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I got Sacked!
Ewok126 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
Well my wife came in with a box yesterday that arrived in the mail. No address but my own. Before I opened it I ran the tracking number and it said Canton OH. Being the cautious person I am, I put on 3 pairs of rubber gloves just in case. Sure as CHIT I open it up and I see some thoroughly wrapped cigars and seen a card in a ziplock bag. I got scared but since I was trippel gloved pulled out the ziplock and sure as the grass is green in the ziplock was a card that had a ball sack stamp! My wife asked what I had got and I handed her the bag and she asked what is this. I told her and she dropped the bag then she took off running to find cleaner to wash her hands.

I can say this.... He didn't shave!

My sons girlfriend seen the stamp and after I told her what it was, her first words was. "This guy needs to research Brazilian Nut Wax!"

Damage Done well, other than the odd feeling I have of (I have been abused in some nasty way!)



San Cristóbal de La Habana
KFC Muwat bagged separately (I appreciate that) I love the KFC's but wouldn't want to contaminate the rest.
Casa Magna Dominican Licey
Room 101 The Big Payback 7X70
Gurkha Fuerte
Gurkha Castle Hall
Obsidian
Man O' War Ruination

Hank Man, you are not right. I do greatly appreciate the cigars very much. I will have to say I appreciate the laugh I got from the comments from my wife and my sons GF as well.

Now the pointing and laughing I got from my son I could have done without!

I will snag a photo and submit it tonight. Right now I got to go see if I can go sleep off this abused feeling and again thanks Brother!
victor809 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
I think this hank guy is really growing on me...

Like that fungus at the edge of the sack stamp Ewok got.
frankj1 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
the dipped nutsack shtick is reminiscent of Busa's old latex glove thing.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
Glad they got there alright. Had to throw a couple Gurkha's in there for you since you say that I love them. I think I only have two left in my entire collection...hopefully I never get to the point that I have to smoke them.

That is fantastic in regards to the lady's reactions. bahahahaha

Enjoy!
LetsRock Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 01-23-2012
Posts: 4,595
Doing a mighty fine job Hank!
Ewok126 Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
Ok Photo submitted, Now to just wait on mod approval.
delta1 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,776
dayum, Hank can throw a powerful punch...
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