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> Kevin had shingles.

> Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate
> this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their
> practices like an assembly line?

> Here's what happened to Kevin: Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Kevin said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

> Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Kevin what he
> had...Kevin said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete
> medical history and told Kevin to wait in the examining room.

> A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin
> said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Kevin a blood test, a blood
> pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Kevin to take off all his
> clothes and wait for the doctor.

> An hour later the doctor came in and found Kevin sitting patiently in
> the nude and asked Kevin what he had.

> Kevin said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'

> Kevin said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'



Got in trouble last weekend for peeing in the pool.
Lifeguard yelled at me so loud I almost fell in.


It was a dark stormy night and business was slow at the local house of pleasure.
Suddenly a knock at the door, Madam Sue opened it and was shocked to see it was
Father Murphy the new young priest in town.
"Uh,uh hello father " she said "can I help you, does the church need a donation?"
"No Madam Sue you see I've only recently taken my vows and I still have,uh uh ........urges."
Madam Sue being the business woman she was said, "OK Padre come on in."
She instructed him to go to the 1st door on the right where sweet young Becky would service him.
"Fine" said Father Murphy and off he went to Becky's door and knocked.
Sweet Becky was also shocked to see the priest but after hearing his desires she told him to come in.
As was the house rule Becky asked father Murphy if he wanted the lights on or off.
"Leave them on", he said .
As they disrobed sweet Becky couldn't help but notice that the priest was hung like a horse!!
"Oh Father, "she said, "Please would you mind asking madam Sue for a more experienced girl?"
"As you know I'm only working here to help my poor sick mother and if I you use your large member
on me I won't be able to work for a week."
Father Murphy being an understanding man said ,"no problem Becky, I'll go out to see Madam Sue,"and
got dressed and left.
After discussing the situation with Madam Sue she suggested he go to the end of the hall and visit with
Lulu who had worked there for many years.
Once again the priest walked the hall and knocked on Lulu's door.
Opening the door the seasoned veteran didn't flinch at the sight of a priest at her door.
Hearing his desires Lulu said,"come on in Father we aim to please here."
And as was the house rule Lulu asked," lights on or off Padre?"
"Ah,.... let's turn them off," was his reply.
As they started to disrobe in the dark ol Lulu said," I know your type Father, you say your just
a man but before this night is over I bet you'll turn this into a story about....
JESUS CHRIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


"My girlfriend told me that nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace for VD. So I got her nothing. I'll let you know how happy she is later tonight."
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