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What is the stinkyest smell there is?
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fishinguitarman Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 1:31 AM EST
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A rotting fish?

Puke?
RMAN4443 Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 1:36 AM EST
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something dead in the crawlspaced'oh! d'oh!

or the dumpster outside a seafood restaurant in late Julyd'oh! d'oh!
fishinguitarman Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 1:39 AM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
something dead in the crawlspaced'oh! d'oh!

or the dumpster outside a seafood restaurant in late Julyd'oh! d'oh!






EEEEUUUUWWW
cacman Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 2:06 AM EST
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Some good ganja!

Define "stinkyest"
Ewok126 Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 2:17 AM EST
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A burning dead body is about the worst I have ever witnessed.
tamapatom Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 6:49 AM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
something dead in the crawlspaced'oh! d'oh!

or the dumpster outside a seafood restaurant in late Julyd'oh! d'oh!

Dead oppossum in crawlspace - worst........dead largemouth bass in crawlspace - not as bad. Having to crawl under and get it - the worst.
jespear Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 8:46 AM EST
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The stench in the morgue during the autopsy of a man who drove his truck off a pier into the Delaware river and spent three days underwater before being found. WORST smell I have EVER experienced. Foul with a capital F ! BARF!
dstieger Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 10:08 AM EST
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I once thought it was durian. In Thailand, there are signs saying that you can't even bring it inside a lot of establishments.

But, that doesn't come close to jespear's.

While doing ops in the Caribbean one summer day, our ship came upon a floater. Plane had crashed a week earlier. Sent a team out in a small boat....when they tried to pull the body aboard, pieces of flesh came off in their hands. They brought what they could on board -- the smell permeated every inch of the ship.....by far the worst thing I've ever smelled. That was 25 years ago.....I can still remember exactly what it smelled like
abjd14 Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 10:10 AM EST
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Someone else's fart
dstieger Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 10:18 AM EST
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not mine....mine are awesome
teedubbya Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 10:43 AM EST
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Drafter following fleet week
danmdevries Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 10:50 AM EST
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Ischemic bowels.

It's rotting dead person smell, but they're alive and secreting concentrated dead body goo.
teedubbya Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 10:53 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Drafter following fleet week


danmdevries wrote:
Ischemic bowels.

It's rotting dead person smell, but they're alive and secreting concentrated dead body goo.



You copied my answer
Buckwheat Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 11:00 AM EST
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The sewers under the Stockyards in Butchertown, Louisville, KY when they were still active. Chit, rendered fat, hair and blood was dumped into them for nearly a century before I had to collect samples from them. Sickamp;
Gene363 Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 11:11 AM EST
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Dead things rotting or the smell of putrescine, also found in the gut of mammals, hence the fart response of: "There is not way you ate that, something crawled up your azz and died!"

BARF!

Putrescine, a foul-smelling compound, NH(CH)NH, produced by bacterial fermentation of protein and in the normal metabolism of mammals.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 12:12 PM EST
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Trash day in NYC is pretty terrible. It was making people in our group puke. Nasty.

Burning flesh is pretty bad, so is anything soaking in formaldehyde---our cat dissection in HS was horrific.
edin508 Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 5:31 PM EST
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My feet after a long hot day in work.
Cathcam13 Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 5:49 PM EST
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The stinkiest smell is when you get sprayed in the face by a skunk. It takes months for your smeller to return to normal. I was 7 or 8 and went to find my grandfather and accidentally ran into one.
tailgater Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 6:09 PM EST
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There are some nasty, foul odors that are much worse than your everyday vomit.

But the smell of vomit is the only odor that makes me want to puke.
Instant gag reflex.
tailgater Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 6:10 PM EST
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Wait.

Foul burps.

Again, a bad fart easily out-smells a bad burp.
But the burp makes me want to puke.
Cathcam13 Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 6:14 PM EST
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You, Sir have never been around my sister. When that girl farts you leave the room gagging.
jespear Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 8:29 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
I once thought it was durian. In Thailand, there are signs saying that you can't even bring it inside a lot of establishments.

But, that doesn't come close to jespear's.

While doing ops in the Caribbean one summer day, our ship came upon a floater. Plane had crashed a week earlier. Sent a team out in a small boat....when they tried to pull the body aboard, pieces of flesh came off in their hands. They brought what they could on board -- the smell permeated every inch of the ship.....by far the worst thing I've ever smelled. That was 25 years ago.....I can still remember exactly what it smelled like


Yep . . . You know what I'm talkin' 'bout !
43 years ago, and I'll NEVER forget it.
Whistlebritches Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 8:45 PM EST
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#1.Back in the late 80's I was deployed to Central America.Lots of night recon along the coast in small boats.One night we're darked out sitting outside a channel where several rivers converge.At first I thought someone took a wicked grumpy in the duty bucket.........then we all started to gag.About a dozen Dead Sea turtles had floated right into our location.This was midsummer.........Hot 90-100 degree days.Don't know how they died or why.All I know for sure is worst most awful smell on earth.I think all 6 of us puked.We broke silence and fired up to get upwind.Took 3-4 days to get the smell out of my head.

2.Mumbai India.........every corner you go around a new disgusting odor hits you in the face.I've never smelled more death anywhere on earth.
jjanecka Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 8:49 PM EST
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+1 to Mumbai wistlebritches. I didn't know I could smell fish wharves, rotting chit, and diesel all in one single whiff but I've never had a better time on this earth than I had in Maximum City.
frankj1 Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 9:55 PM EST
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I smell that you stink
frankj1 Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 9:56 PM EST
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Ray, there's something wrong with you
fishinguitarman Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 1:00 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
Ray, there's something wrong with you





I know right! Deodorant and cologne doesn't even help....Maybe I should shower?
MACS Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 1:35 AM EST
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A homeless man's nasty feet.
fishinguitarman Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 1:44 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
A homeless man's nasty feet.





I hate to ask but how would you that?
MACS Offline
#30 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 1:49 AM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
I hate to ask but how would you that?


Hello... I work in a jail.
fishinguitarman Offline
#31 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 1:52 AM EST
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LMAO! I forgot!
Buckwheat Offline
#32 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 9:59 AM EST
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Methyl methacrylate. It's a true assault on all of the senses! Smells like rotting fish & burnt hair times ten thousand.
MCAddict Offline
#33 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 6:31 PM EST
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Having suffered painfull fecal incontinency post rectal cancer treatment and the subsequent colostomy, I have personally weathered a vast spectrum foulness since 2012. If weaponized, it could clear at least a 25ft radius. TMI...but true.🤢
MCAddict Offline
#34 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 6:45 PM EST
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My 18 year old Chihuahua’s breath also comes to mind.
fishinguitarman Offline
#35 Posted: Fri, Feb 23 2018, 1:53 AM EST
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I walked in my cabin once and evidently somebody tried to steal my Frig. We had venison, chicken, etc. in there hadn't been
there in 3 weeks...it was unplugged and I had to clean it. Temps had been in the 90's for a long time Gagamaggot!
Ewok126 Offline
#36 Posted: Fri, Feb 23 2018, 3:03 AM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
I walked in my cabin once and evidently somebody tried to steal my Frig. We had venison, chicken, etc. in there hadn't been
there in 3 weeks...it was unplugged and I had to clean it. Temps had been in the 90's for a long time Gagamaggot!



This is a bad smell for sure. My dad had this happen once.

He had about one thousand dollar investment worth of meat in the freezer that he had gotten that season and lost it all. It was a shame for him to lose all 3 doves. Anxious
MojoFilter Offline
#37 Posted: Fri, Feb 23 2018, 9:02 AM EST
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Kimchi breath.
RMAN4443 Offline
#38 Posted: Fri, Feb 23 2018, 10:23 AM EST
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Don't tell her I said this, but some of the chit my wife cooks and expects me to eat for dinnerAnxious ......I mean really, meatloaf shouldn't smell like thatd'oh!
fishinguitarman Offline
#39 Posted: Fri, Feb 23 2018, 1:16 PM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
This is a bad smell for sure. My dad had this happen once.

He had about one thousand dollar investment worth of meat in the freezer that he had gotten that season and lost it all. It was a shame for him to lose all 3 doves. Anxious



ALL THREE???????????????????
Whistlebritches Offline
#40 Posted: Fri, Feb 23 2018, 10:37 PM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
ALL THREE???????????????????


I hope he means buckets full..........that's how we count ours in Texas.
NapalmMan67 Offline
#41 Posted: Sun, Feb 25 2018, 10:34 AM EST
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The stinkiest smell? A $3 hookeres vajajay after a weekend bash at the 4th of July bikers rally.

Otherwise, it was a Japanese guy that I used to work with, his breath smelled worse than rotting flesh. He had a 12x12 office that had a cloud of putrid stink in it, anytime we'd walk by and the door was open- we'd politely close it for him.
MACS Offline
#42 Posted: Sun, Feb 25 2018, 8:42 PM EST
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One of the girls I work with says, "hands down... tweaker's cooch". I almost fell over when she said it.

I was like... what the hell? When they're changed out, especially for drug charges, they search all articles of clothing. She said she damn near threw up.

Sick
HuckFinn Offline
#43 Posted: Sun, Feb 25 2018, 8:48 PM EST
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Been trying to diet.
Have to remember to drop in to this thread when I get the munchies
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