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T Z Offline
#1 Posted:
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Hey Busa .do you think its time to pass the crown to one of the noobs ? they are itching for bombing runs
T Z Offline
#2 Posted:
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what is everyone's opinion? its time to bring back some old traditions
banderl Offline
#3 Posted:
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You should run with it, Terry.
banderl Offline
#4 Posted:
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About a year ago, I suggested that Mr. Jones take responsibility for the noods.
frankj1 Offline
#5 Posted:
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banderl wrote:
About a year ago, I suggested that Mr. Jones take responsibility for the noods.

I was wondering why they quietly disappeared.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#6 Posted:
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pick me, pick me. Donkey King sounds like a good name for me...haha
Just Relax Offline
#7 Posted:
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Isn't the Donkey King the one who can handle the whole thing at the Donkey Show?
T Z Offline
#8 Posted:
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Hank I think you would make an excellant choice. do some research about the origins of the donkey king and get back to us . but so far you have my vote
T Z Offline
#9 Posted:
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banderl wrote:
You should run with it, Terry.

No Bob ,I think a noob who has been here for a bit would have more fun
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#10 Posted:
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Read every post with "Donkey King" in it. Only 8 pages worth, not too bad.

Other than organizing the noobs (in all sorts of ways), are there any other specific duties/responsibilities of the Donkey King? If I am chosen for this great honor, I need to fully understand what is expected of me. I can handle anything.
NapalmMan67 Offline
#11 Posted:
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
pick me, pick me. Donkey King sounds like a good name for me...haha



King was not what I was thinking. But hey, if you can get the FOGs blessing for the title, I guess...


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tamapatom Offline
#12 Posted:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4123976/Your-ass-big-bus-Donkey-owner-stuffs-animal-trunk-car-stopped-taking-board-coach-Moscow.html


T Z Offline
#13 Posted:
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need more imput from the old guard
corey sellers Offline
#14 Posted:
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Hank the attention whore would probably make a good one

Beer

Herfing

Beer
corey sellers Offline
#15 Posted:
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Sorry somebody had to say it
banderl Offline
#16 Posted:
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Needs to be a person respected by the noods.
whizzy1 Offline
#17 Posted:
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4 years as Donkey King is kinda silly....but then again busa is a silly bass turd

here is some historical reading on the subject



I think that this is the thread that started it all

http://www.cigarbid.com/...TTENTION-VETS-AND-FOGs--
Phil222 Offline
#18 Posted:
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If there is some kind of noob-bombing mission in the works, then count me in. Noobs are not getting the proper respect around here.

It is well past time for some FOG beatdowns.

ram27bat fog
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#19 Posted:
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Phil222 wrote:
If there is some kind of noob-bombing mission in the works, then count me in. Noobs are not getting the proper respect around here.

It is well past time for some FOG beatdowns.

ram27bat fog


Even if I don't get the title, I am down for some FOG bashing!
ypetryna Offline
#20 Posted:
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^ Y'all playing with fire. walk away
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#21 Posted:
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ypetryna wrote:
^ Y'all playing with fire. walk away


I ain't scurred of no FOGS.
gummy jones Offline
#22 Posted:
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Any fog want to trade me some well aged elitist sticks for a bunch of rocket dogs that are taking up space?
-noods
T Z Offline
#23 Posted:
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like I said Hank you got my vote ..but we need some more fogs to chime in.
Ewok126 Offline
#24 Posted:
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Yep just goes to show, typically the FOG's got them dentures bumping at 100mph but now.... Umhumm scared and hiding under mama's left tit. Only a very few still had their balzz and chimed in.

Where is all that chit talking now ya old coots.


In the words of my favorite super villain Harley Quinn "Puzzies"
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#25 Posted:
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For the time being, I am taking the lead until an official donkey king is named. Duck and Cover old farts!
gummy jones Offline
#26 Posted:
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Ewok126 wrote:
Yep just goes to show, typically the FOG's got them dentures bumping at 100mph but now.... Umhumm scared and hiding under mama's left tit. Only a very few still had their balzz and chimed in.

Where is all that chit talking now ya old coots.


In the words of my favorite super villain Harley Quinn "Puzzies"


like a pig to the slaughter, a true noob of noobs shows up
run you fool!
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#27 Posted:
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I've done some thinking...you are welcome to refer to me as the donkey king, but I have officially taken the title of General of the Noob Militia. I'm cool with two titles. Either way, I plan on upholding the ideology of the donkey king in my new role as General


General Hank the Tank
NOOB MILITIA
T Z Offline
#28 Posted:
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
For the time being, I am taking the lead until an official donkey king is named. Duck and Cover old farts!

All I can say is HAHAHA
Ewok126 Offline
#29 Posted:
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gummy jones wrote:
like a pig to the slaughter, a true noob of noobs shows up
run you fool!



Gummy, You know I can't run no more. Arse hole!

A true noob of noobs.. Dont judge me, I can be proud, Our gubment says I can. lmaooo
RMAN4443 Offline
#30 Posted:
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banderl wrote:
Needs to be a person respected by the noods.

I agree......Hank and respect are two words I've never seen used together!!Not talking
corey sellers Offline
#31 Posted:
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Good stuff there ^^^^
T Z Offline
#32 Posted:
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Seems this has caused a big Sh=t sandwich Who do you noobs think would represent you best
NWStogie Offline
#33 Posted:
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Not Hank. The first rule of Donkey King 2018 is that you don’t campaign for Donkey King 2018. He’s no leader for this noob. I wouldn’t follow Hank out of a burning building.

My vote’s for Ewok.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#34 Posted:
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I vote Ewok as well, if he wants it. He is a better man than me.
Just Relax Offline
#35 Posted:
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Thanks TZ I thought the old guard was making a selection. It's a true democracy when we can choose our representative amongst our peers.

As stated I choose Ewok as well.
RMAN4443 Offline
#36 Posted:
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Ewok would be a good candidate, or Yaro(YPETRYNA)........he has already successfully led last summer's OpFTH Cat Challenge, and on short notice.........don't know if he has the time or effort to expend, but he would be a good candidate alsoApplause
Phil222 Offline
#37 Posted:
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This is like some Game of Thrones chit...if you guys need a tie-breaker vote, let me know. I will be over in the corner watching. Beer
ypetryna Offline
#38 Posted:
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Ewok would be a good candidate, or Yaro(YPETRYNA)........he has already successfully led last summer's OpFTH Cat Challenge, and on short notice.........don't know if he has the time or effort to expend, but he would be a good candidate alsoApplause



wow, um thanks, but
1) wtf is a donkey king
2) why are people trying to be the donkey king
3) with me having a beard and a wierd name, im probably on a short list that wouldn't take kindly to me leading "bombings"

to me, and im young here so maybe i dont get it, but seems like we have a solid group of noobs that arent afraid to speak their minds. the meek need a donkey king to lead. we seem to fall more into the mute button category.

its a new day and age guys. if you wanna bomb old people, do it.
if you wanna be a cloud puffer like ewok do it
if you wanna pee while sitting down, by all means do it.

just be ready for the laughs we will have at your expense, you commie peter puffer (also cool to do that too)

but hey, if you still need a donkey king, i can be your huckleberry


PS - no one needs a doneky king
Phil222 Offline
#39 Posted:
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I have no idea what it is either, Yaro. It's not gonna bother me either way. That's why I leave it up to the noobs with more seasoning.
Ewok126 Offline
#40 Posted:
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I wake up to find that evidently I didn't get the memo. WTF is going on here?

By just trying to put 2 and 2 together and figure out a few things. Some things you might want to consider

First: I am glad to see that I have made an impression of some sort. Not sure if it is the kind I should feel honored about but I do.

Second: Have the ones that have nominated me lost your ever loving minds? (I am a broke man guys, I can't remember when to eat or when I last took a bath and you guys think I am the guy to take on some sort of responsibility?) We have done seen what happens when one election goes like this lmaooo. Yes I really did crack myself up on that statement Frank,

Third: I think this one is very important, I have no idea what the position or responsibilities of being Donkey King is. From what I gather it has to do with guiding noobs, passing knowledge Helping with bombing runs etc. (We would be screwed on that one with me. Right now I am wearing 2 different colored socks and my underwear is on backwards... I don't even remember putting them on.)

Forth: Most important here. I do know Busa is very much respected here, Everyone is very excited when he pops in and seems to hate it when goes on sabbatical. Just by going on that alone, I am not worthy enough to walk 2 steps in that man's shoes. I am still trying to aspire to be of one like that.

Now with all that said, I am with Rick on this one. Yaro(YPETRYNA)........he has already successfully led last summer's OpFTH Cat Challenge, and on short notice.

The OpFTH is something that is very dear to my heart. I have family in the service and I know when these guys get to enjoy a cigar well, lets just say it's better to them than when a poor man gets to eat Prime Rib for the first time in ages. For him to do that alone earns him my respect and admiration.

YPETRYANA is straight up and honest, He tells it like it is with no BS. He speaks his mind, and I have yet to even come close to feeling like he has done anything for personal gain. His knowledge is vastly greater than mine. He is more qualified than I ever will be. That is my kind of leader.

Oh and last thing. He would be able to say all this chit without having to write a book. We all know I can't. ThumpUp
corey sellers Offline
#41 Posted:
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Ewok hope you are not wearing a thong Pray

I vote for my noob Yaro he is a good guy with a weird name so he may know more than we know about arranging bombing runs

Anxious

Herfing

Drool



Just Relax Offline
#42 Posted:
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Hmmmm in my noobiness I didn't consider Yaro as a fellow noob. In my mind he was already a fog. Yaro has my vote too.
Ewok126 Offline
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corey sellers wrote:
Ewok hope you are not wearing a thong [-o<

I vote for my noob Yaro he is a good guy with a weird name so he may know more than we know about arranging bombing runs

Anxious

Herfing

Drool






Well..... (looking down) I guess that would explain why I have the moose knuckle thing going on right now uhhh?

CHeck this out.... Did you know a scrotum could part like that? I didn't. Blink
Ewok126 Offline
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Just Relax wrote:
Hmmmm in my noobiness I didn't consider Yaro as a fellow noob. In my mind he was already a fog. Yaro has my vote too.



That boy is a Millennial he's a noob to err thing.... I did it again didn't I? oops, ahh well it's an off day for me my bad.
corey sellers Offline
#45 Posted:
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I ain't a good thing to separate the boys you know

Haha
Ewok126 Offline
#46 Posted:
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corey sellers wrote:
I ain't a good thing to separate the boys you know

Haha


I did not know that!

Ahh its alright though, I treat mine like party favors any way! You know like them party favors that have the little hands on a stick and when you shake um they do this... Applause ... but a lot faster. Anxious
ypetryna Offline
#47 Posted:
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gummy jones Offline
#48 Posted:
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So yaro is running for donkey king (still not sure what that is) vs ewok (even though ewok is running for mayor moose knuckle). Maybe they can both win and just alternate weeks for feeding and walking hamk?
corey sellers Offline
#49 Posted:
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Haha
Ewok126 Offline
#50 Posted:
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gummy jones wrote:
So yaro is running for donkey king (still not sure what that is) vs ewok (even though ewok is running for mayor moose knuckle). Maybe they can both win and just alternate weeks for feeding and walking hamk?



there is no VS Ewok, I can't hold a candle to Yaro.

AND MF, What you mean "Running" for Mayor Moose Knuckle. Can't you see you blind old fart? I am owning that CHIT right now. My sack is split from east to west and is smooth as a veal cutlet! I mean look at this, LOOK.. QUIT PEEKING THROUGH YOUR FINGERS AND LOOOK!


corey sellers wrote:
Haha



and what are you laughing at.... YOU STARTED IT!
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