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Bloody's 30 Chickens Shenanigans 500
DrafterX Offline
#301 Posted:
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Good thing Robert is there... Mellow
danmdevries Offline
#302 Posted:
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RMAN4443 wrote:
I dunno, an overflowing septic tank is right up thered'oh! Anxious


Should be coming up shortly once everything thaws. Seems I build up pockets under the frostline, and then when they thaw they turn into almost quicksand spots in the yard. Sink knee deep in stank ass mud.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#303 Posted:
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These scissors keep getting sticky....
DrafterX Offline
#304 Posted:
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7 bucks for a watermelon..?? Wtf..?? OhMyGod
RMAN4443 Offline
#305 Posted:
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
These scissors keep getting sticky....

That sounds like fun......and a little bit stanky Anxious
delta1 Offline
#306 Posted:
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morning douchenozzles....
opelmanta1900 Offline
#307 Posted:
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Weather is saying 80 by next week... time to get the peppers and tomatoes in the ground i guess...
victor809 Offline
#308 Posted:
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Made it to the mountain. Decided to check out the Ritz Carlton because they allow dogs. Sort of looks like the shining hotel.
DrafterX Offline
#309 Posted:
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It is National Puppy-dog Day after all... Mellow
dstieger Offline
#310 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
Made it to the mountain. Decided to check out the Ritz Carlton because they allow dogs. Sort of looks like the shining hotel.



See Lloyd down at the bar. Best goddamned bartender from Timbuktu to Portland, Maine. Or Portland, Oregon, for that matter.
victor809 Offline
#311 Posted:
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I'll just wait for the blood to come out of the elevators...
RMAN4443 Offline
#312 Posted:
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redruM
Burner02 Offline
#313 Posted:
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Currently 63 going to 77 and sunny today in LA.

More spring break swap outs today.
DrafterX Offline
#314 Posted:
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Cool Dudes...
DrafterX Offline
#315 Posted:
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working this weekend... but next weekend I'll have a 5 day weekend starting Wednesday.. ThumpUp
corey sellers Offline
#316 Posted:
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Morning gents
Cathcam13 Offline
#317 Posted:
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Morning, looks like the girlfriend got into my rum last night........ The bottle is empty and in the recycling...
All I have to say is that she better replace it...... lol
SmokeMonkey Offline
#318 Posted:
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Good morning, y’all
DrafterX Offline
#319 Posted:
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Monkey Dude..!! Laugh
MACS Offline
#320 Posted:
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Tired.

G'night then...
SmokeMonkey Offline
#321 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Monkey Dude..!! Laugh


Drafter! Woot
itsawaldo Offline
#322 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
morning douchenozzles....


Nice!
Speyside Offline
#323 Posted:
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Good morning.
8trackdisco Offline
#324 Posted:
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We made it to Saturday. Congratulations.

What is on tap for today?
MACS Offline
#325 Posted:
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Sleep. Ready?

Begin.
DrafterX Offline
#326 Posted:
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here at work for support this weekend... now I find out production is only working half a day and not working tomorrow... I could go home but then i won't have my long weekend next week... Brick wall
danmdevries Offline
#327 Posted:
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Night number 3 on less than 3 hours sleep/day, and it was a rough one.

Couple beers hopefully get me sleeping today. Prolly just gonna backfire and make me wake up to pee.
danmdevries Offline
#328 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
here at work for support this weekend... now I find out production is only working half a day and not working tomorrow... I could go home but then i won't have my long weekend next week... Brick wall


So, you gonna get paid to do nuthin?
DrafterX Offline
#329 Posted:
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no, got plenty of work to do regardless of what day it is... Mellow
danmdevries Offline
#330 Posted:
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Well that sucks.

My favorite times at work have been spent not working.

Many years ago we would usually shut down our unit during holidays. No heart surgeries, no patients, no need for staff. But had to have a team ready just in case. The team leader had to be onsite. So, you pulled up a recliner, plugged the census board TV to your laptop, and got paid overtime to sleep and watch movies.

They got rid of those perks. Now if we shut down you just have to work elsewhere in the hospital or stay home unpaid.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#331 Posted:
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45th birthday today. Not going to be terribly relaxing as there’s too much to get done, but I will make time for a few smokes. Dinner tonight with friends, which will be great, and there will be oysters.
DrafterX Offline
#332 Posted:
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Happy Birthday..!! Laugh
SmokeMonkey Offline
#333 Posted:
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Thanks, Drafter!
DrafterX Offline
#334 Posted:
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are you gonna wear your clown suit..?? Huh
Cathcam13 Offline
#335 Posted:
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Just picked up steaks and ribs, this next week is looking good as far as My Smokers are concerned!
SmokeMonkey Offline
#336 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
are you gonna wear your clown suit..?? Huh


Only while riding a dog
delta1 Offline
#337 Posted:
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hmmmmm...whole new meaning for "doggy style"...


Happy Birthday, SmokeMonkey!
delta1 Offline
#338 Posted:
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danmdevries wrote:
Well that sucks.

My favorite times at work have been spent not working.

Many years ago we would usually shut down our unit during holidays. No heart surgeries, no patients, no need for staff. But had to have a team ready just in case. The team leader had to be onsite. So, you pulled up a recliner, plugged the census board TV to your laptop, and got paid overtime to sleep and watch movies.

They got rid of those perks. Now if we shut down you just have to work elsewhere in the hospital or stay home unpaid.



That does suck...doncha just hate it when organizations try to be more efficient and less wasteful...
SmokeMonkey Offline
#339 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
hmmmmm...whole new meaning for "doggy style"...


Happy Birthday, SmokeMonkey!


Thanks, Al!
MACS Offline
#340 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
That does suck...doncha just hate it when organizations try to be more efficient and less wasteful...


That's manager type thinking. Stop that.
delta1 Offline
#341 Posted:
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Sir! Yes Sir, Sergeant Major, Sir!!!
MACS Offline
#342 Posted:
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Time to do it all again... let's hope I don't have a drunk guy tell me to "Go f*** yourself" today.
dkeage Offline
#343 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
Time to do it all again... let's hope I don't have a drunk guy tell me to "Go f*** yourself" today.

I'm not drunk, but....Whistle
Burner02 Offline
#344 Posted:
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
45th birthday today. Not going to be terribly relaxing as there’s too much to get done, but I will make time for a few smokes. Dinner tonight with friends, which will be great, and there will be oysters.


Happy birthday and enjoy!

FYI, they will be coming a little quicker in the future.

Herfing




victor809 Offline
#345 Posted:
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Doggy style clown sex?


I can get into that.
corey sellers Offline
#346 Posted:
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Would you wear the speedo
victor809 Offline
#347 Posted:
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Meh... hard to have sex in a Speedo.

corey sellers Offline
#348 Posted:
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Have you tried

Lmao
DrafterX Offline
#349 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
Meh... hard to have sex with a guy in a Speedo.




Freak... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#350 Posted:
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Nah... squeezes the junk too much.
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