Well I tell you what, I think I just lost a good 10 years on my mechanical heart valve. My wife comes to the office to tell me the mail just run. She knew I was waiting on the Johnny O's. She wanted to know if I wanted to go to the garage while she checked the mail and get ready to smoke one ROTT. I of course was like Hell Yeah. So we get out to the garage I sit in my rocking chair as she is headed to the mailbox. I see her get out the box and me I am getting all excited. Got my box cutter ready, Drink sitting beside me. Cutter and lighter in hand. I think I actually started puffing before she was a third up the driveway.
Any how, shes walking up the driveway and then suddenly she staggers and does a big belly flop on top of the damn box. I hear this huge CRUNCH. My ass drew so damn tight you could not get a greased BB in it. I yelled as trying to get up are you OK and I hear yeah I am fine but your box is smashed. I get out there to her and help her up, then pick up the box. it was so flat you could not get a Robusto in there. I swear I had tears. She said come on lets get in the garage and sit down, I do, then I just stare at my crushed box. She is sitting beside me and not saying a word. I assume that she was waiting on me to flip my chit. She hands me a box cutter and tells me to go ahead and see how bad the damage is. I cut it open and see brown shipping paper that has been squished flat. As I reach in to remove the paper she just starts laughing her ass off. I snap my head to look at her and she gets quiet again. I go back to remove the paper and there is nothing in there. I was like WTF. By this time she's laughing and crying at the same time.
She reaches behind her chair and pulls out another box. She then tells me that the mail had ran 30 minutes ago. She went and got my box, took out the cigars and put them in the box behind the chair and retaped the original box stuck it back in the mailbox then came and got me just so she could fall on it with me watching. She kept laughing up until I told her "It's ok let's see if your laughing when I give you the underwear I am wearing to wash here in a min.
I swear she is trying to collect on my life insurance.
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