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Speyside Breaks my back!
Ewok126 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
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Ok, The story

When I first came to CBID Spey was one of the first to take me under his wing. He guided me according to my taste preference and cost of which cigars to buy and he would also keep me posted when he ran across deals here on the site. Basically he helped save me a lot of money, expanded my palette, help educate me when it came to cigars. Due to his kindness and helping me he was the first person I sent a small package to so as to say thank you. I had sent him something that we both have an interest in. Due to this we got talking about honey and he informed later me that his father raises honey bees and that he would send me a jar of honey. Honestly we both forgot about it and all this time goes by. Well the other day I get a PM from Spey telling me that he had remembered and asked for my addy saying " I am going to send you the honey and a few other goodies. Now with that said His idea of honey and a few other goodies and my idea of a jar of honey and few other goodies is extremely different.

The door bell rings yesterday as it was the UPS guy dropping a package on the porch. I open the door and see this box and I go to pick it up. Yeah I was not expecting the box to weigh in at 24 lbs. I heard my back go Crack!

Now I am not going to list the goodies. Other than I will say. This was the first time in my entire life of 47 years have I ever and I mean EVER required the use of a hand tool to open mail that was sent to me and I am not talking about a letter opener.

Allen, The shock and awe will never be forgotten. You sir are an extremely kind and generous person and I am very lucky to have a friend like you in my life. I thank you very much for your guidance and kindness. I very much look forward to what I hope is many many more years of having friendship and camaraderie that we do.
To stay within forum etiquette. I will be tasting one of these while smoking a Chewbacca CC!
Now for the Photo!

That is yes, count them yes 5 bottles of wine along with a fantastic tasting jar of honey made by Allen's father!
Speyside.jpg
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#2 Posted:
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That is fantastic! Man I love seeing you get smacked around!
Ewok126 Offline
#3 Posted:
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
That is fantastic! Man I love seeing you get smacked around!



Only you would like seeing a midget bear like me getting beat like this! This isn't just smacked around. This gives whole new meaning to "Boot to ass"
deadeyedick Offline
#4 Posted:
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Wow! Great presentation for a jar of honey. Nicely done.
corey sellers Offline
#5 Posted:
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That's a whooping there
delta1 Offline
#6 Posted:
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Speyside------------------>Frying pan <------------------Ewok


Applause Applause Applause
SmokeMonkey Offline
#7 Posted:
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Very nice, Spey!
Burner02 Offline
#8 Posted:
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Very nice, Spey!



+1
ypetryna Offline
#9 Posted:
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well thats friggin sweet
ZRX1200 Offline
#10 Posted:
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Wow.
frankj1 Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
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that crate looks very familiar!

Allen, did you crush anyone else?
Nice job.
Ewok126 Offline
#12 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
that crate looks very familiar!

Allen, did you crush anyone else?
Nice job.



You should know, You now missing some teeth as well I see lol and No. I will not say I am sorry for LOL cause I really did!Gonz
frankj1 Offline
#13 Posted:
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Ewok126 wrote:
You should know, You now missing some teeth as well I see lol and No. I will not say I am sorry for LOL cause I really did!Gonz

the Rabbis' ruling just in: Kosher.

so you're good.
Ewok126 Offline
#14 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
the Rabbis' ruling just in: Kosher.

so you're good.



Thank goodness cause I was worried a little bit.Beer
frankj1 Offline
#15 Posted:
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Ewok126 wrote:
Thank goodness cause I was worried a little bit.Beer

don't worry. I got you under the Cohen of Protection.
Ewok126 Offline
#16 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
don't worry. I got you under the Cohen of Protection.



Man I appreciate that. That means I am practically untouchable!

Check me out ya'll... I am Superman Bitches!
Speyside Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
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So how does a Ewok carry a 24 lb box? I would call that a beat down. LMAO. Very happy you are enjoying it. It took all of my willpower to not super glue the screw. But that would have damaged the box which I think is nice enough for you to repurpose.
RMAN4443 Offline
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Ewok126 wrote:
Man I appreciate that. That means I am practically untouchable!

Check me out ya'll... I am Superman's Britches!


Seems like a strange thing to announce to the world, but Que Sera Sera......Think


Nice Hit Allen, and congrats on the new Fur lined Britches =d> =d> =d>
bgz Offline
#19 Posted:
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I don't really do wine myself, but I'm sure my wife would approve!
Ewok126 Offline
#20 Posted:
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Seems like a strange thing to announce to the world, but Que Sera Sera......Think


Nice Hit Allen, and congrats on the new Fur lined Britches Applause Applause Applause



Man, Don't scare me like that.ram27bat

I had to go back and do a double take to make sure that is NOT what I typed.
Ewok126 Offline
#21 Posted:
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Speyside wrote:
So how does a Ewok carry a 24 lb box? I would call that a beat down. LMAO. Very happy you are enjoying it. It took all of my willpower to not super glue the screw. But that would have damaged the box which I think is nice enough for you to repurpose.



Man, that would have been hilarious though. Yes that box is very much nice enough to re-purpose and I got a thing about nice wood boxes like that. That's why I keep all my wood cigar boxes.

I absolutely call that a beat down. As to how does an Ewok carry a 24 lb box?

Well first after he makes the mistake of trying to snap the box up off the porch like its got no weight and his back makes this snap, crackle, pop sound because he don't know any better. He carries it very carefully and with help.Anxious
Mrs. dpnewell Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 08-23-2014
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What? Is this now the Wine Spectator board?

Once again Allen, very, very nice smack down to a great brother. Simply amazing.

David (dpnewell)
Palama Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
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The Whack-an-Ewok Week just keeps getting better and better. Laugh

WTG Allen! Applause
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