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Some HISPANIC BEOTCH IS CASIN' MY H.U.T. : WRONG MOVE
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Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Mar 19 2018, 7:27 PM EST
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Some HISPANIC "Kent" ABOUT 35? YRS OLD has been casin'my hut for THE PAST 90 minutes...
A white dodge van , no hubcaps,squeaking breaks..pulling over for no reason...car off, lights out20 MIN. , THEN 15, THEN 10, THEN 20.....
She looks like a heroin addict w/ a baby seat in the back...
SHE SAID HER car was "overheating". . what a crock of sh*t...

I 750 L.E.D. lumed her sorry BUSH LEAGUE AMETUER ASS... THEN CONFRONTED HER...

HER PA LICENSE PLATE IS

HXJ-6429 ( IN CASE I GET OFF'D)

I CALLED THE COPS...

I CANT STAND THIS BUSH LEAGUE AMATEUR
COVERAGE...

SHE HAD A .38 TAURUS MODEL 85 SNUB ON HER THROUGH MY JACKET POCKET THE ENTIRE TIME I CONFRONTED HER, ONE BLOCK OVER FROM MY HUT...

NO MORE FOOLING AROUND.
I AM ALL BIDNESS.

**** AMATEURS...
MACS Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Mar 19 2018, 7:33 PM EST
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Does it have, "FREE CANDY" hand painted on the sides? Cuz if it does... that's Jamie's van.
Mr. Jones Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Mar 19 2018, 8:08 PM EST
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MACS...

GOOD BUDDY...

you never disappoint...

BWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I wanna go fishing wit' Youse' and frankj1 someday....

If I survive this new onslaught of coverage...???
frankj1 Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Mar 19 2018, 8:10 PM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
MACS...

GOOD BUDDY...

you never disappoint...

BWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I wanna go fishing wit' Youse' and frankj1 someday....

If I survive this new onslaught of coverage...???

I am humbled.
victor809 Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Mar 19 2018, 8:11 PM EST
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If you really meant business you would have shot them already.
Mr. Jones Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Mar 19 2018, 8:14 PM EST
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^^^ nope...I prefer to stay out of jail....

One block over... with no C.C. license..

Just a warning should suffice...

F**king AMATEURS...

WHOSE TRAINING THESE DOUCHE BAGS?
itsawaldo Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Mar 19 2018, 8:37 PM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
^^^ nope...I prefer to stay out of jail....

One block over... with no C.C. license..

Just a warning should suffice...

F**king AMATEURS...

WHOSE TRAINING THESE DOUCHE BAGS?


Seems like you are amigo!

These effers are using you as a training dummy, they would have to be experienced pros to not be spotted by you..says the guy that wouldn't notice a fly on his own ass.

Good luck with the amateurs, don't push them too hard, they might have itchy trigger fingers.

On a bad day even 6 rounds of +P will screw you up.
danmdevries Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Mar 19 2018, 10:55 PM EST
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itsawaldo wrote:


On a bad day even 6 rounds of +P will screw you up.


Taurus 85 only holds 5 though.
danmdevries Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Mar 19 2018, 11:04 PM EST
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You say she looked like a junkie.

Probly just a junkie, they don't act right.

Got tons of smackheads where I live. TONS.

They pass out a lot while driving, then come up with BS excuses for it when confronted. They don't react to having a gun pulled on them as they zombie walk into your garage after crashing in your ditch either. I've found if you're not going to shoot them, a 2x4 to the head works better.

If you live in rural PA, you're probably dealing with tweakers and smackheads.
DrafterX Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Mar 20 2018, 8:03 AM EST
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Did she show you her boobs..?? Huh
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Mar 20 2018, 8:57 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
If you really meant business you would have shot them already.


This! Just bury her on the back 40.
ZRX1200 Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Mar 20 2018, 9:00 AM EST
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Yeah, we have even gotten mom's passed out here in the car with kids and a needle dangling still in the arm.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Mar 20 2018, 9:11 AM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Yeah, we have even gotten mom's passed out here in the car with kids and a needle dangling still in the arm.


I think you need to drive your van to MS this weekend...just saying.
teedubbya Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, Mar 20 2018, 9:14 AM EST
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We've got professional baseball players passing out while ordering food in the burger king drive through
Cathcam13 Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, Mar 20 2018, 11:11 AM EST
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I am glad I live in Rural Oregon. Out here, a warning shot is a normal occurrence. I have a 100 yard shooting range right next to my house.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Mar 20 2018, 11:50 AM EST
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Cathcam13 wrote:
I am glad I live in Rural Oregon. Out here, a warning shot is a normal occurrence. I have a 100 yard shooting range right next to my house.


You should drive to MS this weekend too.

Mr. Jones...stop smoking crack...that is all. ha

Herfing
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Mar 21 2018, 1:28 AM EST
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The plate checks out. Sounds like you went for the decoy. Sharpen up, you're better than that.

How long were you outside Jones?
frankj1 Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Mar 21 2018, 8:23 AM EST
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
The plate checks out. Sounds like you went for the decoy. Sharpen up, you're better than that.

How long were you outside Jones?

oy
danmdevries Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Mar 21 2018, 10:25 AM EST
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
The plate checks out. Sounds like you went for the decoy. Sharpen up, you're better than that.

How long were you outside Jones?


Why you put decoy in 2000 Dodge Caravan? They're rapidly disappearing from Midwestern roads because they rusted away so quickly. IMO a 20 year old car, even if appropriately beat up for age, sticks out a lot more than something 10 years or less.

teedubbya Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Mar 21 2018, 11:27 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Why you put decoy in 2000 Dodge Caravan? They're rapidly disappearing from Midwestern roads because they rusted away so quickly. IMO a 20 year old car, even if appropriately beat up for age, sticks out a lot more than something 10 years or less.




That is why. For that very reason (your logic) it is beautiful.
danmdevries Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, Mar 21 2018, 11:56 AM EST
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Decoy.

Brilliant.
Mr. Jones Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Mar 22 2018, 8:53 AM EST
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#17 T.G....

I was outside on the back porch the entire time smoking a cigar ( 5 Vegas Apex & ??) That's why I spotted her stopping , lights off...then car starts @20 min. And just drove around the block then stopped again in 4-5 different places but all in view of my back porch...

I only left the porch for 3 minutes tops...

And my 100 lb English Labrador was really pissed at that van, I have him trained to watch "the perimeter" all the time..he spotted her first but didn't bark..the hair on his back hind quarters went STRAIGHT UP AND he was pointing like a bird dog...every time she pulled her repetitive SCHTICK for 90 minutes...
My girlfriend was inside with a 20 ga. Mossberg bantam pump (3 00buck then 2 slugs w/ 5 more on the stock holder)

Nobody backtracked me or pulled a "gypsy decoy" maneuver,
We're too smart and prepared ^^^ for that old bullcr*p scenario...plus it was dark outside...

That junkie/early released felon C*NT" under the thumb of the SSG HANDLERS D.E.C.O.Y. is very very lucky...
Like I said before...

ABSOLUTELY NO MORE F**KIN' AROUND WITH ME,

I AM ALWAYS PREPARED TO POUNCE WITH CHIREE SHARPS, PEPPER SPRAY OR LEAD.
F**K WITH ME AT YOUR OWN GUARENTEED PERIL.
danmdevries Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Mar 22 2018, 8:58 AM EST
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Sounds like a great decoy. While you were watching the suspicious minivan, a 2012 Toyota Camry took laser scans of your hut.
bgz Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Mar 22 2018, 9:10 AM EST
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You know it's bad when they're sending crackheads in minivans after you.
Mr. Jones Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Mar 22 2018, 9:41 AM EST
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#23 ^^^
What the H3LL is a laser scan?

What does it detect that they already haven't found or searched for AT WILL for over 5 years? They made keys of everything I owned after the first false setup DUI IN YORK...
They had carte Blanche access and patriot act writs and warrants for any item I owned, I watched them place a camera in my Malibu rearview mirror from a doctors office waiting room...
Once they paid off ALL MY IMMEDIATE NIEGHBORS as to not report suspicious people or cars at my hut ...
They went in and out at their leisure ..all the
while they took dumps and pisses in my toilets and didn't flush, moved stuff around all the time, left old photos under furniture that never should be there, filled my soft soap containers with water over top of the soap, unscrewed light bulbs, rifled through my files, turned my clocks back one hour or loosed the batteries so they went off,
Just petty noticible CRAP to piss me off and f**k with my noggin...

Laser scan...laser scchhhmmmaaammmyyy...
There ain't nothing anywhere near me at all...
It was dispersed world wide.....
a long long time ago...

Just call me....

Don "McClean"
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Mar 22 2018, 10:45 AM EST
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It's all calculated. The false "amateur level" stuff they are doing to you. It's all to get you talking, and when you talk, they listen. They've already upgraded their body armor based on your bragging about what weapons you have.


Two can play at the false info game... Think about it.
delta1 Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Mar 22 2018, 11:10 AM EST
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Did you get a look in the back of the van, behind the babyseat...I heard ZRX was on the prowl that night...did that Hispanic Beotch have a pronounced goiter, big hands and a raspy voice?
frankj1 Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Mar 22 2018, 12:22 PM EST
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pronounced goiter...love it.

I pronounce it GOYDUH, like Curly did.
RMAN4443 Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, Mar 22 2018, 1:17 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
pronounced goiter...love it.

I pronounce it GOYDUH, like Curly did.

oh, Soitenly nuk nuk nuk
Mr. Jones Offline
#30 Posted: Thu, Mar 22 2018, 1:21 PM EST
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#26 TG...

Point well taken...

I'M A NECK & NOGGIN EXPERT...
So I could give TWO SH*TS what they are sporting on their sorry misfit sociopathic nasty frames...
I also enjoy a good foot, kneecap or femoral artery...

Just a question though...

What exactly did I do that was "illegal" that a 7 yr statute of limitations hasn't taken care off since 1990?

I'll tell you....

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

IT IS JUST MEAN SPIRITED VINDICTIVENESS AND FELONY HARRASSMENT & FELONY GANGSTALKING AND FELONY ATTEMPTED FIRST DGREE PREMEDITAED MURDER ( 8 + COUNTS) ALL DONE BY THE FBI & SSG FOR THE LAST 5+ YEARS.... THEY ARE WELL WITHIN THE STATUTES OF LIMITATION FOR THE CRIMES THEY HAVE COMMITTED ,ENFORCE,
AGAINST ME.

Again, return my inhiertence plus 5 requests and leave me alone, you'll never hear from me again...

But...sophomoric clickish sociopaths who get kicks out of sadistically screwing with innocent U.S. citizens who have zero repercussions if they murder people...
Like the entire FBI-SSG DIVISION are hard to reign in...

Even on a good day.

Must be all those SPOT ON NICKNAMES I gave to over 100 of those L.O.S.E.R. DOUCHES that has stuck in all their UGLY , BULLIED IN CHILDHOOD, SHUNNED IN HIGH SCHOOL MISFITS that the SSG HIRES IN MASS...that has stuck in each and every one of their C.R.A.W.S. that keeps them up at night...

And the recent GREMLIN activities ???

JUST REMEMBER WHO STARTED THIS ENTIRE CLUSTERF*K...stew and Gary...not me.

BWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

IS IT TRUE THAT ALL SSG CRAW THROATED AGENTS HAVE TO EAT ROAD SHOULDER GRAVEL OR CREEK BED STONES TO PROCESS THEIR LARGE PER DIEM MEALS AND buffer their stomachs with limestone to stop scerorcis of their livers from mass consumption of alcohol "off duty"...

P.S. they have known every firearm I own since April of 2012...nothing is "new" about me to them...
N.O.T.H.I.N.G. AT ALL.
Mr. Jones Offline
#31 Posted: Thu, Mar 22 2018, 3:53 PM EST
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Come to really think about your #26 post TG....

I'm gonna have to "retrain" some ingrained for life moves that I didn't think about before....
I A.L.W.A.Y.S. knew that trajectory for real feds ...SSG...
but now the miscreant loser early released felons on the front lines are sporting body armour??? Too...
Now THAT IS A SWEET NEW TID BIT BIT OF INFO TO KNOW...
NO MORE CENTER MASS-STERNUM OR SIDE RIB CAGE
ANGLES...

MAN...THAT IS GREAT INFO...

AND YEA...
TWO CAN play the misinformation/ disinformation game...
But I am light years beyond you F*CKS in that learned trait and ability....

By the way...
Where are my EMMY's for my 2013 and 2014 stellar performances that had you gullible morons travelling the entire globe???

BWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I have never ever dealt with such stupid people in my entire life....especially the KEYSTONE COPS DAY when I tried to buy a chain saw and took the back roads to and fro'...
I'm pretty sure your 10 vehicle shadow team crashed into one another more than twice...
banderl Offline
#32 Posted: Thu, Mar 22 2018, 4:27 PM EST
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Keep your head on a swivel, Jones.
Mr. Jones Offline
#33 Posted: Thu, Mar 22 2018, 5:13 PM EST
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^^^ duely noted. #32 Bandera

As for the next VERY SERIOUS POST....

I AM THE MOST LAID BACK NON VIOLENT MOFO IN THIS COUNTRY UNTIL YOU F**CK WITH ME FOR NO REASON OR NO KNOWN TO ME REASON...ILLEGALLY...

I BEGGED THESE FBI & FBI-SSG DOUCHE BAGS LITERALLY DOZENS OF TIMES FOR A FIVE HOUR SIT-DOWN MEETING to discuss their demands and find out why I was being hunted incessantly by over 200 azz holes for 18+ months and GANGSTALKed ( as I later learned it was called)....
To NO AVAIL... NONE WHATSOEVER...

I STILL WOULD LIKE A CIVIL AND LEGAL RESPONSE FROM THESE FELON CRIMINALS BUT I DOUBT THAT WILL EVER HAPPEN...

THAT being said....

Why am I the bad guy?

I saved all of central Pennsylvania from a terrorist TERRORIST attack...a dirty bomb.
Thousands of lives...
BILLIONS/ trillions in property...
The entire CHESAPEAKE bay...
A presidential candidate...
Gave you ( on a friggin silver platter) the biggest spy in NSA HISTORY..
ALSO, the two biggest civilian SPYS in U.S. HISTORY in lancaster, pa, the two ex-dairy owners *.H & *. G...
( which you have never arrested to this day)...
The EXTON, PA GUY...
& who knows what else that I won't mention on here for good reason...

I mean really...

W.T.F. ???

CUT ME A FRIGGIN HUSK...WHY DON'T CHA'

P.S. So...TG... WHEN I SEE a puffy breasted red robin early released felon criminal junky nearby....
I'll know they are felon peons under the thumb of SSG HANDLERS...

BUT...

IF I SEE FBI AGENTS DONNED IN WHAT LOOKS LIKE AND IRON NECK BRACE ( AUTO WHIPLASH VICTIM) DRESSED LIKE BIB the Michelin man IN KEVLAR , with leaded space boots and and Jack booted THUG helmet...
then I'll assume ???

They are THE Real PANSY LIGHT FOOTED FBI AGENTS WHO WERE DRESSED BY THEIR MOTHERS THAT MORNING IN BULLIET PROOF GERANIMAL OUTFITS PURCHASED AT
BABIES-R-US ???

PLEASE VERIFY...

BWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#34 Posted: Thu, Mar 22 2018, 10:42 PM EST
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Jones...

Some of them are. Not the bulky bomb squad stuff though, high-tech stuff, custom fitted, hard to see. **** is expensive though, only the shooters get it. Elliot Ness wannabees just get slightly better than standard PD issue stuff.
qmech Offline
#35 Posted: Sat, Mar 24 2018, 12:38 AM EST
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The Feds are monitoring this forum. Why take the chance Mr Jones?
Best
Q

PS I understand a few FBI NSA types are avid cigar smokers. So I have no doubt that despite Mr Jones desire to stay under the radar, he acts as his own lightening rod.
Mr. Jones Offline
#36 Posted: Sat, Mar 24 2018, 8:35 AM EST
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#35 Q
Thanks for the obvious point.

That is exactly why I post on here.
They monitor my every move anyway...
Might as well cover my azz while they do it and let the public know what the FBI, FBI-SSG , AND NSA DO TO INNOCENT U.S. CITIZENS...NOBODY ELSE HAS THE BALLS LIKE I DO TO EXPOSE THEM....

I THINK dstieger "summed it up once" ( my GANGSTALKING plight and possible CASE AGAINST the FBI-SSG) but he was totally wrong...he said..paraphrasing..."perhaps a few people will get arrested and go to jail for a year, some demoted and a few fired...but, they'll just hire more people to fill their places...you'll never get closure" (SKIP TO >>)

(If I desired to "stay under the radar" ....I could very easily..I'm a professional at doing that...
Like I did from 1979 to 2010...so friggin' lowww,
nobody even knew I existed...Buttttt...
Then came along LITTLE NOSEY BALL CAPPED "STEW"...and everything changed ...B.I.G.T.I.M.E.)

>> I replied to dstieger:

"closure??? I could f**king care less about closure...
I want EXPOSURE !!! FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE what these so called federal law enforcement officers really are...the entire FBI-SSG DIVISION are all first degree premeditated murderers...each and every one of them.

Why do you think I post on an obscure discount cigar forum?
It hits my main target audience and anyone who "needs" to hear me does, which is really convenient...& saves a lot of TIME.
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