Taxi driver: Whats the difference between a girl friend and a wife?
Blonde: 45 pounds
Taxi driver: Why is Santa always so jolly?
Blonde: He knows where all the naughty girls live.
Taxi driver: What is the difference between your job and wife?
Blonde: After five years, your job will still sucks.
Taxi driver: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Blonde: Ask your mom.
Taxi driver: How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
Blonde: Put a nipple on it.
Taxi driver: How are women and tornadoes alike?
Blonde: They both moan like hell when they come and take the house when they leave.
Taxi Driver: What is the difference between a **** and a bonus?
Blonde: Your wife will always blow your bonus.
Taxi Driver: What do older women have between their breast that younger women don't?
Blonde: A bellybutton.
Taxi driver: Why do men find it hard to make eye contact?
Blonde: Breast don't have eyes.
Taxi driver: Why did God create Adam before Eve?
Blonde: He didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
And who said blondes were dumb?
