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edin508 Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 3:47 PM EST
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Posts: 4,647
What in thee hell is this NM all about? Don't we have a King that can spank them and make them sit in the corner? Been away for a while and these noobs are trying to take over, won't they ever learn. Go smoke a Ghurka.
Have they sent Palama any cigars yet?
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 4:01 PM EST
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And you are?

We don't need a donkey king...especially since busa stepped off his throne...that was essentially empty anyways.

The Noob Militia is the future...you will see. Who wants to throw this jokester under the bus?

Signed,

Noob Militia General
ZRX1200 Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 4:01 PM EST
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I think Hank is too busy hitting on bgz, and the noob king organized an offensive. Not sure how many hits were launched.
paulkeck Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 4:57 PM EST
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The way I'm seeing it the noob militia is a one man army shooting blanks...just sayin
edin508 Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 4:58 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
I think Hank is too busy hitting on bgz, and the noob king organized an offensive. Not sure how many hits were launched.

Hmmm, who is the new Noob king? I know Busa wasn't around enough to be a true Noob king.
edin508 Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 5:00 PM EST
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paulkeck wrote:
The way I'm seeing it the noob militia is a one man army shooting blanks...just sayin

Haha! Gotcha, a look at me tactic. SMH
paulkeck Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 5:05 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
I think Hank is too busy hitting on bgz, and the noob king organized an offensive. Not sure how many hits were launched.



Good lord!!! 46k posts!! Have you been on since the site creation??
edin508 Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 5:29 PM EST
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paulkeck wrote:
Good lord!!! 46k posts!! Have you been on since the site creation??

He is the one that should be the noob king to straighten these noobs out. Plus, he knows stuff.
Cathcam13 Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 8:54 PM EST
Joined: 01-11-2018
Posts: 1,264
Who needs a king? I wouldn’t recognize one. I am a bit of an anarchist. lol
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Feb 23 2018, 9:09 PM EST
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
3 others joined me and we did some pretty serious damage. Just check out Jespears pic posts. One of them will be up soon.
RMAN4443 Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Feb 23 2018, 9:22 PM EST
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall you should wait until you get the recognition before you start the "look at me" posts Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall
paulkeck Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Feb 23 2018, 9:26 PM EST
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4 man Army??? Go check out the 12 vs 13 thread junior lol
edin508 Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Feb 23 2018, 9:39 PM EST
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Posts: 4,647
Dang noobs
DrafterX Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Feb 23 2018, 10:44 PM EST
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Posts: 98,547
Noobs...Not talking
Cathcam13 Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Feb 23 2018, 10:59 PM EST
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Posts: 1,264
Hmm, nothing wrong with being a member of the Noob Militia! 😂🤣😂
RMAN4443 Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Feb 23 2018, 11:03 PM EST
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Cathcam13 wrote:
Hmm, nothing wrong with being a member of the Noob Militia! 😂🤣😂

Not that there's anything wrong with that RollEyes
Cathcam13 Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Feb 23 2018, 11:13 PM EST
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Herfing Definitely nothing wrong with it! 🤪
bgz Offline
#18 Posted: Sat, Feb 24 2018, 9:50 AM EST
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Posts: 13,023
nuckin moobs.
cacman Offline
#19 Posted: Sat, Feb 24 2018, 11:12 AM EST
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Posts: 12,216
Hank_The_Tank wrote:
3 others joined me and we did some pretty serious damage. Just check out Jespears pic posts. One of them will be up soon.

LMFAO!
"did some pretty serious damage" is relative to what you have seen in the short time you've been here.

My Vet did more damage to me in a single hit than the 3 of you combined.

Get over yourselves. Do the research and respect the board and its history for what it is.

The fact that a member with only 4500 post since 2012 states "Busa wasn't around enough to be a true Noob king" proves he obviously he doesn't know sh*t either.

What ever happened to "The New World Order". Same stupid thing.

Enjoy the board for what it is, and get off your high horse.
paulkeck Offline
#20 Posted: Sat, Feb 24 2018, 11:46 AM EST
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cacman wrote:
LMFAO!
"did some pretty serious damage" is relative to what you have seen in the short time you've been here.

My Vet did more damage to me in a single hit than the 3 of you combined.

Get over yourselves. Do the research and respect the board and its history for what it is.

The fact that a member with only 4500 post since 2012 states "Busa wasn't around enough to be a true Noob king" proves he obviously he doesn't know sh*t either.

What ever happened to "The New World Order". Same stupid thing.

Enjoy the board for what it is, and get off your high horse.


Let them dream Cac!! I mean they will get there eventually!!! Who knows maybe the 4th member joins and they can graduate to half azz bombers!!!
Cathcam13 Offline
#21 Posted: Sat, Feb 24 2018, 1:07 PM EST
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Just for that, next tax season I am bombarding you both. So get ready, It’s going to be epic. 🤣😅😂🤣🤪
paulkeck Offline
#22 Posted: Sat, Feb 24 2018, 1:09 PM EST
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Cathcam13 wrote:
Just for that, next tax season I am bombarding you both. So get ready, It’s going to be epic. 🤣😅😂🤣🤪

Liar Shame on you
paulkeck Offline
#23 Posted: Sat, Feb 24 2018, 1:09 PM EST
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Cathcam13 wrote:
Just for that, next tax season I am bombarding you both. So get ready, It’s going to be epic. 🤣😅😂🤣🤪

Not me!!! I was taking up for yall
ZRX1200 Offline
#24 Posted: Sat, Feb 24 2018, 3:55 PM EST
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Posts: 60,589
There was a cbid HOTM (hit of the month) that was around 936 cigars if memory serves me correctly. I think it was Todd who got hit.
paulkeck Offline
#25 Posted: Sat, Feb 24 2018, 4:28 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
There was a cbid HOTM (hit of the month) that was around 936 cigars if memory serves me correctly. I think it was Todd who got hit.

He has to be dead from nic. Poisoning!!
Mrs. dpnewell Offline
#26 Posted: Sat, Feb 24 2018, 9:27 PM EST
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edin508 wrote:
Hmmm, who is the new Noob king? I know Busa wasn't around enough to be a true Noob king.


Now don't go disrespecting Anthony, or he'll run you down with his Segway. 11 years, 94,140 posts and he wasn't around long enough to be Noob King?
Speyside Offline
#27 Posted: Sat, Feb 24 2018, 9:43 PM EST
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Posts: 13,106
Hang in there Hank, maybe one day you will figure it out.
jespear Offline
#28 Posted: Sat, Feb 24 2018, 10:05 PM EST
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Mrs. dpnewell wrote:
Now don't go disrespecting Anthony, or he'll run you down with his Segway. 11 years, 94,140 posts and he wasn't around long enough to be Noob King?


what da ? Sarcasm
edin508 Offline
#29 Posted: Sat, Feb 24 2018, 10:16 PM EST
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Posts: 4,647
Let me rephrase then. Not around enough lately. Better?
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#30 Posted: Mon, Feb 26 2018, 1:41 PM EST
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I'm not tooting my own horn at all, just saying for the limited number of us noobs, we did pretty well. Sorry we don't have the insane stashes that some of you have. I had a bunch of other commits but they bailed. Hopefully the next one will go better. All in fun.
paulkeck Offline
#31 Posted: Mon, Feb 26 2018, 1:57 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
I'm not tooting my own horn at all, just saying for the limited number of us noobs, we did pretty well. Sorry we don't have the insane stashes that some of you have. I had a bunch of other commits but they bailed. Hopefully the next one will go better. All in fun.

Calm down Junior...you will get there lol it takes a few weeks to get truly addicted then spend all your savings on them.... I am still sleeping on the couch, from buying cigars and watching Vic in gay pornos...I might not ever get back into the bedroom!!!
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#32 Posted: Mon, Feb 26 2018, 2:03 PM EST
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paulkeck wrote:
Calm down Junior...you will get there lol it takes a few weeks to get truly addicted then spend all your savings on them.... I am still sleeping on the couch, from buying cigars and watching Vic in gay pornos...I might not ever get back into the bedroom!!!


I've hit those phases in the past. Just won't happen again anytime soon.
RMAN4443 Offline
#33 Posted: Mon, Feb 26 2018, 2:20 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
I'm not tooting my own horn at all, just saying for the limited number of us noobs, we did pretty well. Sorry we don't have the insane stashes that some of you have. I had a bunch of other commits but they bailed. Hopefully the next one will go better. All in fun. 3 others joined me and we did some pretty serious damage. Just check out Jespears pic posts. One of them will be up soon.




Geez Hank, now your taking credit for other people's bombs........That pic post of Jespears was of cigars from CathCam13..........that could be why your other "commits" bailed Not talking Shame on you
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#34 Posted: Mon, Feb 26 2018, 2:26 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Geez Hank, now your taking credit for other people's bombs........That pic post of Jespears was of cigars from CathCam13..........that could be why your other "commits" bailed Not talking Shame on you


Geez...not taking credit for what other sent, just the organizing of it. There were three others that sent cigars at the directives of the NM. Those 3 others wouldn't have been sent if it wasn't arranged. I'm just a facilitator.

Brick wall
RMAN4443 Offline
#35 Posted: Mon, Feb 26 2018, 2:28 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Geez...not taking credit for what other sent, just the organizing of it. There were three others that sent cigars at the directives of the NM. Those 3 others wouldn't have been sent if it wasn't arranged. I'm just a facilitator.

Brick wall

You da Man.......ThumpUp
ypetryna Offline
#36 Posted: Mon, Feb 26 2018, 4:53 PM EST
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Posts: 1,323
edin508 wrote:
Hmmm, who is the new Noob king? I know Busa wasn't around enough to be a true Noob king.



Sup Brah, whats good.
ZRX1200 Offline
#37 Posted: Mon, Feb 26 2018, 5:08 PM EST
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Posts: 60,589
WOOP WOOP!!!
MACS Offline
#38 Posted: Mon, Feb 26 2018, 5:21 PM EST
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edin508 wrote:
Haha! Gotcha, a look at me tactic. SMH


Ed Zachary.
edin508 Offline
#39 Posted: Mon, Feb 26 2018, 7:41 PM EST
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ypetryna wrote:
Sup Brah, whats good.

Not a hell of a lot meng. You need a crown in your avatar.
ypetryna Offline
#40 Posted: Mon, Feb 26 2018, 7:55 PM EST
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edin508 wrote:
Not a hell of a lot meng. You need a crown in your avatar.



eh na, I'm more of a people's king, appointed and acknowledged. a crown creates more of a "look at me spectacle. not that kinda monarchy. less coming to America, more last samurai
Cathcam13 Offline
#41 Posted: Tue, Feb 27 2018, 9:04 AM EST
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A sword rather than a crown? My kind of guy! Although I have Machetes and chainsaws, myself. 🙃
edin508 Offline
#42 Posted: Tue, Feb 27 2018, 5:38 PM EST
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ypetryna wrote:
eh na, I'm more of a people's king, appointed and acknowledged. a crown creates more of a "look at me spectacle. not that kinda monarchy. less coming to America, more last samurai

Have you used your Ninja skills to put together a bomb FGM with boiled peanuts hit yet? I think it's a noob must, I have been involved with 2 of them I think it was, and it has been a while he must be out of them by now.
ypetryna Offline
#43 Posted: Tue, Feb 27 2018, 5:43 PM EST
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edin508 wrote:
Have you used your Ninja skills to put together a bomb FGM with boiled peanuts hit yet? I think it's a noob must, I have been involved with 2 of them I think it was, and it has been a while he must be out of them by now.



eh seems like too many like to talk about nuts on here.
Cathcam13 Offline
#44 Posted: Wed, Feb 28 2018, 3:48 AM EST
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Dang, I tried boiled Peanuts one time, left me with the worst Diarrhea I have ever had in my life. My ex learned that the hard way. I sometimes wonder if that’s half the reason she’s an ex now. lol
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