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delta1 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
I pulled a bonehead move last night while enjoying a cigar watching the Kings hockey game. I picked out a cigar, clipped the head with a guillotine cutter, removed the band and dimmed the lights. After toasting the foot, I lit the cigar and started puffing away. It didn't taste right, not like I remember a LAdC Mi Amor... nor did it feel right.

I turned the lights back up and saw my mistake. I had lit the head of the cigar and was puffing from the foot!!! What an idiot...I had to trim about half an inch off the top, to get past the burnt leaves. But it was salvaged and except for the wrapper unraveling slightly at the new tip, it smoked fine.
Cathcam13 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 01-11-2018
Posts: 1,264
LAdC’s, especially the Mi Amor are amazing. Sorry you lit the wrong end.
Mrs. dpnewell Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 08-23-2014
Posts: 1,373
^^ Ha, ha, now that's funny, Delta. I can't say that I ever did that, but I've pulled some other bloopers in my time.

David
24132413 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2017
Posts: 555

the only thing I recall doing was not paying attention and sticking the WRONG END in my mouth AFTER it was burning LOL! Minor tongue burn and rapid ashe spitting to follow.
Herfing
victor809 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Handed a drunk friend a lit cigar one night.

He did the same thing.... Put the foot in his mouth.... but he burned his lips
deadeyedick Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 03-13-2003
Posts: 16,957
More than once I have got a strong metallic taste before realizing that big old cigar band on a My Father was burning.

While golfing I often set my cigar down before the shot. Cleat marks on a cigar makes for an EASY draw.
frankj1 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
deadeyedick wrote:
More than once I have got a strong metallic taste before realizing that big old cigar band on a My Father was burning.

While golfing I often set my cigar down before the shot. Cleat marks on a cigar makes for an EASY draw.

but not since soft spikes, I bet.
KingoftheCove Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 7,600
deadeyedick wrote:
More than once I have got a strong metallic taste before realizing that big old cigar band on a My Father was burning.


I've done this, long ago.......not with a MF though......pretty sure it was a Gurkha Titan unfortunately......... d'oh!

That's what drunk smoking, in the dark, on the porch does for ya......
corey sellers Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,338
Dam did it make the Gurkha better
Cathcam13 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 01-11-2018
Posts: 1,264
Sarcasm Of course, and it made him rethink sucking on pennies. 🤪
Cathcam13 Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 01-11-2018
Posts: 1,264
Sorry, couldn’t resist that one. 😱
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
Fantastic
Ewok126 Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
deadeyedick wrote:
More than once I have got a strong metallic taste before realizing that big old cigar band on a My Father was burning.



Done this quite a few times on many cigars. When I fire it up I now make a mental note "Don't forget to take off the band before nubbing." Even then I still forget from time to time!

How many times I have burnt my fingers trying to get a partially burnt band off a nub. Brick wall
Salmoneye Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 01-18-2011
Posts: 163
You know you are really drunk smoking,
when you wake up the next day,
and the band is smoked through on the nub...

And you didn't notice at the time...
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