Sounds painful...
Reminds me of a joke:
White dude was in the locker room with and his black buddy who was wandering around with his giant d*ck.
White dude says, how the hell you get your d*ck that big?
Black dude says, I'll hook you up, you're cool. See, it's a technique that's been passed down for generations from black men to their sons... when you're having sex, it's all in the technique...
He says, you push it in real fast, then you pull it out real slow, and if over time, that thing will start to grow.
So the white dude goes home to his wife, starts pounding away using his new found technique.
After they're done, he asks his wife, so how was it?
She says, it was fine, but I'm just wondering why you're f*cking like a black guy :D