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Skip R. Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 01-09-2013
Posts: 3
Was able to get Cubans directly flown in from Havana. One box of Cohiba esplandidos, and one box of Joyo torpedos. ALL of each so far (attempted about 16) are impossible to draw, and when you suck hard enough to get anything out of them, they are lousy. I'm done with Cubans.
ZRX1200 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,476
What if I put a band on my tallywacker?
ZRX1200 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,476
How did you get them flown directly from there? I'm really excited for this story.
SRH1 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 12-16-2009
Posts: 1,943
ZRX1200 wrote:
How did you get them flown directly from there? I'm really excited for this story.


Ought to be a goodun!

Joyo’s??
rfenst Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 39,100
Fakes!
Whistlebritches Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,127
ZRX1200 wrote:
What if I put a band on my tallywacker?


Great minds think alike.........sick ones too
Whistlebritches Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,127
Skip R. wrote:
Was able to get Cubans directly flown in from Havana. One box of Cohiba esplandidos, and one box of Joyo torpedos. ALL of each so far (attempted about 16) are impossible to draw, and when you suck hard enough to get anything out of them, they are lousy. I'm done with Cubans.


1.Did they come in a glass top box?

2.Joyos???

3.Are you entertaining the band on the tallywhacker thing?If you like thick ring gauges I'm your guy.If you like panatellas.......ZRX is your man.
RMAN4443 Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
Whistlebritches wrote:
1.Did they come in a glass top box?

2.Joyos???

3.Are you entertaining the band on the tallywhacker thing?If you like thick ring gauges I'm your guy.If you like panatellas.......ZRX is your man.

You guys are gonna look kinda funny after he sucks so hard your heads cave in....Anxious
deadeyedick Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 03-13-2003
Posts: 16,957
Sounds like GENUWINE all right🤡
ZRX1200 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,476
Now I'm REALLY wondering.
csgamecock Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 05-08-2012
Posts: 2,447
ZRX1200 wrote:
What if I put a band on my tallywacker?


Now I'm questioning going to Vegas to meet up with you guys whip Not talking
DrMaddVibe Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,301
ZRX1200 wrote:
Now I'm REALLY wondering.



What if they're real...and you missed out on a camping buddy?
KingoftheCove Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 7,600
Five and one- half years, and NOW you finally write?
We've been worried sick about you.
So sad to hear your lamentations about no matter how hard you suck on Cubans, they taste terrible.
Maybe a PM to JadeRose is in order.
He knows where the cleaner Cubans hang out.

Frankie Tripod
Whistlebritches Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,127
csgamecock wrote:
Now I'm questioning going to Vegas to meet up with you guys whip Not talking


If you're secure in your manhood........well you'll probably be safe.
corey sellers Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,338
I wonder if he can sick a watermelon though a water hose

Sorry just asking
corey sellers Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,338
Dam autocorrect suck suck suck suck suck
frankj1 Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
KingoftheCove wrote:
Five and one- half years, and NOW you finally write?
We've been worried sick about you.
So sad to hear your lamentations about no matter how hard you suck on Cubans, they taste terrible.
Maybe a PM to JadeRose is in order.
He knows where the cleaner Cubans hang out.

Frankie Tripod

Frankie Tripod?
Sounds like a man's man to me.
jjanecka Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
Why do all the newbs go for esplendido? Is that the only Cohiba that people know about?
bgz Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
I hear if you want to suck on real cubans, Miami is the place to start.

If you're not into the sizes Whistlebritches mentioned, then Frankie Tripod may be your speed, he offers up a double digger.
tonygraz Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,175
I think Skip R or skipper has skipped out - sick already ?
ZRX1200 Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,476
Then I did my job weeding out the weak.
deadeyedick Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 03-13-2003
Posts: 16,957
ZRX1200 wrote:
Then I did my job weeding out the weak.


Who said Z is good for nuttin' ?Speak to the hand
delta1 Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
heard abuncha dudes said they were disappointed in their camping events with Z...no one nutted, 'cept Z...
bgz Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
How would they know though? Heard Z preps 'em with ludes.
Whistlebritches Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,127
delta1 wrote:
heard abuncha dudes said they were disappointed in their camping events with Z...no one nutted, 'cept Z...


True........but he gives fantastic reacharound
frankj1 Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
bgz wrote:
I hear if you want to suck on real cubans, Miami is the place to start.

If you're not into the sizes Whistlebritches mentioned, then Frankie Tripod may be your speed, he offers up a double digger.

he won't know if I'm comin' or goin'
RMAN4443 Offline
#27 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
bgz wrote:
How would they know though? Heard Z preps 'em with ludes.

Yeah, maybe, but not the good ones....
corey sellers Offline
#28 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,338
Heard he uses snickers bars
RMAN4443 Offline
#29 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
corey sellers wrote:
Heard he uses snickers bars

I heard it was Almond Joy,......Because sometimes he feels like a "nut" Anxious
troiano Offline
#30 Posted:
Joined: 07-12-2006
Posts: 2
Sorry, what you got are not Cubans.
Ps. It's Hoya.
Cuban cigars Never come in glass box,s or plastic wrapers.
hnixon12 Offline
#31 Posted:
Joined: 04-20-2009
Posts: 2,873
Skip R. wrote:
Was able to get Cubans directly flown in from Havana. One box of Cohiba esplandidos, and one box of Joyo torpedos. ALL of each so far (attempted about 16) are impossible to draw, and when you suck hard enough to get anything out of them, they are lousy. I'm done with Cubans.


directly flown in from Havana? .....um maybe there is a town called Havana somewhere in the US...lol sorry stuck on the flown in part ....since Jamie didnt ask, do you like camping?
hnixon12 Offline
#32 Posted:
Joined: 04-20-2009
Posts: 2,873
jjanecka wrote:
Why do all the newbs go for esplendido? Is that the only Cohiba that people know about?

and tre $$$$ too
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