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frankj1 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
yup, another day, another bomb...

I have my suspicions, but Suspect #1 has so far replied "whatchoo talkin' 'bout Willis?" when accused. Clues on and in the box sure add up to him, but folks have learned some neat tricks lately.

No return addy, but originated from Glen Mills PA.

Very cool black t-shirt with Sammy's Steaks on the front and Dante's Bar on the back...I know of a small handful of azzhats that have had gatherings there (and I've been jealous). I should be insulted, but 2X is my size! Heck of an assumption.

a clothes pin holding a Command Strip (any help?)

an aged CI baggie containing uncooked macaroni (no gravy)...is dat a threat? I'll check in wif da boyz from Rhode Island, just to be safe.

a coveted, suitable-for-framing Certificate of Support and Appreciation in the Area of Cigar Knowledge, presented by the South Jersey Herfers Cigar Club, and signed by President "Hank the Tank", presented as a parchment scroll (Torah humor perhaps?) and neatly tied with a purple ribbon....HA!

and cigars, like really good cigars, like I wouldn't buy for the likes of me:

Padron 6000
Dunbarton Mi Querida, I think the SakaKhan 7 x 50 very excited
Undercrown (sungown) Gran Toro
My Father Le Bijou 1922 petit rob (or rob?)
La Pluma Principia looks amazing

I have to admit, I don't know if this is from an operative of the Noob Militia, a paid assassin working for the Ukrainian Underground, a lone wolf US born tobacco terrorist, or jespear picking on me AGAIN.

I did receive warnings here and there on the boards, but did not forward to the FBI, so this one is not on them.

Don't think I am not appreciative and humbled... but are we done, yet?

crazy place ya got here.

Obrigado
Frank






Ewok126 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
Damn... Very nice indeed, Good luck finding the culprit brother. Well once you heal from the ass whipping.
victor809 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
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Any of the packages have a nutsack stamp? Cuz that might be a good clue
Phil222 Offline
#4 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
Any of the packages have a nutsack stamp? Cuz that might be a good clue


Ha!
frankj1 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
victor809 wrote:
Any of the packages have a nutsack stamp? Cuz that might be a good clue

would that have anything to do with the velcro strip and clothes pin?
jespear Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2004
Posts: 9,462
frankj1 wrote:
yup, another day, another bomb...

I have my suspicions, but Suspect #1 has so far replied "whatchoo talkin' 'bout Willis?" when accused. Clues on and in the box sure add up to him, but folks have learned some neat tricks lately.

No return addy, but originated from Glen Mills PA.

Very cool black t-shirt with Sammy's Steaks on the front and Dante's Bar on the back...I know of a small handful of azzhats that have had gatherings there (and I've been jealous). I should be insulted, but 2X is my size! Heck of an assumption.

a clothes pin holding a Command Strip (any help?)

an aged CI baggie containing uncooked macaroni (no gravy)...is dat a threat? I'll check in wif da boyz from Rhode Island, just to be safe.

a coveted, suitable-for-framing Certificate of Support and Appreciation in the Area of Cigar Knowledge, presented by the South Jersey Herfers Cigar Club, and signed by President "Hank the Tank", presented as a parchment scroll (Torah humor perhaps?) and neatly tied with a purple ribbon....HA!

and cigars, like really good cigars, like I wouldn't buy for the likes of me:

Padron 6000
Dunbarton Mi Querida, I think the SakaKhan 7 x 50 very excited
Undercrown (sungown) Gran Toro
My Father Le Bijou 1922 petit rob (or rob?)
La Pluma Principia looks amazing

I have to admit, I don't know if this is from an operative of the Noob Militia, a paid assassin working for the Ukrainian Underground, a lone wolf US born tobacco terrorist, or jespear picking on me AGAIN.

I did receive warnings here and there on the boards, but did not forward to the FBI, so this one is not on them.

Don't think I am not appreciative and humbled... but are we done, yet?

crazy place ya got here.

Obrigado
Frank








NOT GUILTY, Frankie T ! Not talking

On a side note . . . That La Pluma is a damn fine cigar.
ypetryna Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 07-19-2012
Posts: 1,323
what you talking about Willis
danmdevries Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,124
frankj1 wrote:
y
an aged CI baggie containing uncooked macaroni (no gravy)...is dat a threat? I'll check in wif da boyz from Rhode Island, just to be safe.










I got a box in the mail with the wrong name, but correct address, with a one pound bag of Great Value brand uncooked white rice a couple weeks ago.
shaun341 Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 08-02-2012
Posts: 8,826
frankj1 wrote:
yup, another day, another bomb...

I have my suspicions, but Suspect #1 has so far replied "whatchoo talkin' 'bout Willis?" when accused. Clues on and in the box sure add up to him, but folks have learned some neat tricks lately.

No return addy, but originated from Glen Mills PA.

Very cool black t-shirt with Sammy's Steaks on the front and Dante's Bar on the back...I know of a small handful of azzhats that have had gatherings there (and I've been jealous). I should be insulted, but 2X is my size! Heck of an assumption.

a clothes pin holding a Command Strip (any help?)

an aged CI baggie containing uncooked macaroni (no gravy)...is dat a threat? I'll check in wif da boyz from Rhode Island, just to be safe.

a coveted, suitable-for-framing Certificate of Support and Appreciation in the Area of Cigar Knowledge, presented by the South Jersey Herfers Cigar Club, and signed by President "Hank the Tank", presented as a parchment scroll (Torah humor perhaps?) and neatly tied with a purple ribbon....HA!

and cigars, like really good cigars, like I wouldn't buy for the likes of me:

Padron 6000
Dunbarton Mi Querida, I think the SakaKhan 7 x 50 very excited
Undercrown (sungown) Gran Toro
My Father Le Bijou 1922 petit rob (or rob?)
La Pluma Principia looks amazing

I have to admit, I don't know if this is from an operative of the Noob Militia, a paid assassin working for the Ukrainian Underground, a lone wolf US born tobacco terrorist, or jespear picking on me AGAIN.

I did receive warnings here and there on the boards, but did not forward to the FBI, so this one is not on them.

Don't think I am not appreciative and humbled... but are we done, yet?

crazy place ya got here.

Obrigado
Frank









I know who it is, and pretty funny swag too! The La Pluma is the key to it all. It most likely was not Jespear but he is right those La Pluma cigars are tasty.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#10 Posted:
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Posts: 3,677
Sounds like someone pinning this on the Noob Militia...I am the general...not the president...duh! Very nice hit though. Funny stuff!
jespear Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2004
Posts: 9,462
Frankie T is like a genius . . . He'll figure it out eventually. Whistle
NapalmMan67 Offline
#12 Posted:
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The gentiles continue their assault of the Tripod. Oh my!
frankj1 Offline
#13 Posted:
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Posts: 44,211
NapalmMan67 wrote:
The gentiles continue their assault of the Tripod. Oh my!

and just in time to celebrate Purim!
frankj1 Offline
#14 Posted:
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Posts: 44,211
jespear wrote:
Frankie T is like a genius . . . He'll figure it out eventually. Whistle

I'd eliminate mjtoal, no pop tart in the box, but he is very funny.

I'd suspect dpnewell's wife (HA!), but doubt (s)he's crossed paths with Hank yet.

hnixon is more about Cubans these days, and has no score to settle with me.

you (jespear) seem to have a viable alibi.

Shaun is a suspect, despite his post...who am I forgetting? So far it's Shaun...but if anything, I owe him from our past dealings.
hmmm
edin508 Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 06-19-2012
Posts: 4,647
I approve this thread. Well done bomber man!
frankj1 Offline
#16 Posted:
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edin508 wrote:
I approve this thread. Well done bomber man!

and you are...?
edin508 Offline
#17 Posted:
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Posts: 4,647
frankj1 wrote:
and you are...?

Not from PA
jespear Offline
#18 Posted:
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Posts: 9,462
edin508 wrote:
Not from PA


Good answer !
frankj1 Offline
#19 Posted:
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Posts: 44,211
true, true.
jespear Offline
#20 Posted:
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Posts: 9,462
frankj1 wrote:
I'd eliminate mjtoal, no pop tart in the box, but he is very funny.

I'd suspect dpnewell's wife (HA!), but doubt (s)he's crossed paths with Hank yet.

hnixon is more about Cubans these days, and has no score to settle with me.

you (jespear) seem to have a viable alibi.
That's my story . . . and I'm stickin' to it !

Shaun is a suspect, despite his post...who am I forgetting? So far it's Shaun...but if anything, I owe him from our past dealings.
hmmm

Ewok126 Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
I think it was a joint effort and all of em are involved and guilty!

but my philosophy is, shoot first, shoot again, and shoot some more, then ask questions. fog
Luke753 Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 08-28-2016
Posts: 857
Herfing Applause
Popped popcorn when I found this thread, this is great! Popcorn is gone, workin on this Foundry Time Flies cigar from NWstogie and a glass of Little Bay. Perfect end to a good day. Wish I could say it was me Frank.
corey sellers Offline
#23 Posted:
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Good job Willis
frankj1 Offline
#24 Posted:
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edin508 wrote:
Not from PA

you return, and I get hit...

you know sumptin, dontcha Willis?
shaun341 Offline
#25 Posted:
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Posts: 8,826
frankj1 wrote:
I'd eliminate mjtoal, no pop tart in the box, but he is very funny.

I'd suspect dpnewell's wife (HA!), but doubt (s)he's crossed paths with Hank yet.

hnixon is more about Cubans these days, and has no score to settle with me.

you (jespear) seem to have a viable alibi.

Shaun is a suspect, despite his post...who am I forgetting? So far it's Shaun...but if anything, I owe him from our past dealings.
hmmm


You owe me nothing! Wasn't me, I am too lazy to drive a couple hours to mail something in order to throw someone off.
jespear Offline
#26 Posted:
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Posts: 9,462
shaun341 wrote:
You owe me nothing! Wasn't me, I am too lazy to drive a couple hours to mail something in order to throw someone off.


And, like myself, too cheap to orchestrate a "re-mail". RollEyes
edin508 Offline
#27 Posted:
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Posts: 4,647
frankj1 wrote:
you return, and I get hit...

you know sumptin, dontcha Willis?

Nada Chief. Someone else has it out for you.
frankj1 Offline
#28 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
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dpnewell, or mjtoal...

forced to choose, I'd pick Mike. He knows some stuff that might lead him to do a nice thing (which he did by contacting me a while ago),
PLUS, the timing was important, he had to get this done before Passover starts cuz then he would have to discontinue any contact with me...HA!

Mikey...J'Accuse!!
oh, you forgot the pop tart. Want me to send a hamantaschen with a bite missing?

Am I close? I like turtles.
fiddler898 Offline
#29 Posted:
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Posts: 3,782
Just read something today to suggest that this is not quite done yet...








Sorry to say.
Ewok126 Offline
#30 Posted:
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All of em are guilty I tell you. I can feel the conspiracy among them all.Anxious
Palama Offline
#31 Posted:
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Posts: 23,461
Nice hit. Applause

Frankie - for what's it worth, it weren't me. Not talking
Mrs. dpnewell Offline
#32 Posted:
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Wait a minute! How did I get involved in this? Anyone who knows me would realize that I'm too cheap to pay the bridge toll just to mail a box from PA. Anything from me would originate in NJ or NC. Also, I'm not a coward. My name would be on the return label. Oh, and the wife and I are gluten free, so no pasta in the house.

David
Ewok126 Offline
#33 Posted:
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Mrs. dpnewell wrote:
Wait a minute! How did I get involved in this? Anyone who knows me would realize that I'm too cheap to pay the bridge toll just to mail a box from PA. Anything from me would originate in NJ or NC. Also, I'm not a coward. My name would be on the return label. Oh, and the wife and I are gluten free, so no pasta in the house.

David


GUILTY!

Send gluten free waffle stuffs!
Ewok126 Offline
#34 Posted:
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Palama wrote:
Nice hit. Applause

Frankie - for what's it worth, it weren't me. Not talking


GUILTY!

send Spam!
frankj1 Offline
#35 Posted:
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Mrs. dpnewell wrote:
Wait a minute! How did I get involved in this? Anyone who knows me would realize that I'm too cheap to pay the bridge toll just to mail a box from PA. Anything from me would originate in NJ or NC. Also, I'm not a coward. My name would be on the return label. Oh, and the wife and I are gluten free, so no pasta in the house.

David

sorry for the false accusation. You were a finalist simply due to your Dante's connection.

I vividly recall that after you flattened me with a steamroller because I had the temerity to say we were even, that's when you declared us even!

To forgive is divine...see where I'm going?
frankj1 Offline
#36 Posted:
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Posts: 44,211
fiddler898 wrote:
Just read something today to suggest that this is not quite done yet...








Sorry to say.

whatcha been reading? Jewish Advocate?
My collection has doubled for sure, maybe more. Took years to get it low enough to manage.
fiddler898 Offline
#37 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
whatcha been reading? Jewish Advocate?
My collection has doubled for sure, maybe more. Took years to get it low enough to manage.


Actually, the Kabbalah. I'm good with numbers:

"March 1, 2018 at 12:59 pm

In Transit to Next Facility

On its way to RANDOLPH, MA 02368"


Boo hoo!
jespear Offline
#38 Posted:
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Posts: 9,462
fiddler898 wrote:
Actually, the Kabbalah. I'm good with numbers:

"March 1, 2018 at 12:59 pm

In Transit to Next Facility

On its way to RANDOLPH, MA 02368"


Boo hoo!


IT WASN'T ME, Frankie T. Not talking
Ewok126 Offline
#39 Posted:
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jespear wrote:
IT WASN'T ME, Frankie T. Not talking


GUILTY!

Send awesome smokes and more T-Shirts with Ami on them that says #1 Grampy. Whistle
frankj1 Offline
#40 Posted:
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fiddler898 wrote:
Actually, the Kabbalah. I'm good with numbers:

"March 1, 2018 at 12:59 pm

In Transit to Next Facility

On its way to RANDOLPH, MA 02368"


Boo hoo!

I just found the thread with this news!
Mistakenly thought I threw the old man off the scent...
Ewok126 Offline
#41 Posted:
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Even Ajax won't throw off the old man scent. Or did I read that wrong?
frankj1 Offline
#42 Posted:
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Ewok126 wrote:
Even Ajax won't throw off the old man scent. Or did I read that wrong?

hard to say...
Palama Offline
#43 Posted:
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Least we forget, Frankie got mysteriously bombed 4 years ago too.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#44 Posted:
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I'll admit I did not read the date, and thought the anniversary gifting had begun.

I may or may not have laughed a little
Anxious
frankj1 Offline
#45 Posted:
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I wonder if I ever figured it out!
Magic 8 ball keeps going back to jespear, that rascal.
jespear Offline
#46 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
I wonder if I ever figured it out!
Magic 8 ball keeps going back to jespear, that rascal.


I thought our phone convo the other week would have dispelled any suspicion of me having anything to do with this latest bombing, or did you think I was just trying to pull the wool over your eyes.

IT WAS NOT ME !

The clues in your post abound. Put on your cap and figure it out, Sherlock Steinberg.
Palama Offline
#47 Posted:
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jespear wrote:
I thought our phone convo the other week would have dispelled any suspicion of me having anything to do with this latest bombing, or did you think I was just trying to pull the wool over your eyes.

IT WAS NOT ME !


The clues in your post abound. Put on your cap and figure it out, Sherlock Steinberg.


Wasn't Frankie referring to the "old" bombing.
jespear Offline
#48 Posted:
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Palama wrote:
Wasn't Frankie referring to the "old" bombing.


Not sure, but I know he has been getting some stuff sent his way recently, and just wanted him to know
I'm innocent.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#49 Posted:
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Deflecting focus to the new bombing. Guilty conscience maybe? Think
danmdevries Offline
#50 Posted:
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Bomb Panama.
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