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donkey King
corey sellers Offline
#51 Posted:
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When you walk do you squeeze one of the fellas a little being tthey are hanging out the sides
Ewok126 Offline
#52 Posted:
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corey sellers wrote:
When you walk do you squeeze one of the fellas a little being tthey are hanging out the sides


nope, I let um go where ever they want. When I jog they really draw in a crowd. Only thing I have to do is make sure I dont sit on um when I grab a chair. That chit HURTS!
corey sellers Offline
#53 Posted:
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Haha
ypetryna Offline
#54 Posted:
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this is just wrong now
RMAN4443 Offline
#55 Posted:
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ypetryna wrote:
wow, um thanks, but
1) wtf is a donkey king
2) why are people trying to be the donkey king
3) with me having a beard and a wierd name, im probably on a short list that wouldn't take kindly to me leading "bombings"

to me, and im young here so maybe i dont get it, but seems like we have a solid group of noobs that arent afraid to speak their minds. the meek need a donkey king to lead. we seem to fall more into the mute button category.

its a new day and age guys. if you wanna bomb old people, do it.
if you wanna be a cloud puffer like ewok do it
if you wanna pee while sitting down, by all means do it.

just be ready for the laughs we will have at your expense, you commie peter puffer (also cool to do that too)

but hey, if you still need a donkey king, i can be your huckleberry


PS - no one needs a doneky king


1)Look in a mirror........you may be a Donkey King and not know it Anxious

2)That's the point......Ewok and yourself were not "trying" to be Donkey King

3)You and Ewok both have "weird" names and Beards(Fur),perfect for organizing a bombing run

New day and age......I just walk around the shop at work and "crop dust" the guys
Not sure what a "cloud puffer" is but if it involves custom "rolled cigars", count me in
My wife says I should sit when I pee, because I sprinkle when I tinkle, and I'm not very sweet because I never wipe off the seat........the sign says "My aim is to keep this bathroom clean.....Your aim would Help" thanks, the Mgt.

No one "needs" a "Doneky" king(whatever that is)Anxious
ypetryna Offline
#56 Posted:
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Posts: 1,323
ah now I get it, I got this

I wanna be donkey King I wanna be donkey Kong

everyone bomb me everyone bomb me!!!

all hail me the donkey king!

congrats ewok
ypetryna Offline
#57 Posted:
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Posts: 1,323
oh rate, guess I no longer qualify
Ewok126 Offline
#58 Posted:
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LOL you know that does not disqualify you right?

One: the majority of us noops voted for you lol

Second and here is the most important technicality. YOU ACCEPTED!

#38 "HuckleBerry"

Can't back out now "Snowflake" Bwahahahahaha.

Noops can you all chime in here to make sure I am correct please.
Ewok126 Offline
#59 Posted:
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ypetryna wrote:
wow, um thanks, but
1) wtf is a donkey king
2) why are people trying to be the donkey king
3) with me having a beard and a wierd name, im probably on a short list that wouldn't take kindly to me leading "bombings"

to me, and im young here so maybe i dont get it, but seems like we have a solid group of noobs that arent afraid to speak their minds. the meek need a donkey king to lead. we seem to fall more into the mute button category.

its a new day and age guys. if you wanna bomb old people, do it.
if you wanna be a cloud puffer like ewok do it
if you wanna pee while sitting down, by all means do it.

just be ready for the laughs we will have at your expense, you commie peter puffer (also cool to do that too)

but hey, if you still need a donkey king, i can be your huckleberry


PS - no one needs a doneky king



I wanted a copy # 38 incase he loses his emails like some other high ranking official. Don't make me go to wikileaks.

Also Rick #55 has posted the same copy so we know I have not altered the email in question.
RMAN4443 Offline
#60 Posted:
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ypetryna wrote:
oh rate, guess I no longer qualify

ok, now your trying to say you were for it before you were against it?Shame on you

and to Ewoks request for a chime in,I say DILLY-DILLYApplause Beer

and Yaro, no one would object if you were to decline(there's only so many hours in a day and life uses up most of them!)



Again I say DILLY-DILLY Applause Beer

corey sellers Offline
#61 Posted:
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I also say dilly dilly and I ain't no noob
Yaro is the man

Beer

Herfing

NapalmMan67 Offline
#62 Posted:
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WTF is going on here?

Cripes, I'm gone for a few days and it's like circle jerk central. around this place.
banderl Offline
#63 Posted:
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T Z wrote:
like I said Hank you got my vote ..but we need some more fogs to chime in.



Agreed, Hank it is.
jjanecka Offline
#64 Posted:
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Yall can bomb me but I'm probably just gonna take the best ones and then regift. ;)
T Z Offline
#65 Posted:
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it looks like Ewok has a big following to be Donkey King... Sent a pm to him if he is willing to take on the responsibility of holding this esteemed title.
T Z Offline
#66 Posted:
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banderl wrote:
Agreed, Hank it is.

Bob looks like the noobs would like someone else to represent them and its Ewok. and as much as it pains me to agree with the noobs I would have to agree
corey sellers Offline
#67 Posted:
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I would have to say I love ewok and his fury a z z but Yaro has done alot more as far as gathering people up but neither want it both are great guys in my opinion and are deserving
RMAN4443 Offline
#68 Posted:
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corey sellers wrote:
I would have to say I love ewok and his fury a z z but Yaro has done alot more as far as gathering people up but neither want it both are great guys in my opinion and are deserving

once again......DILLY-DILLYBeer

to both Ewok and YaroThumpUp
Ewok126 Offline
#69 Posted:
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corey sellers wrote:
I would have to say I love ewok and his fury a z z but Yaro has done alot more as far as gathering people up but neither want it both are great guys in my opinion and are deserving


I have to agree corey, Seriously guys read #40, It might sound funny but I wasn't joking at all. I was being very serious.

I really think Yaro is the guy, He is honest, straight up, speaks his peace, he's done things that I can only aspire to do as of yet.

I mean really do we want some dude like me that cant remember things. I would let a lot of folks down, not intentionally mind you but I cant even bet on myself to remember important things.
gummy jones Offline
#70 Posted:
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#64 the ones I bomb you with are already picked through and reregifted
corey sellers Offline
#71 Posted:
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What I want to see is someone to to keep the noob pib up and going besides me and NapalmMan and smokeyou that's want I would love cause that is where I started alot of these noobs have not done a trade there yet
T Z Offline
#72 Posted:
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corey sellers wrote:
What I want to see is someone to to keep the noob pib up and going besides me and NapalmMan and smokeyou that's want I would love cause that is where I started alot of these noobs have not done a trade there yet

Correy the PIB is something else, it is good that you guys are trading with one another ...BUT the Donkey King is something else. And it looks like Ewok is going to be Donkey King
banderl Offline
#73 Posted:
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T Z wrote:
Bob looks like the noobs would like someone else to represent them and its Ewok. and as much as it pains me to agree with the noobs I would have to agree



But Ewok lives on Endor.
He's going to have a rough commute when traveling to the nood meetings and convention.
Ewok126 Offline
#74 Posted:
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Hey WTF, wait a minute dang it, Yall seriously need to reconsider this lmaoo.
T Z Offline
#75 Posted:
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HA I think the noobs have spoken. looks like there is a new King
corey sellers Offline
#76 Posted:
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TZ whatever you want to do to is fine with me I was just trying to get my noob in this
corey sellers Offline
#77 Posted:
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One more thing where do the noobs get trade credit from now on
Ewok126 Offline
#78 Posted:
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I think a recount is in order
T Z Offline
#79 Posted:
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it seems like alot of you noobs dont know who the DONKEY KING is ...thats why I was trying to bring back an old tradition. look it up noobs
Ewok126 Offline
#80 Posted:
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Piss on this damn search engine chit

"There has been a serious error loading the forum. No further information is available.

Please contact the administrator if this message persists."

this don't tell me squat.
T Z Offline
#81 Posted:
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Ewok126 wrote:
Piss on this damn search engine chit

"There has been a serious error loading the forum. No further information is available.

Please contact the administrator if this message persists."

this don't tell me squat.

sounds like you are getting nervous
corey sellers Offline
#82 Posted:
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My thing is why should a vet keep the noob pib going like I have I do whatever I have to do to keep it going look how many times I have passed when I was up to keep it up
ypetryna Offline
#83 Posted:
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TZ has spoken

DILLLY DIlLLY!
T Z Offline
#84 Posted:
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corey sellers wrote:
My thing is why should a vet keep the noob pib going like I have I do whatever I have to do to keep it going look how many times I have passed when I was up to keep it up

Correy you are wrong.the PIB and the Donkey King are two seperate things ...
Ewok126 Offline
#85 Posted:
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T Z wrote:
sounds like you are getting nervous


No long way from nervous more like pissed off.
T Z Offline
#86 Posted:
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Ewok126 wrote:
No long way from nervous more like pissed off.

you think you are pissed now ..hahaha wait til the noobs pound on their new King
Ewok126 Offline
#87 Posted:
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Naa that I can handle, but, one the search does not work as it should thats what pisses me off, so sending a noob to search for info is like asking a pig to fly.

Second, I love all these guys so I have to say this with honesty. I was flattered that some do think highly enough just to bring my name into it but, Unless I cant count I do think most of the nominations was for Yaro. I strongly feel the Noobs should be the ones to decide it.

Third, and most important, Noobs like myself need guidance for sure and Corey hit it straight on the head, Yaro is absolutely more qualified.
Ewok126 Offline
#88 Posted:
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More qualified and capable unlike me with only 3/4 of a brain and that is no joke
Ewok126 Offline
#89 Posted:
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He didnt post what you sent?
RMAN4443 Offline
#90 Posted:
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Ewok126 wrote:
Piss on this damn search engine chit

"There has been a serious error loading the forum. No further information is available.

Please contact the administrator if this message persists."

this don't tell me squat.

I searched too.......search took me back to valentines day 2013 where Busa organized a bombing run on Iluvia. It doesn't explain how he became King or any real details.........TZ,or one of you guys that know the tradition,could you give us the story, or if not the whole story,at least hit the highlights.........thanksBeer

and congrats Ewok........long live the KingApplause
Ewok126 Offline
#91 Posted:
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Boys I just went through the history.


NWStogie Ewok

Just Relax Yaro
Corey Yaro
Rman Yaro
Ewok Yaro

this is what I found, It was mentioned that I would be a good consideration as well but final thoughts was Yaro.
corey sellers Offline
#92 Posted:
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Sorry I am with whoever but ewok you are a great botl and so is Yaro
corey sellers Offline
#93 Posted:
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Good night gents got to quit drank to much rum
Ewok126 Offline
#94 Posted:
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corey sellers wrote:
Sorry I am with whoever but ewok you are a great botl and so is Yaro


Brother No need for Sorry I agree with you all the way man.
Phil222 Offline
#95 Posted:
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(Stands on table and raises glass) Long live Ewok...Beer













Sorry, Ewok. Trying to keep this going for at least another day...
Ewok126 Offline
#96 Posted:
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Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall
Phil222 Offline
#97 Posted:
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Herfing Is this still undecided?
T Z Offline
#98 Posted:
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Alot of you dont know what the Donkey King is .It was started to help noobs build creds with the fogs. It was started before my time here.The king would gather his noobs to bomb A FOG . But it seems like you all are not interested in this
gummy jones Offline
#99 Posted:
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Ewok is a millennial version of the donkey. Long live the skinny jeans a $ s king!
Ewok126 Offline
#100 Posted:
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gummy jones wrote:
Ewok is a millennial version of the donkey. Long live the skinny jeans a $ s king!

Piss on Skinny Jeans, Daisy Dukes are my thing made from Skinny Jeans!
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