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Poll Question : What should HanktheTank do with his bomb ? (Poll is closed)
Choice Votes Statistics
RAOK a BOTL who more than likeley is not LOW 0 0 %
Donate it as a prize for the 4th of July CAT 22 100 %
Total 22 100%

What should HanktheTank Do ?
jespear Offline
#1 Posted:
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In all honesty . . . Is anybody on this forum really LOW ?
I doubt it.

jes
victor809 Offline
#2 Posted:
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He should RAOK someone who's blocked him. For the moral quandry.
jjanecka Offline
#3 Posted:
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+1 on both ideas
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#4 Posted:
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Double down
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#5 Posted:
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Drink a can of draino and send all his cigars to the troops.

Probably best done in the opposite order though.
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#6 Posted:
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
Drink a can of draino and send all his cigars to the troops.

Probably best done in the opposite order though.


BARF! BARF! BARF! Draino taste so bad though
victor809 Offline
#7 Posted:
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Hank should send it to TH. Just to make him feel bad.
victor809 Offline
#8 Posted:
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*TG... goddamn autocorrect.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#9 Posted:
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Hillbillyjosh770 wrote:
BARF! BARF! BARF! Draino taste so bad though


Oh, sorry, well, chase it with some orange flavored metamucil or something then.
frankj1 Offline
#10 Posted:
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:


Probably best done in the opposite order though.

that's how I feel about murder/suicide.
burnem2 Offline
#11 Posted:
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Good one Frank!
tamapatom Offline
#12 Posted:
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This is strange...........some noobs get humiliated with this site and disappear. Others power through and are accepted by the pack. Hank appears to be in noob purgatory. Has this ever happened before? This is the time for Hank to make a bold move........ ROAK his detractors? Donate to a worthy cause? Bomb himself and end the misery? Decisions decisions.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#13 Posted:
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I don't even know what the CAT thing is...haven't read through that thread at all...too many posts. I will take a look though.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#14 Posted:
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Funds donated.
jespear Offline
#15 Posted:
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Funds donated.


Good job, Mr Henry. Applause
Now send a confirmation to ypetryna so you can be entered in the prize drawing.
ypetryna Offline
#16 Posted:
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
I don't even know what the CAT thing is...haven't read through that thread at all...too many posts. I will take a look though.


we were in that same boat abput 24 hours ago lol
ypetryna Offline
#17 Posted:
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jespear wrote:
Good job, Mr Henry. Applause
Now send a confirmation to ypetryna so you can be entered in the prize drawing.


10 - 4. he good
tamapatom Offline
#18 Posted:
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Hank............good move.......you have redeemed yourself.......but please no more prison stories.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#19 Posted:
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tamapatom wrote:
Hank............good move.......you have redeemed yourself.


No. He has not. Any azzhole can open their wallet for a chitty little donation.

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tamapatom Offline
#20 Posted:
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Shhh......Don't disrupt the dog training lesson. One step at a time.
dstieger Offline
#21 Posted:
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tamapatom wrote:
This is strange...........some noobs get humiliated with this site and disappear. Others power through and are accepted by the pack. Hank appears to be in noob purgatory. Has this ever happened before? .



Rah?


jespear Offline
#22 Posted:
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Well Hank, the minions have spoken.
100% think you should donate that 'RAOK" to the CAT Fundraiser, rather than give it to a BOTL who probably already has enough cigars/sticks.
So what's it gonna be, Mr Henry ?
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#23 Posted:
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jespear wrote:
Well Hank, the minions have spoken.
100% think you should donate that 'RAOK" to the CAT Fundraiser, rather than give it to a BOTL who probably already has enough cigars/sticks.
So what's it gonna be, Mr Henry ?


I donated funds and send random cigars every once in a while to the troops. Will probably try to send more out when I reload. Getting a little low right now.
jjanecka Offline
#24 Posted:
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d'oh!
dkeage Offline
#25 Posted:
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jjanecka wrote:
d'oh!

+1
RMAN4443 Offline
#26 Posted:
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Today you post
Hank_The_Tank wrote:
I donated funds and send random cigars every once in a while to the troops. Will probably try to send more out when I reload. Getting a little low right now.

I'm sure the funds donated were greatly appreciated but.....

Today you post......


The box landed on Saturday. Thanks to everyone who played! Good times!

Here is what I got back:

Ave Maria Solomon
Tattoo (there was one in the original box that got taken but someone added one later)
Cain Nub F Torp
AB The Lineage
JDN Antano
Perdomo Champagne Noir
RP Vintage 1990
Diesel
Camacho Maduro
Ave Maria Divinia
Undercrown Shade
RP Edge Habano
Don Lino Africa
MOW
Arganese CL
HDM Excalibur
H Upmann reserve x2
MOW Ruination
VS 55 Cameroon
Diesel
Ashton Heritage
Asylum
La Palina Mr Sam
Hoya AJF Gigante

From original box:
Obsidian
Torano Noventa.



Today you also post(after winning a 5er in Delta's Baby Contest).........

Congrats!

Pumped that I won one of these things! Sending a PM now. Thanks!





June26th (2 weeks ago) you posted......

Hank_The_Tank wrote:
I have a special beat down planned, but can't decide who I should send it to. I have a few ideas, but curious who you all think deserves/needs it.


Bomb

So after receiving 26 cigars today and another 5er on the way (31 cigars) you can't donate to the OpFTH Fundraiser? At least tell the truth about your motives.....you don't wanna send to OpFTH Fundraiser don't, but your reason sucks.

Have you ever made your super colossal brain numbing SUPERBOMB that according to you is " ...and I mean a serious, legit, hardcore, insane bomb...'
Whoever gets it will be a happy camper!
.........I never heard anymore about it.

You asked who the Forum thought you should bomb(What say you?)

and 100% of the voters said OpFTH Fundraiser, and yet you ignore the advice you asked for. Why even bother asking?
I looked up Douchebag in the Dictionary to make sure I was using the correct term, and next to the definition was your picture. I now feel fine referring to you as Hank The Douche Starfish
DrafterX Offline
#27 Posted:
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Alright.. this has played out.. give the man a break... Mellow
bgz Offline
#28 Posted:
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So please, let me get clarification on what we are to call hank now...

Hank the Douche Knot ?
dkeage Offline
#29 Posted:
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Glad this box is on its way back. I was putting together a box of cigars to take to poker tonight and realized how low I am. Ha. My giant tupperdor is full of boxes with only a few cigars in them. This will help that problem.

Maybe I should start charging my friends for all the cigars I give them. Even if I only charged them a dollar per cigar, I would be able to buy a couple new boxes. haha



I'm just gonna put this here...d'oh!
jespear Offline
#30 Posted:
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I tried, Hank. I really did.
I tried to "have your back", "be in your corner",and give you support when everyone else was jumping your schitt, but after reading your most recent posts on this thread, I think I may have made a mistake.
Post #26 kinda sums up my feelings as well. Bad joo-joo, Hank . . . bad joo-joo.

YOU asked our opinion on who you should send your "serious, legit, hardcore, insane bomb" to, and 100% said to donate it to the OpFTH as a "prize" instead of sending it to some BOTL. You chose to completely blow that advice off.

We donate "prizes" in this fundraiser as an incentive for people to donate $$$ to OpFTH so they have the means to ship packages to the troops. More times than not, the value of the prize won FAR exceeds the amount of the donation made by the winner. The more 'prizes" donated, the more people donating to win those prizes . . . ergo MORE $$$ in the OpFTH "Shipping Coffers". (Theoretically, that is.)

Just my $.02 !

jes
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#31 Posted:
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I didn't send out that bomb either because I realized how low I was (I thought I had a lot more left over than I did. After doing an inventory a few days ago, I realized that my tupperdor was full of mostly empty boxes). Like I said, I send cigars to the troops every once in a while (I sent over 300 a few years back). Don't jump on my back.

Just to make all of you happy, I will go through what I have again and send something out now, rather than a month or two from now when I restock (it won't be much, but it will be something).

If I didn't support these efforts, why on earth would I donate money. It is cool they are doing prizes, but that isn't why I donated. I would have donated funds either way.
bgz Offline
#32 Posted:
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Grovel on bro!!!
Speyside Offline
#33 Posted:
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Man, this is like a twilight zone episode.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#34 Posted:
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No...I'm Spartacus!!!whip


Everyone forgets Heather @ The Mann Center.
burnem2 Offline
#35 Posted:
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I like this thread so much better now that I've deployed the ignore button. It's fun making up responses for Hank to the questions posed by other people. Wonder what he's really saying. ....no I dont....lol!
DrMaddVibe Offline
#36 Posted:
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Give till it hurts.

The Lord loves a cheerful giver!!!!
hnixon12 Offline
#37 Posted:
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pick me pick me , as the donkey said
tamapatom Offline
#38 Posted:
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Wow...maybe Cbid should create a new forum topic called "All about Hank". This way all these Hank threads could be grouped together.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#39 Posted:
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Cigars will be flying today. Decided to send about half of box pass cigars and bunch of other randoms.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#40 Posted:
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Cigars will be flying today. Decided to send about half of box pass cigars and bunch of other randoms.



God will not be pleased. He doesn't want half of anything.
Mr. Jones Offline
#41 Posted:
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#33 Spey....

I SEE A BIG GORILLA OUT ON THE PLANE WING...
hill5673 Offline
#42 Posted:
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OMG I have been missing all the fun...
Palama Offline
#43 Posted:
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Ewok126 Offline
#44 Posted:
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Mr. Jones wrote:
#33 Spey....

I SEE A BIG GORILLA OUT ON THE PLANE WING...



HA! one of my favorite episodes.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#45 Posted:
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See, I donated both cigars and funds. Get off my back, turds.
jjanecka Offline
#46 Posted:
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Man tgis was such a great re-read. I especially like the part where me and DKeage actuallh agreed on something.
NWStogie Offline
#47 Posted:
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What’s a back turd?
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#48 Posted:
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NWStogie wrote:
What’s a back turd?


Ha, commas are helpful.
cacman Offline
#49 Posted:
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tamapatom wrote:
This is strange...........some noobs get humiliated with this site and disappear. Others power through and are accepted by the pack. Hank appears to be in noob purgatory. Has this ever happened before?

Lancaster (or affectionately know as "Nancy") comes to mind.
tamapatom Offline
#50 Posted:
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If Hank ever gets in the groove here, it will be like Fonzie jumping the Shark....it won't be as much fun to watch. Hank keep doing whatever it is you are doing. We can't wait for the next episode......well maybe we can.
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