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Letters from the second civil war...
victor809 Offline
#51 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Ok... This one is hilariously subtle...

@chesterbadger3

@infowars Родина рассчитывает на вас, дорогие товарищи лучше красного, чем мертвого #secondcivilwarletters
bgz Offline
#52 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
@bgz

My Dear Friends,

Our battalion got trapped at a donut shop today because we were famished trying to find an unoccupied Starbucks. We are all ok for now, because the local hipsters only eat tofu and drink Starbucks, but I did manage to get trapped in random tweet about blood drenched yoga pants... and that's how victor killed my time today... f***in guy.

#secondcivilwarletters

cacman Offline
#53 Posted:
Joined: 07-03-2010
Posts: 12,216
frankj1 wrote:
Carl, this is funny as hell.
the posters even have the writing style of the time down pat.

It's not about Victor.

Who said this was about Vicki?

But since this is apparently the new Vicki CBid Twitter thread, and a renowned source of news apart from the Russian influenced and fake news on Facebook.Offered is more fodder to assault.


#AmericansFirst #WalkAway
‏ @dawnzoc
Jun 24
Replying to @HotlineJosh

Do you find this surprising? American children are homeless on the street in San Francisco Los Angeles Orange County Ca. Miami, etc. I could go on & on, but their congressional rep's are on TV crying for illegal's!! Why don't the dem's try helping American kids?
cacman Offline
#54 Posted:
Joined: 07-03-2010
Posts: 12,216
Out of 54 posts, only 13 (including this one) are from different members (less than 25%)

Some love to hear themselves preach.

Carry on…
bgz Offline
#55 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Damn, cacman wasted time counting victors posts and didn't even read em, lmfao.

Someone get this man a clicker, he needs to change the internets channel.

Seriously though, you should go read this sh1t on twitter, funny af.
victor809 Offline
#56 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Something tells me cacman doesn't quite understand the point of this...

victor809 Offline
#57 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Of course... To be fair, if I had to make a list of things cacman does understand... It would be empty.

Except sickle cell... He totes understands sickle cell
Mrs. dpnewell Offline
#58 Posted:
Joined: 08-23-2014
Posts: 1,373
Yes, a 2nd Civil War would be so humorous. Cities and infrastructure destroyed and hundreds of thousands of Americans dead at the hands of their fellow Americans. Hilarious. I don't think many on either side who advocate such, has any clue of the death and destruction that would follow.

At the first Battle of Bull Run, folks showed up with picnic baskets to party and watch the "festivities". Let's just say they had a rude awakening of what war is really all about.

Though there would be about 5 seconds of humor, when the masked Antifa folk showed up with their bike locks and bags of urine and feces.

David
tailgater Offline
#59 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
Some funny posts.
But more than half are not worth the effort to C&P.

This is like when Guns and Roses released Use Your Illusion 1 and 2.
Two double albums released simultaneously.
Had they release one single album worth of music it could have been a great album.
Instead, it signaled the beginning of the end.

With luck, history will repeat itself...




Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#60 Posted:
Joined: 11-02-2006
Posts: 121,359
@Thunder.Gerbil

The battle for Vickysburg is waning on. The 809th Rainbow Grenadiers, while vastly outnumbered, seem to be dispatching the 420th Colorado Mountain Brigade with relative ease, Even the New England 76th Armchair QBs coming to the 420th's aid is of no avail. It is a slaughter of which we have not seen the likes of since W.T. Sherman's march to the sea.
bgz Offline
#61 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Well, today is the day...

#SecondCivilWar

Not as funny as yesterday... but there's some gems in there if you dig for a bit.
HuckFinn Offline
#62 Posted:
Joined: 07-10-2017
Posts: 2,044
victor809 wrote:
Ok... This one is hilariously subtle...

@chesterbadger3

@infowars Родина рассчитывает на вас, дорогие товарищи лучше красного, чем мертвого #secondcivilwarletters


Translation: Homeland counts on you, dear comrades are better red than dead
HuckFinn Offline
#63 Posted:
Joined: 07-10-2017
Posts: 2,044
cacman wrote:
Out of 54 posts, only 13 (including this one) are from different members (less than 25%)

Do you find this surprising? American children are homeless on the street in San Francisco Los Angeles Orange County Ca. Miami, etc. I could go on & on, but their congressional rep's are on TV crying for illegal's!! Why don't the dem's try helping American kids?


Some love to hear themselves preach.

Carry on…


You're the one preaching
tailgater Offline
#64 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
HuckFinn wrote:
You're the one preaching


It's cute when you defend victor.
Love
HuckFinn Offline
#65 Posted:
Joined: 07-10-2017
Posts: 2,044
tailgater wrote:
It's cute when you defend victor.
Love

Jealous?
Hey, I'd defend you too if you said something I thought was irreproachible.

Still rooting for you.
victor809 Offline
#66 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
@Thunder.Gerbil

The battle for Vickysburg is waning on. The 809th Rainbow Grenadiers, while vastly outnumbered, seem to be dispatching the 420th Colorado Mountain Brigade with relative ease, Even the New England 76th Armchair QBs coming to the 420th's aid is of no avail. It is a slaughter of which we have not seen the likes of since W.T. Sherman's march to the sea.


The 809th Rainbow Grenadiers glitter cannons are quite powerful. The Colorado Mountain Brigade had no chance.
victor809 Offline
#67 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Mrs. dpnewell wrote:
Yes, a 2nd Civil War would be so humorous. Cities and infrastructure destroyed and hundreds of thousands of Americans dead at the hands of their fellow Americans. Hilarious. I don't think many on either side who advocate such, has any clue of the death and destruction that would follow.

At the first Battle of Bull Run, folks showed up with picnic baskets to party and watch the "festivities". Let's just say they had a rude awakening of what war is really all about.

Though there would be about 5 seconds of humor, when the masked Antifa folk showed up with their bike locks and bags of urine and feces.

David


I think you missed the humor.

That right wing pundit Alex Jones was saying that the libs were apparently planning a second civil war for today. He literally believed it (in the same way people believe aliens are running around, or that the clintons are running a pedo ring in a pizza parlor, or that beer bellies are sexy).... The humor is in mocking the moron who is convinced this was going to happen today.

If you go and read tweets with that hashtag, they're all written with a sense of humor. No one is talking about violence (well, except the right wingers who decide to write their own, and they write something very similar to what your wrote above... "hey we'll kill all the libbies!")....
RMAN4443 Offline
#68 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
victor809 wrote:
I think you missed the humor.

That right wing pundit Alex Jones was saying that the libs were apparently planning a second civil war for today. He literally believed it (in the same way people believe aliens are running around, or that the clintons are running a pedo ring in a pizza parlor, or that beer bellies are sexy).... The humor is in mocking the moron who is convinced this was going to happen today.

If you go and read tweets with that hashtag, they're all written with a sense of humor. No one is talking about violence (well, except the right wingers who decide to write their own, and they write something very similar to what your wrote above... "hey we'll kill all the libbies!")....

you mean beer bellies aren't sexy???...mine is,er,I mean I heard they were Anxious
delta1 Offline
#69 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,753
@MAGACivilWarVet


My Dearest Love,
This conflict appears to be more difficult than we imagined when we pilfered and kenneled all those dark-skinned runny nosed heathen runts. The Blue Hats do not wage war in a gentlemanly fashion. Why, they remove their coats and hats, and seek to conceal themselves before firing their weapons, a travesty against the Holy laws of war. Blessedly, our 50 round semi automatic rifles with scopes are superior to their revolvers and six round shotguns. We fired nearly 100,000 rounds today and our spotters believe we hit two of the sons of hound-dogs. Please send some more potato salad as our regiment requires nourishment before battle.

PS: please wire an urgent message to the NRA...it is essential to our cause to procure more bullets.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#70 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
victor809 wrote:
I think you missed the humor.

That right wing pundit Alex Jones was saying that the libs were apparently planning a second civil war for today. He literally believed it (in the same way people believe aliens are running around, or that the clintons are running a pedo ring in a pizza parlor, or that beer bellies are sexy).... The humor is in mocking the moron who is convinced this was going to happen today.

If you go and read tweets with that hashtag, they're all written with a sense of humor. No one is talking about violence (well, except the right wingers who decide to write their own, and they write something very similar to what your wrote above... "hey we'll kill all the libbies!")....


I don't think anyone familiar with Alex Jone's body of work would consider him "right wing"... he is a man on no wing... he is an unhinged conspiracy theorist...

That said, i didn't find the vast majority of the tweets to be particularly creative but this one was good:

"I suggest we build a wall out of Hillary's emails since they can't get over them." - @fballjones
frankj1 Offline
#71 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
@Thunder.Gerbil

The battle for Vickysburg is waning on. The 809th Rainbow Grenadiers, while vastly outnumbered, seem to be dispatching the 420th Colorado Mountain Brigade with relative ease, Even the New England 76th Armchair QBs coming to the 420th's aid is of no avail. It is a slaughter of which we have not seen the likes of since W.T. Sherman's march to the sea.

not satisfied with destroying current posters, you went after jetblasted too.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#72 Posted:
Joined: 11-02-2006
Posts: 121,359
frankj1 wrote:
not satisfied with destroying current posters, you went after jetblasted too.

No. I like Derrek, I was actually agreeing with him about the destruction of that campaign, right or wrong.



frankj1 Offline
#73 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
Derek is very interesting and I've loved his passion and research about all things South.
Speyside Offline
#74 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
Dear Ma,

The Wisconsin red hats brigade is trying to build a wall on their southern border. Unfortunatly at first they were successful. They were using cheese head hats as building material. But our raiders, the Chicago sanctuary militia pulled off a clever ruse. They were able to go behind enemy lines, cook Johnsonville brats, and open miller beer. The read hats thought it was a 4th of July party and quickly forgot about their wall. Oddly they kept asking for sauerkraut, do you know what this is ? The care package of aged gouda and Oregon Pinot Noir was greatly appreciated.

Your loving son
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