics vs nasty ass carpet. (Scroll down VVV)


Not that there's anything wrong with that.
JadeRose Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, Nov 21 2017, 10:04 PM EST
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
*walks in*


*Takes a sip of hot coffee and looks around*




*Decides thread is too gaddam dumb to get involved"



*returns to forum without posting*
Ewok126 Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, Nov 21 2017, 10:05 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I hope not lf so then Ooops lol
cameroon Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Nov 22 2017, 11:43 AM EST
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Watching you guys pretend you ever get to see a woman naked is the best Thanksgiving present ever
Abrignac Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, Nov 22 2017, 12:00 PM EST
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Plowboy221 wrote:
Should they match the carpet???


Text me before and after pics. I’ll let you know what I like better.
dstieger Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, Nov 22 2017, 12:03 PM EST
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Posts: 10,889
JadeRose wrote:
*walks in*


*Takes a sip of hot coffee and looks around*




*Decides thread is too gaddam dumb to get involved"



*returns to forum without posting*



We some limbo-ing mofos to be able to get under that bar
Ewok126 Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, Nov 22 2017, 2:08 PM EST
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cameroon wrote:
Watching you guys pretend you ever get to see a woman naked is the best Thanksgiving present ever



I get to see women naked all the timefog Thank God for them internets ThumpUp BigGrin
frankj1 Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, Nov 22 2017, 7:05 PM EST
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cameroon wrote:
Watching you guys pretend you ever get to see a woman naked is the best Thanksgiving present ever

wrong holiday (for presents) noob.
danmdevries Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Nov 23 2017, 1:59 AM EST
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If you get that far, what's it matter anyway?

Whistlebritches Offline
#28 Posted: Fri, Nov 24 2017, 5:00 PM EST
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I like a nice full bush,shag carpet,hardwood floors,tile........as long as it's pink and has feet attached at the opposite end,I'm all good.

As for the drapes,I like brunette drapes............long brunette drapes,but again drapes of any color have been known to work for me.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#29 Posted: Fri, Nov 24 2017, 5:04 PM EST
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Kris Draper was a monster of a player.

The abuse he took from cheapshot artist Claude Lemieux propelled the Detroit Red Wings to punish the Avalanche with impunity after that.
ZRX1200 Offline
#30 Posted: Fri, Nov 24 2017, 9:25 PM EST
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Posts: 60,558
Teedubya told me as long as there's grass on the field play ball. But if there wasn't......play in the mud.

I always figured it was loosing his virginity at a Catholic school.

As long as the floors clean I don't care. Except I don't give rusty trombones like TDubya
DrafterX Offline
#31 Posted: Fri, Nov 24 2017, 9:47 PM EST
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Pretty sure TW had a weird uncle that took care of that.. Mellow
Whistlebritches Offline
#32 Posted: Sat, Nov 25 2017, 3:24 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Pretty sure TW had a weird uncle that took care of that.. Mellow


Ahh yes Uncle Fred..........lovingly known as Stretch among his partners.
HuckFinn Offline
#33 Posted: Sat, Dec 2 2017, 3:43 PM EST
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Drapes, shaggy carpets, hardwood floors! Hmmm
If my grandkids read this I'd have to try and convince him this was a interior decorators thread.
Whistlebritches Offline
#34 Posted: Sat, Dec 2 2017, 8:32 PM EST
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HuckFinn wrote:
Drapes, shaggy carpets, hardwood floors! Hmmm
If my grandkids read this I'd have to try and convince him this was a interior decorators thread.


It is.........get your mind out of the gutter
frankj1 Offline
#35 Posted: Sat, Dec 2 2017, 8:42 PM EST
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Posts: 44,211
noobs!
RobertHively Offline
#36 Posted: Sun, Feb 18 2024, 9:33 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
It must be embarrassing to be you. I mean, you read my post... in which I referenced hair and pubic hair... and yet you still seem to think I "missed" a cuffs and collars reference...

My comment was two steps past that. Please try to keep up, and if you can't please don't try to slow the rest of the group down.

Geez, you're like the last buffalo in a stampede.
Plowboy221 Offline
#37 Posted: Sun, Mar 3 2024, 12:59 PM EST
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Posts: 5,140
Haha, how could I have forgotten about this post
MidnightToker( • )( • ) Offline
#38 Posted: Sun, Mar 3 2024, 3:20 PM EST
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Not many have carpeting anymore. Maybe a little rug at the entry way, but not full carpeting.
Jakethesnake86 Offline
#39 Posted: Mon, Mar 4 2024, 10:05 AM EST
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I like a short carpet
JGRAZ Offline
#40 Posted: Mon, Mar 4 2024, 12:28 PM EST
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Once, long ago I came across some dyed hot pink drapes. Imagine my surprise when I found a matching carpet.
MidnightToker( • )( • ) Offline
#41 Posted: Mon, Mar 4 2024, 3:54 PM EST
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JGRAZ wrote:
Once, long ago I came across some dyed hot pink drapes. Imagine my surprise when I found a matching carpet.

That's the rare pink snapper. Only found in the deepest and darkest places of party towns and cities. Usually at raves, after-hours clubs, and various music venues. That's a good catch.
MidnightToker( • )( • ) Offline
#42 Posted: Mon, Mar 4 2024, 3:55 PM EST
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You know why God gave women carpet?
To hide the hook.
Brewha Offline
#43 Posted: Mon, Mar 4 2024, 5:12 PM EST
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My Wife wanted blinds - which was a life saver.
If it was not for those blinds, it would have been curtains for me....


Mellow
Mr. Jones Offline
#44 Posted: Mon, Mar 4 2024, 7:45 PM EST
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Hottest
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Awesomeee
PapaWhiskey Offline
#45 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2024, 5:33 PM EST
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JGRAZ wrote:
Once, long ago I came across some dyed hot pink drapes. Imagine my surprise when I found a matching carpet.


That's awesome! ThumpUp
MACS Offline
#46 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2024, 7:29 PM EST
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MidnightToker( • )( • ) wrote:
That's the rare pink snapper. Only found in the deepest and darkest places of party towns and cities. Usually at raves, after-hours clubs, and various music venues. That's a good catch.


I can catch the snapper... just gotta throw 'em all back. The Game Warden in my house only allows catch and release. whip
MidnightToker( • )( • ) Offline
#47 Posted: Wed, Mar 6 2024, 12:15 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
I can catch the snapper... just gotta throw 'em all back. The Game Warden in my house only allows catch and release. whip

BigGrinDancing
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