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Wild Man (mild man) Weekend!
frankj1 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
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It's baa-aack…

since 1991, a bunch of us have kissed our wives and children goodbye and headed north for a weekend in June.

This year's trip...Thursday golf at Quechee VT, check in at Killington VT where we will play Friday and Saturday, and Sunday we play our last round at Stow Acres in MA on the way home.

Heavy drinking with excellent dining and fine cigars is encouraged, but the last few years have been pretty tame compared to the first 20 years.

I'm bringing a bottle of Four Roses Small Batch for after dinner enjoyment, will help my buddy polish off a handle of Hendrick gin with tonic at the pool/sauna/steam between golf and dinner, rinse and repeat all weekend.

Oh sure, it's a recipe for a stroke, but we'll just deduct the strokes from our scores on the course. Win/win.


This year will include some unpredictable emotion, but I desperately need to decompress and it's happening at the right time.

May bring the ol' laptop with me, so I may be in touch...haven't decided yet.





JadeRose Offline
#2 Posted:
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Sounds like a good time. Enjoy, my friend.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#3 Posted:
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sounds like a great time... you should have a nice long list of people to revenge drunk call at this point, no?
frankj1 Offline
#4 Posted:
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thanks Jade.

I dunno Joel. Cell service is spotty on Mt Killington...but drunks can be clever.
RMAN4443 Offline
#5 Posted:
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Have a great time Frank...you'll be in my neck of the woods on your way up Rt. 89.....give a beep on the way by exit 5 and 6 Beer
Mr. Jones Offline
#6 Posted:
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Have fun...sounds like a cool time with old friends.

P.S.
Don't drive drunk...
And
Don't leave your food, water or drink unattended...
There are lots of azzholes out there preying on drunken' strangers.

Don't learn the hard way...
Speyside Offline
#7 Posted:
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Frank, have a great time!
Mrs. dpnewell Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 08-23-2014
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A bunch of New England Metrosexuals having a "Wild Man" weekend? Now I've heard everything.

In all seriousness, I hope you and your friends have a great time. Enjoy bud.

David
tailgater Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
2nd year in a row I was banned.

Or was I in the band?

I can never remember.

Which explains why I'm never invited.


MACS Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,593
Have a good time, brother... but be safe about it!
SteveS Offline
#11 Posted:
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best wishes for a great trip, Frank ... and don't worry too much about that "safe" stuff ... you can resume worrying about that next week ...
shaun341 Offline
#12 Posted:
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Sounds like a good time Frank! Enjoy and we expect some drunken updates.
Krazeehorse Offline
#13 Posted:
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Hope you have a great time and several stories that you can't relate here!
deadeyedick Offline
#14 Posted:
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Enjoy the hookers and slicers Brother!
RMAN4443 Offline
#15 Posted:
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deadeyedick wrote:
Enjoy the hookers and slicers Brother!

You going with Stormy Daniels and OJ? Anxious
Mr. Jones Offline
#16 Posted:
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Frank!!!

A good friend of mine near my cabin got drugged by the FBI-SSG about 5or 6 days ago....

He was out with his father (68)and they drugged him too!
Now his dad is having trouble with his sight!!

He is positive that it was DMT.

My buddy was in the hospital for 5 days straight..
JUST GOT OUT TODAY...
SOOOOO,
Today, as he was signing his release papers in the waiting room...2-3 FBI-SSG AGENTS WERE LOOKING RIGHT AT HIM AND LAUGHING...THEY SAID REAL LOUDLY..."WE ALMOST KILLED HIM ...THIS TIME..."
THAT tells me that they drugged him before and he got thru it...he weighs over three bills...

^^^ WHAT DOES THIS EXAMPLE TELL EVERYONE ON THIS BOARD??? IT SHOULD TELL YOU THAT THE FBI AND THE FBI-SSG DIVISION ARE MURDEROUS FELON SOCIOPATHIC SCUM BAGS...THEY ARE LAWDOG CRIMINALS WHO DRUG, ROB AND MURDER AT WILL WITH NO REPERCUSSIONS WHATSOEVER...THEY ACTUALLY LAUGH AND JOKE ABOUT IT WITHIN EAR SHOT OF THEIR INTENDED VICTIMS.

NEVER LEAVE YOUR FOOD, WATER OR DRINKS UNATTENDED....ANYWHERE AT ANYTIME...
frankj1 Offline
#17 Posted:
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Mr. Jones wrote:
Frank!!!

A good friend of mine near my cabin got drugged by the FBI-SSG about 5or 6 days ago....

He was out with his father (68)and they drugged him too!
Now his dad is having trouble with his sight!!

He is positive that it was DMT.

My buddy was in the hospital for 5 days straight..
JUST GOT OUT TODAY...
SOOOOO,
Today, as he was signing his release papers in the waiting room...2-3 FBI-SSG AGENTS WERE LOOKING RIGHT AT HIM AND LAUGHING...THEY SAID REAL LOUDLY..."WE ALMOST KILLED HIM ...THIS TIME..."
THAT tells me that they drugged him before and he got thru it...he weighs over three bills...

^^^ WHAT DOES THIS EXAMPLE TELL EVERYONE ON THIS BOARD??? IT SHOULD TELL YOU THAT THE FBI AND THE FBI-SSG DIVISION ARE MURDEROUS FELON SOCIOPATHIC SCUM BAGS...THEY ARE LAWDOG CRIMINALS WHO DRUG, ROB AND MURDER AT WILL WITH NO REPERCUSSIONS WHATSOEVER...THEY ACTUALLY LAUGH AND JOKE ABOUT IT WITHIN EAR SHOT OF THEIR INTENDED VICTIMS.

NEVER LEAVE YOUR FOOD, WATER OR DRINKS UNATTENDED....ANYWHERE AT ANYTIME...

maybe I shouldn't go.
Whistlebritches Offline
#18 Posted:
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Frank you left out the sword fights in the shower..........now we both know it wouldn't be wild man weekend without sword fights in the shower.
frankj1 Offline
#19 Posted:
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Frank you left out the sword fights in the shower..........now we both know it wouldn't be wild man weekend without sword fights in the shower.

well, I do have an unfair advantage.
frankj1 Offline
#20 Posted:
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tailgater wrote:
2nd year in a row I was banned.

Or was I in the band?

I can never remember.

Which explains why I'm never invited.



I blame Jack the attorney.

Hey, aren't you in the middle of graduation stuff all over the place?
Whistlebritches Offline
#21 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
well, I do have an unfair advantage.


Your Delta Tau Chi name from this day forward is Juan Hung Lo
tailgater Offline
#22 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
I blame Jack the attorney.

Hey, aren't you in the middle of graduation stuff all over the place?


All over now.
Good times.

And it's always the blood sucking lawyers fault.

frankj1 Offline
#23 Posted:
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Your Delta Tau Chi name from this day forward is Juan Hung Lo

good. I was getting looks when I said I was Sum Dum Gye
Gene363 Offline
#24 Posted:
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Enjoy!
deadeyedick Offline
#25 Posted:
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I thought he was more into Some Young Guy
frankj1 Offline
#26 Posted:
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I blame myself for leaving the door open for you...
Whistlebritches Offline
#27 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
I blame myself for leaving the back door open for you...



I think it was intentional
frankj1 Offline
#28 Posted:
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Whistlebritches wrote:
I think it was intentional

you have such a sick, twisted mind...

I love that about ya.

heading to bed soon. Hitting the road for Vermont early.

Catch y'all Sunday night.

Ron, you lock up.
Mr. Jones Offline
#29 Posted:
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Frank ...Are you in jail yet? 😱😵🐑🐷🔠🔢🔣

OR JUST PACKING?
Whistlebritches Offline
#30 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
you have such a sick, twisted mind...

I love that about ya.

heading to bed soon. Hitting the road for Vermont early.

Catch y'all Sunday night.

Ron, you lock up.


Will do...........and remember the tip of a reused condom can be weakened to the point where it breaks off and gets stuck In the anus.
A reused condom doesn't inject as easily or as cleanly as a new one and can cause pain, bleeding, and bruising.
Studies have shown that there's a link between condom reuse and the appearance of lumps of fatty tissue that can form around the entrance point.
There are photographs showing the type of damage caused by reused condoms.......I'll spare you,but only this time.
Remember Frank........one time use only.
Mr. Jones Offline
#31 Posted:
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Frank's entire crew is in the KILLINGTON, VT. SLAMMER
SLEEPING OFF A BAR ROOM BRAWL CONVICTION.
DrafterX Offline
#32 Posted:
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A ballroom blitz..?? Huh
RMAN4443 Offline
#33 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
A ballroom blitz..?? Huh

SWEET!!!Anxious
shaun341 Offline
#34 Posted:
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Did Frank get sucked into the Great NE Triangle and if so does that mean spending eternity chasing small white balls with dimples and goldish beverages that the origination of is questionable?
frankj1 Offline
#35 Posted:
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Will do...........and remember the tip of a reused condom can be weakened to the point where it breaks off and gets stuck In the anus.
A reused condom doesn't inject as easily or as cleanly as a new one and can cause pain, bleeding, and bruising.
Studies have shown that there's a link between condom reuse and the appearance of lumps of fatty tissue that can form around the entrance point.
There are photographs showing the type of damage caused by reused condoms.......I'll spare you,but only this time.
Remember Frank........one time use only.

your expertise is noted...but I thought you said you went for a colonoscopy?
frankj1 Offline
#36 Posted:
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shaun341 wrote:
Did Frank get sucked into the Great NE Triangle and if so does that mean spending eternity chasing small white balls with dimples and goldish beverages that the origination of is questionable?

I'm back!

Had a good time, but played sparingly Thursday and Friday in an attempt to minimize some awful back spasms that started the day before we left. Was hoping they'd pass in time for our Saturday Scramble...

Played most of the scramble, 3 man teams, had to use five drives per man. We finished out of the money, but our tournament is always a blast.


Didn't swing the club once today but did ride the course. But as of this moment still having spasms off and on. Eventually tehy will stop, and I already had planned to not work tomorrow, so rest and stuff should help more than carousing with the guys.



delta1 Offline
#37 Posted:
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Hope you don't pay too stiff a price for your weekend of fun...
MACS Offline
#38 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
your expertise is noted...but I thought you said you went for a colonoscopy?


Wife just took her prep drink for tomorrow's colonoscopy. I told her I was gonna Bill Cosby her ass when we got home... she told me to shut up.
frankj1 Offline
#39 Posted:
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saw what you did there, Al.


Shawn, that's so funny. But remember, I am immature and inappropriate.
MACS Offline
#40 Posted:
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We're men, Frank... we sh*t with the door open, we talk about p*ssy, and we make our own beef jerkey. That's what we do.

Did we just become best friends?
frankj1 Offline
#41 Posted:
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awesome!
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