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I've been on a four week ( stop) peter Gabriel jag
Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,400
fog

Yea...
Its code..

ScHoCk tHe mOnKeY
SLEDGEHAMMER
DoN'T
GiVe
U
P

U
Dumb
F*KS
WiLl
Never
F
I
G
ure it out...
Mr. Jones Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,400
BiKo
Mr. Jones Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,400
red rIan
Mr. Jones Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,400
BIG TIME

AHHHHH
HAAAAA
HAAAAA

THE PLACE WHERE I COME FROM...

IM SMARTER THAN tHaT
DrafterX Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,534
Salisbury steak..?? Huh
frankj1 Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
X!!!
leave it be.
DrafterX Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,534
You can keep my things they've come to take me home... Mellow
Mr. Jones Offline
#8 Posted:
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Posts: 19,400
Yooooo,

All
Hong Kong hill side merch's and French FORIEGN legoinaires...

You
Know
What
To
Do...

Go to 15x7 ceiling tile and enact the MICRO FICHE sequence...

S.T.E.A.M.

DO IT....(stop)
NO IF AND OR BUTS....(stop)

BEEN
A
LONG
TIME
COMING...

YOU
REAP
WHAT
YOU
SOE...

IT'LL
BE MINISUCLE
BUT
SO
PROFICIENT AS TO A DIRECT STRIKE...
Vs. A modicum response to my abode intrusion...

Do your the best..

"Standing in a spooky house"
Kings of leon
Mr. Jones Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,400
You better learn to crawl...

Before I walk awaayyyyyy...
Mr. Jones Offline
#10 Posted:
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Posts: 19,400
Frank...

Only u can appreciate all the ineptitude...
Mr. Jones Offline
#11 Posted:
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Posts: 19,400
Gotta seriously L.O.V.E. a direct hit to
The international modicum of idiots...

Albeit so minor ....but so major...
Something they never thought of...
But were wide open ...too...

Love the weak points...
And strike them...
Speyside Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
Jonsey, are knees getting any better?
JadeRose Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525



Watcher of the skies watcher of all
His is a world alone no world is his own,
He whom life can no longer surprise,
Raising his eyes beholds a planet unknown.
Creatures shaped this planet's soil,
Now their reign has come to an end,
Has life again destroyed life,
Do they play elsewhere, do they know
More than their childhood games?
Maybe the lizard's shed its tail,
This is the end of man's long union with Earth.
Judge not this race by empty remains
Do you judge God by his creatures when they are dead?
For now, the lizard's shed it's tail
This is the end of man's long union with Earth.
From life alone to life as one,
Think not your journey's done
For though your ship be sturdy, no
Mercy has…




They're coming Jones. They're coming
Speyside Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
Saw a group of people forming
Round a figure lying down
And someone runs to make a phone call
And the man kneels on the ground
The man kneels on the ground
The man kneels on the ground
There's a tightening in my chest,
I know that I'm drawn in
Oh god let it not be, you
Don't leave us
Don't leave like this
Don't leave me here again
I'm not quitting on you
There's no one else
You're not quitting on us
No running out
The color in your shirt is darkening,
Against the paleness of your skin
I remember how you held the goldfish
Swimming around in a plastic bag
Swimming around in a plastic bag
You held it up so high
In the bright lights of the fair
It slipped and fell
We looked everywhere
Don't leave us (your eyes are bright, your blood is warm)
Don't leave like this (your heart is strong, you're holding on)
Don't leave me here again (I feel your pulse, I hold your hand)
I'm not quitting on you
There's no one else
You're not quitting on us
There's no way out
No way out
Don't leave us
Don't leave like this
Don't leave me here again (I feel your pulse, I hold your hand)
I'm not quitting on you
There's no one else
You're not quitting on us
No running away, no way out
DrafterX Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,534
Go ahead and hate your neighbor,
Go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of heaven,
You can justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowing,
Come the judgment day,
On the bloody morning after
One tin soldier rides away...
Mellow
Mr. Jones Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,400
George E. Ohr

The Mad Potter of BILOXI

FAMOUS QUOTES:

"And the potter said to the clay....
BE-WARE...and it was"
&
"Beware of Budweiser posting in the evening"

Buckwheat Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 04-15-2004
Posts: 12,251
A Jerusalem Boogie' to us, perhaps? fog
dstieger Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
Coming closer with our eyes, a distance falls around our bodies
Out in the garden, the moon seems very bright
Six saintly shrouded men move across the lawn slowly
The seventh walks in front with a cross held high in hand
And it's hey babe your supper's waiting for you
Hey my baby, don't you know our love is true?
Buckwheat Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 04-15-2004
Posts: 12,251
dstieger wrote:
Coming closer with our eyes, a distance falls around our bodies
Out in the garden, the moon seems very bright
Six saintly shrouded men move across the lawn slowly
The seventh walks in front with a cross held high in hand
And it's hey babe your supper's waiting for you
Hey my baby, don't you know our love is true?


One of my favorites! Applause
frankj1 Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
Mr. Jones wrote:


"And the potter said to the clay....
BE-WARE...and it was"



love it!
Old joke from grad school?
MojoFilter Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 07-11-2015
Posts: 124
Successful hills are here to stay
Everything must be this way
Gentle streets where people play
Welcome to the Soft Parade

All our lives we sweat and save
Building for a shallow grave
Must be something else we say
Somehow to defend this place
Everything must be this way
Everything must be this way, yeah

(No connection to P.G., just thought I'd post it......the Lizard King commanded me to....sorry)
Mr. Jones Offline
#22 Posted:
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Posts: 19,400
#20 frankeee

Nope...its documented history about George E. Ohr...
The Mad Potter from Biloxi...MISSISSIPPI

He was a carnival HUCKSTER of his wares, HAD A MASSIVE MUSTACHE .....tons of signs with banners and sayings ON HIS BOOTHS during his showings at county fairs and such...

A colorful character, and his pottery is worth
BIG BIG BUCKS...even cracked, broken, chipped and burnt they go for $3K TO $12K...EXCELLENT IMPORTANT EXAMPLES $25K TO $65++K
frankj1 Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
Mr. Jones wrote:
#20 frankeee

Nope...its documented history about George E. Ohr...
The Mad Potter from Biloxi...MISSISSIPPI

He was a carnival HUCKSTER of his wares, HAD A MASSIVE MUSTACHE .....tons of signs with banners and sayings ON HIS BOOTHS during his showings at county fairs and such...

A colorful character, and his pottery is worth
BIG BIG BUCKS...even cracked, broken, chipped and burnt they go for $3K TO $12K...EXCELLENT IMPORTANT EXAMPLES $25K TO $65++K

well, I did like the word play.
RMAN4443 Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
MojoFilter wrote:
Successful hills are here to stay
Everything must be this way
Gentle streets where people play
Welcome to the Soft Parade

All our lives we sweat and save
Building for a shallow grave
Must be something else we say
Somehow to defend this place
Everything must be this way
Everything must be this way, yeah

(No connection to P.G., just thought I'd post it......the Lizard King commanded me to....sorry)


When I was back there in seminary school
There was a person there
Who put forth the proposition
That you can petition the Lord with prayer
Petition the lord with prayer
Petition the lord with prayer
You cannot petition the lord with prayer!


(I understand) Anxious

https://youtu.be/yKYF8dyUB7k
Mr. Jones Offline
#25 Posted:
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Posts: 19,400
Yea^^^ he was a character!!
Google him...
Several books and articles about him...

Research his pottery frank, get to know his designs and styles...watch for them at yard sales, thrift stores, goodwill,
Antique stores, even in peoples trash who think his work is ugly and worth nothing...
A guy in New Jersey bought his entire garage full of pottery from his family for $300k or $65k back in the late 60's or 70's...I bet some pieces ended up all over the northeast U.S.

Educate yourself...and find a piece...you will have the LAST LAUGH AND $$$BIG MONEY!!!

His pieces are around and many people think a third grader made it or it is ugly and worthless...they are the stupid public that I prey on every day to eeeek out my loser below the poverty
Level existence...but boy...am I EVER ONE S.M.A.R.T. WELL
EDUCATED POOR F*K who has talented skill sets practically no one else does...

Why else would the U.S. GUBMENT SIC "GARY THE FAIRY"
(IDIOT SSG FIELD CHIEF DOUCHE BAG WITH A 3 CARAT EARING) ON MY SORRY AZZ and spend over $52 million in black budget money to murder me..."to look like an accidental or natural death"?
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