Phug, I would have just gave you my phone. Saved you the cash, Saved me the heartache of dealing with the damn thing. Them things are worse than a mail box. Every time I turn around some dumb ass calling wanting money.
Ex: Ring Ring:
Me- "Hello"
Them- "Hi Mr Queen this is (insert some american name with a guy that cant speak english)"
Them- " I hear you are in the market for Medical Insurance and for Today only! we have a package for Blue Cross Blue Shield for only One Million Dollars a year"
Me- " Hold up, You heard I was in the market for Medical Insurance"
Them- " Yes sir and today only we have a"
Me- "hold up stop a sec... First you must be a deaf and dumb MF because I am not in the market for chit or either you listening to some crazy bastids that is just imagining chit about me so that means you still a dumb MF"
Them- "Well thats ok Mr Queen because we can still save you a lot of money because, TODAY ONLY!"
Me- " Wait hold up! You did hear me say you must be a deaf dumb MF Right?"
Them- " Yes sir, but for TODAY ONLY! "
Me- " Wait, Wait! Lets do this a different way!"
Them- "Yes Sir?"
Me- " Your wife sucks camel **** and she swallows"
Them- ".................................................. Click"
Yeah you could have had all that for free brother cause I would have given you my phone.