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The Girther Movement
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victor809 Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 1:50 PM EST
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Hah!

I'm 6'1"+ and 230 and don't have a gut like the orange f$$tard apparently does at 6'3" (mmmhmmmm, he grew in the last year) and 239lb.

https://www.theroot.com/the-girther-movement-many-people-dont-believe-the-pres-1822157904

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-girthers_us_5a5eea56e4b0ee2ff32b949c

I hope this gets the very serious attention it deserves... at least as much serious attention as the birther movement. Both are very important.
bgz Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 2:05 PM EST
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I've always wondered that too, I see other guys claiming to be 6'1", 220+ and they're fat af... guess the president suffers from the same flaw.

Anyway, no way that dude has a 36 inch waist, 46 maybe.
victor809 Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 2:13 PM EST
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So apparently the last report a year ago put him at 6'2". And coincidentally, a 1" growth spurt over the past year just clears him of the "obese" category on BMI.

I demand his long form girth certificate!!!
ZRX1200 Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 2:45 PM EST
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I knew William Howard Taft, and you sir.....are NO William Howard Taft.
Buckwheat Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 2:46 PM EST
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The same volume of fat weighs less than muscle. fog

Just saying... horse
delta1 Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 3:30 PM EST
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Trump is no Taft, in stature or in accomplishment...
Speyside Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 3:42 PM EST
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I'm 6'4", 238 lb and the BMI says I am fat.
DrafterX Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 3:46 PM EST
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I have an enormous schwanzstucker... Mellow
bgz Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 3:54 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
I'm 6'4", 238 lb and the BMI says I am fat.


Ya, I'm 6'1", 220 and BMI says I'm fat too. Doctor says I'm perfectly fine, and all the nurses there agree.
victor809 Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 4:00 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I have an enormous schwanzstucker... Mellow


Hang on... schwanstucker refers to gut?

I always thought it was a young frankenstein bit about peenises.
banderl Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 4:25 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I have an enormous schwanzstucker in my azz... Mellow



That must be very, very, very uncomfortable.
DrafterX Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 4:43 PM EST
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freak... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 6:32 PM EST
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I ain't sayin' nuffin'


-Frankie Tripod
delta1 Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 9:12 PM EST
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just as I disdained the Birther movement, as well as the Bircher movement, I can not, in good conscience, add any weight to the Girther Movement...
frankj1 Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 9:21 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
just as I disdained the Birther movement, as well as the Bircher movement, I can not, in good conscience, add any weight to the Girther Movement...

that was painful...and I can't believe I missed that opportunity.
Well played, sir.
Buckwheat Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Jan 18 2018, 12:26 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I have an enormous schwanzstucker... Mellow


Did you get your brain from Hans Delbruck or Abby Someone? Beer
bgz Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Jan 18 2018, 1:01 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
just as I disdained the Birther movement, as well as the Bircher movement, I can not, in good conscience, add any weight to the Girther Movement...


That's it, thread's over, Al wins.
teedubbya Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Jan 18 2018, 1:05 PM EST
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I don't have length or girth going for me Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, Jan 18 2018, 2:46 PM EST
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That's cause you touched it too much as a kid... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Jan 18 2018, 2:53 PM EST
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You probably should tell TW exactly how often children should "touch it"....
DrafterX Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Jan 18 2018, 3:08 PM EST
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You don't think he feels bad enough already..?? Huh

You're cruel man... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Jan 18 2018, 3:30 PM EST
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I thought I was self pleasuring the other day and panicked when I pulled it off. Luckily it was just a hair.
DrafterX Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Jan 18 2018, 6:53 PM EST
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freak... Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Jan 18 2018, 6:54 PM EST
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Must take you half an hour to piss huh... Mellow
tailgater Offline
#25 Posted: Fri, Jan 19 2018, 12:16 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I don't have length or girth going for me Mellow


Maybe not "for", but how about "in"?
frankj1 Offline
#26 Posted: Fri, Jan 19 2018, 1:30 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
Maybe not "for", but how about "in"?


prepositions can be very hurtful
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