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DrafterX Offline
#51 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,508
Just the tip ehh..?? Mellow
HuckFinn Offline
#52 Posted:
Joined: 07-10-2017
Posts: 2,044
DrafterX wrote:
Just the tip ehh..?? Mellow

Dude! Sounds like you're typing with your only free hand!
Speyside Offline
#53 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
You really shouldn't pick on Drafter. He does the best he can. It isn't much. Non the less it's the best he can. He tries to form coherent arguments, but is usually limited to questionable comedy and deflection because he can't or won't answer direct questions.
DrafterX Offline
#54 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,508
We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

Mellow
HuckFinn Offline
#55 Posted:
Joined: 07-10-2017
Posts: 2,044
DrafterX wrote:
We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

Mellow

...brings a tear to my eye..Sad
frankj1 Offline
#56 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
DrafterX wrote:
We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

Mellow

so many times and yet I can never place it...

ya gotta bail me out and tell me where this is from...please.
RMAN4443 Offline
#57 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
frankj1 wrote:
so many times and yet I can never place it...

ya gotta bail me out and tell me where this is from...please.

https://youtu.be/5Rzao52ndNA

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