As I Get Older, I Realize:
1. I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.
2. I consider "In Style" to be the clothes that still fit.
3. I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.
4. My people skills are just fine It's my tolerance for idiots that needs work.
5. The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."
6. I have days when my life is just a tent away from a circus.
7. These days, "on time" is when I get there.
8. Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.
9. Lately, I've noticed people my age are so much older than me.
10. "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I'm there.
11. When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment. Now it feels like a mini vacation.
12. I thought growing old would take longer.
13. Aging sure has slowed me down, but it hasn't shut me up.
14. I still haven't learned to act my age.
