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TMCTLT Offline
#1 Posted:
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I'M SORRY BUT IT WAS TIME FOR THIS......Now you have your very own thread


Whine away fog
victor809 Offline
#2 Posted:
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Yeah... cuz he's the only one whining on this site.

Where's your whine corner TCBY?
banderl Offline
#3 Posted:
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Maybe we should start a "TCBY's retarded comments 500".

It would be the quickest thread to 500 ever.
banderl Offline
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HuckFinn Offline
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TMCTLT wrote:
I'M SORRY BUT IT WAS TIME FOR THIS......Now you have your very own thread


Whine away fog

It’s an old joke. A masochist and a sadist are walking down the street together. The masochist says ‘hit me,’ and the sadist says, ‘no, I won’t.’

TMCTLT begs, 'please whine Speyside?'

Speyside laughs, 'nah.'
Speyside Offline
#6 Posted:
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LMAO! I do have a complaint. I can't believe your attempt at trolling me is so unintelligent. Though I do thank you for being so entertainingly laughable. DMV is better at trolling than you are. And that isn't saying much. The first time you did this it was funny. The second time it is repetitive. I know that's a big word, but I imagine even you can Google it. Your lack of class is so painfully obvious. Please keep it up, you are so entertaining. I don't think you are stupid. You just have bad luck when thinking. Also I don't think you're a fool. Buts what's my opinion against thousands of others. I wonder, do you still love nature despite what it did to you?
Speyside Offline
#7 Posted:
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Oh, look, the second one.
teedubbya Offline
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Speyside wrote:
LMAO! I do have a complaint. I can't believe your attempt at trolling me is so unintelligent. Though I do thank you for being so entertainingly laughable. DMV is better at trolling than you are. And that isn't saying much. The first time you did this it was funny. The second time it is repetitive. I know that's a big word, but I imagine even you can Google it. Your lack of class is so painfully obvious. Please keep it up, you are so entertaining. I don't think you are stupid. You just have bad luck when thinking. Also I don't think you're a fool. Buts what's my opinion against thousands of others. I wonder, do you still love nature despite what it did to you?



You are surprised? Deep thinking isn’t his forte.
banderl Offline
#9 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
You are surprised? Deep thinking isn’t his forte.




Deep thinking?

Any kind of thinking.


LMFAO!
TMCTLT Offline
#10 Posted:
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Speyside wrote:
LMAO! I do have a complaint. I can't believe your attempt at trolling me is so unintelligent. Though I do thank you for being so entertainingly laughable. DMV is better at trolling than you are. And that isn't saying much. The first time you did this it was funny. The second time it is repetitive. I know that's a big word, but I imagine even you can Google it. Your lack of class is so painfully obvious. Please keep it up, you are so entertaining. I don't think you are stupid. You just have bad luck when thinking. Also I don't think you're a fool. Buts what's my opinion against thousands of others. I wonder, do you still love nature despite what it did to you?




@ least I do't go around PMing people WHINING about others to them.... I have the fortitude to put it right out there chicken little. And yes Allen your intelligence is far superior....your NEW clique has already confirmed it...WINNING!!!!


Where did our big bad president touch you today?

I'm not trying to troll you, just point out what a whiney little puss n boots you've become. But I must say that's quite a group of online friends ya got there....enjoy.
Speyside Offline
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Paul, I abhor president Trump which I make no attempt to conceal. If you want to argue that I am wrong in my belief that not only is fine, but it is what I would expect. You chose to make this personal, which lead to my comments. I intend to stop the jokes/insults or whatever you want to call it. But don't expect me to change my view on president Trump.
frankj1 Offline
#12 Posted:
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if you guys split up, who gets custody of me?
Ewok126 Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
if you guys split up, who gets custody of me?


I have done put in the adoption papers Frank, I have heard that if I adopt someone with Jewish background I get a heck of a tax break. fog
HuckFinn Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
if you guys split up, who gets custody of me?

The cameraman
victor809 Offline
#15 Posted:
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So maybe one of TCBYs whines should be that we didn't laugh at his joke enough the first time? He felt the need to repeat it?
Cathcam13 Offline
#16 Posted:
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So Speyside doesn’t like Trump, big deal. My younger brother and I go at that one every time he comes up to see me.
Cathcam13 Offline
#17 Posted:
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I don’t exactly like the guy, but I am happy that he shot down the TPP. That was threatening a lot of jobs here in the Pacific Northwest.
delta1 Offline
#18 Posted:
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Whine = the cons' term for critical comments about the POTUS that are accurate but unflattering, which hurts their feelings...
Speyside Offline
#19 Posted:
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Frank, you're still in the will for the wine cellar.
frankj1 Offline
#20 Posted:
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Speyside wrote:
Frank, you're still in the will for the wine cellar.

sweet!
Now if I can get Paul to leave me his Bourbon, I won't contest the settlement.
tailgater Offline
#21 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
sweet!
Now if I can get Paul to leave me his Bourbon, I won't contest the settlement.


Contest?

What kind of test?

Oh.
Never mind.


HuckFinn Offline
#22 Posted:
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Nobody got "the cameraman", eh?




tripod....camera...cameraman....oh nm....
frankj1 Offline
#23 Posted:
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HuckFinn wrote:
Nobody got "the cameraman", eh?




tripod....camera...cameraman....oh nm....

i was being nice and letting it just...fade......away
teedubbya Offline
#24 Posted:
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I heard frank walks backwards because he has better balance that way
delta1 Offline
#25 Posted:
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It's the protective rubber tip that keeps tripping him up...
HuckFinn Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
i was being nice and letting it just...fade......away

Fine.I'm going back to bein' serious.
victor809 Offline
#27 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
i was being nice and letting it just...fade......away


I thought there was gonna be a deflate joke in here somewhere.
HuckFinn Offline
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delta1 wrote:
It's the protective rubber tip that keeps tripping him up...

Reminds me of the joke...

An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man's cane slips on the floor and he falls.
As he gets up, a seven-year-old kid, sitting nearby, turns to him and says, "If you put a little rubber thingy on the end of your stick, it wouldn't slip."

The old man snaps back, "Well, if your daddy did the same thing seven years ago, I would have a seat today."
fiddler898 Offline
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Gotta say, not sure why Paul - good guy, though I don’t always agree with him - decided to provoke. I mean, what with this forum being such a mild-mannered community and all..
delta1 Offline
#30 Posted:
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Paul's a closet comic genius...he knew this thread would devolve into the "rubber thingy"
victor809 Offline
#31 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
Paul's a closeted comic genius...he knew this thread would devolve into the "rubber thingy"


Poor paul... he really should come out of the closet. It's 2018, we would accept him.
Speyside Offline
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Q: What do you get when you find a dead blonde in a closet?

A: The hide-and-seek champion of 1996.
frankj1 Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
I heard frank walks backwards because he has better balance that way

keep an even keel
teedubbya Offline
#34 Posted:
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It’s like a tail. An effin tail.
HuckFinn Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
It’s like a tail. An effin tail.

tail or tale?
frankj1 Offline
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HuckFinn wrote:
tail or tale?

well, maybe a tall tale?
HuckFinn Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
well, maybe a tall tale?

Or a tall tail?
frankj1 Offline
#38 Posted:
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double entendre?
MACS Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
double entendre?


No, I have a Tacoma.
frankj1 Offline
#40 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
No, I have a Tacoma.

I remember!

hey, MACS, ya think they forgot they were fighting?
MACS Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
I remember!

hey, MACS, ya think they forgot they were fighting?


Only if, by fighting, you mean slap and tickle... yeah.
HuckFinn Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
double entendre?

Isn't that a new flavor of Ben and Jerrys?
Or, no, was it the title of a porn movie?
Speyside Offline
#43 Posted:
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My favorite double is D.
Speyside Offline
#44 Posted:
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Paul, this is the post where I stated I was stopping the name calling. #11. Have a nice day.
Speyside Offline
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So it's rose season. A good rose should be refreshing, and have nice flavors. Rose was invented in France, specifically in the Provence region. Rose should be made in the saignee method. This is where a percentage of the red wine is removed from the tank after a few days to intensify the red wine. The portion removed becomes rose. Though there are other methods to make rose. The reason there are different depths of color is 2 fold. How long the rose had skin contact before removal, and why type of grape/grapes. A few winners to look for, La Spinetta, Lafarge, Black Bird, Langetwins, Whispering Angel, and Miravel. As a generality there are very few bad rose's.
tailgater Offline
#46 Posted:
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Stop your whining.

Mrs. dpnewell Offline
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Speyside wrote:
So it's rose season. A good rose should be refreshing, and have nice flavors. Rose was invented in France, specifically in the Provence region. Rose should be made in the saignee method. This is where a percentage of the red wine is removed from the tank after a few days to intensify the red wine. The portion removed becomes rose. Though there are other methods to make rose. The reason there are different depths of color is 2 fold. How long the rose had skin contact before removal, and why type of grape/grapes. A few winners to look for, La Spinetta, Lafarge, Black Bird, Langetwins, Whispering Angel, and Miravel. As a generality there are very few bad rose's.


...and yet you continue to wine. You do realize that Rose is only drunk by women, effeminate progressives, and metrosexuals, don't you?


David (dpnewell)









Sarcasm
frankj1 Offline
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Speyside wrote:
So it's rose season. A good rose should be refreshing, and have nice flavors. Rose was invented in France, specifically in the Provence region. Rose should be made in the saignee method. This is where a percentage of the red wine is removed from the tank after a few days to intensify the red wine. The portion removed becomes rose. Though there are other methods to make rose. The reason there are different depths of color is 2 fold. How long the rose had skin contact before removal, and why type of grape/grapes. A few winners to look for, La Spinetta, Lafarge, Black Bird, Langetwins, Whispering Angel, and Miravel. As a generality there are very few bad rose's.

I thought you started a Spey's Wine Corner thread for real wine info.
This is the faux thread!
Gene363 Offline
#49 Posted:
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Huh? I'm happy as heck, sometimes the whining is actually entertaining and possibly an indication that all is good in the universe. jester
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