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Ewok126 Offline
#1 Posted:
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Good thing it was not my booger picking or stogie holding finger! Stay Safe every one. Herfing
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DrMaddVibe Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
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WTF did you do????
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2016
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That is fantastic...well not if it is your actual finger...ha
victor809 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
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And now ewok types slower.

This is why we don't stick cigar cutters in our butts ewok....
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#5 Posted:
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
WTF did you do????


Installed a new copy of photoshop.
ZRX1200 Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,476
#SHOCKER
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#7 Posted:
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lol.
Ewok126 Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
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Word of advice, Don't ever reach for the last biscuit at the table if the wife is still eating and holding a knife.

(Dreaming about the parts of me I miss the most.)
Ewok126 Offline
#9 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
And now ewok types slower.

This is why we don't stick cigar cutters in our butts ewok....



Naw, If it was my cigar cutter that is in my butt, It would have been my booger picking finger. I do have to check it for sharpness from time to time but to do that. I just pre-cut cigars that I am mailing out. Anxious
Ewok126 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
Installed a new copy of photoshop.



What is photoshop, Is that like Wolf Camera where you buy film and stuff?
Ewok126 Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
DrMaddVibe wrote:
WTF did you do????



Well, It all started with "Here, hold my beer and watch this chit"Gonz
jeferris Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 07-27-2012
Posts: 1,236
Be careful how you spell careful too...
Musta been the pain meds.
DrafterX Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,508
It'll grow back... Mellow
Chewbacca Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 04-04-2018
Posts: 33
Further proof Ewok's are not the smartest creatures alive.


Chewy
bgz Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Careful, you're going to look like my jr. high school wood shop teacher...

His name was Mr. Stoner.
Ewok126 Offline
#16 Posted:
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Posts: 4,356
bgz wrote:
Careful, you're going to look like my jr. high school wood shop teacher...

His name was Mr. Stoner.



Mr Stoner.... That brings some questions to the table uhh... As for me looking like him, that might be an improvement! fog
bgz Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Ewok126 wrote:
Mr Stoner.... That brings some questions to the table uhh... As for me looking like him, that might be an improvement! fog


Seriously though, the dude only had like 2 or 3 full fingers.
Ewok126 Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
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Poor guy didn't have enough to scratch his own ass.

I had an auto body shop teacher that had is Birdie finger taken off by a fan blade on a car. All us kids would intentionally piss him off so he would flip us the nub. Instead of calling it the bird we called it the parakeet. Looked funny as all get out and of course we got a huge kick out of it. He was a great teacher and I miss the old goat.

I remember once we all got the parakeet. He was working on an engine that was idling rough and would stall it was just a simple matter of the timing had jumped but he didn't know that at the time. He was pouring ether in the carburetor to keep it running while revving the engine manually leaning over the engine. The engine backfired through the carburetor while his face was all but over the top of it. Damn near blew the eye brows off his forehead and his ears was ringing like crazy. We was laughing our asses off. He give us all the parakeet while saying "Damn little bastids laughing at me and I cant even hear"
99cobra2881 Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 11-19-2013
Posts: 2,472
^lol!!!^
btpcm Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 07-03-2018
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
Installed a new copy of photoshop.

And here I was, expecting to see someone make a joke about the proper way to use a guillotine cutter.

Now I'll have to look for posts about how to run a lathe using only 9 fingers.

(From a career carpenter who still has all 10 -- but just about the same number of very close calls!)
Ewok126 Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
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Oh man,

If we counting close calls I need to go get all the neighbors and have em all take off their shoes so I'll have enough toes to count.

Lets see, there was this fat girl I almost married that I never met.

This one time I woke up with a goat trying to get in my bed.

Then there was this time I almost picked up a girl at the gym and come to find out it was just Victor waiting on a towel. That was a bad one d'oh!
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