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Y.O.U.R. Federal "Law Enforcement tax dollars at work..."
Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
Brick wall

Soooooo,

I'm at my cabin for 14 days straight...
No TV news...
Eaking out a TOTAL GRUB EXISTENCE BY SELLING AT FLEA MARKETS MAKING LESS THAN $3k a year on food stamps and Medicaid...

I return home...

My upstairs bathroom has B.L.A.C.K.
STINKING DIARRHEA IN THE BOWL...
I almost puke , but I flush it...
I take a shower the next day and open my glass shower door and reach down and turn on the hot water...

I GET SOAKED BY THE INITIAL COLD WATER START UP BECAUSE THE SICK FELON TRESPASSING FBI-SSG AGENT SCUMBAGS TURNED THE SHOWERHEAD DIRECTLY OUT TOWARDS THE BATHROOM ( NOT INTO THE TUB LIKE ALWAYS)
and soak my sorry azz...

WTF?

DONT YOU SICK TRESPASSING DOUCHE BAGS HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN SKULL F**k me when I'm away and you search my hut and find N.O.T.H.I.N.G. FOR OVER 5+ YEARS?

I DONT MAKE MISTAKES, I DONT LEAVE EVIDENCE, I NEVER LEAVE ANY TRAILS TO ANYTHING...
I AM WAY SMARTER THAN YOU' EVER BE ×10 TO THE POWER OF INFINITY...THERE IS NOTHING IN MY HUT YOU DUMB SICK F**ks...

Leave me alone.

I love how my well paid neighbors ( in thick cash no.10 envelopes) never report you BASTIDS entering and exiting my hut..,

Blow me
&
F**k O.F.F.

K.M.L.W.P.J.A.

P.S. my guess it was all "ROGUE"
ALL THE WAY...
REIGN IN YOUR FIELD AGENTS WITH TOO MUCH CASH AND A SERIOUS VINDICTIVE AGENDA...

OR I WILL,
as "we have already" and you know we are experts at it...
Can you say ruined SSG SPAWN WEDDING RECEPTIONS AND LIMPING DOUCHE BAGS?
qmech Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 06-17-2016
Posts: 970
Hush down M Jones .. FBI, NSA,CIA etc.all bid here. You know they are government types who want all of us to pay taxes on retail cigars and then come here to avoid their very remedies.

I cannot believe you would let these guys know you are on to them..

They might place you on double secret probation or something you will not detect.
Stay Safe
Q
JGKAMIN Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 05-08-2011
Posts: 1,387
Mr. Jones wrote:


I GET SOAKED BY THE INITIAL COLD WATER START UP BECAUSE THE SICK FELON TRESPASSING FBI-SSG AGENT SCUMBAGS TURNED THE SHOWERHEAD DIRECTLY OUT TOWARDS THE BATHROOM ( NOT INTO THE TUB LIKE ALWAYS)
and soak my sorry azz...

I AM WAY SMARTER THAN YOU' EVER BE ×10 TO THE POWER OF INFINITY...THERE IS NOTHING IN MY HUT YOU DUMB SICK F**ks...

Seems the outsmarted you after all, pulling that turned Shower head trick on you...Frying pan
frankj1 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
look for saran wrap on the toilets
teedubbya Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
Or an upper decker
Mr. Jones Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
^^^ I can only "wait to find an UPPER DECKER"....

That might push me over the edge...

I have every address of every FBI AND FBI -SSG AGENT IN AMERICA....thanks to "Double AGENT Break Cover" passed to me right in front of his 2 dozen plus coworkers on a WWII MICRO DOT....( MICRO DOTS ARE HARD TO FIND? ARENT THEY G.A.R.Y. ? but a chirping bluebird tells me "he and stew" may no longer be with us? I have no idea and don't really give 2 SH*ts if they are daisy "fert"...you reap what you soe...)

We could reak havoc on many many FBI LOSER CRIMINAL FELON MURDERER's HUTS, WE HAVE ALL THE COORDINATES NEEDED...
DrafterX Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,508
It was prolly Comey... Mellow
Mr. Jones Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
COMEY
IS
A
LYING
PIECE
OF
POOP...
WHO
GREENLIGHTED
MY
SORRY
AZZ...
HE
CAN
K.M.L.W.P.J.A.
(AND HIS CRAP DOES STINK AFTER SEVERAL WEEKS)
Mr. Jones Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
P.S. I found a parking garage ticket from downtown Lancaster on my garage floor and a restaurant reciept charged to a room # ...dated during the time I was away...

F**king bush league ROGUES....

I MEAN ....COME ON???
WHO THE HECK ARE YOU DISGRUNTLED FBI-SSG AGENTS HIRING THAT IS SO...SO... SLOPPY...
NO PROFESSIONAL LEAVES STUFF LIKE THAT...
( AND YES, I ALREADY GOT THE ^INFO^ On the perp, IT COST ME $$ I don't have...but I have it, make no mistake about it)
Remember, we have friends in "low places" who love cash just like your early released felon PERPS...
I love Lancaster hotel janitors, front desk workers, maids, bartenders, car attendants, accountants, and especially HUMAN RESOURCES EMPLOYEES in Lancaster &
@ THE J. EDGAR HOOVER BLDG in D.C.....
JGKAMIN Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 05-08-2011
Posts: 1,387
Lebanon Levi left it...
Mr. Jones Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
Hey ...

"Mr. T & Ms. W...."

The BUSCH LEAGUE ROGUE RECIEPT DROPPERS..

Check YOUR TRUNKS...

YOU DUPIT F.*.K.'s

BWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

We Truman ghosts are quick responders...

Ain't ?

New and different things ....aren't always obvious...
Look hard...like really hard...
Watch out for pressure plates....and nefarious "contacts"
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