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Two Giulianis?
dstieger Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
I only just now figured out there must be more than one.

I never really knew much about the guy, but I had been perplexed the last few months about the guy that keeps popping up on TV to 'defend' Trump. Seemed impossible that a former lawyer, US attorney, NY MAYOR?, successful businessman could possibly be the same guy that says so much stupid **** on TV all the time. I must have confused the Trump Rudy guy with the one who was smart enough to do that successful stuff in the past.
ZRX1200 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,476
It's takes Rudy a couple shots before he figures out what way he feels about things, very self serving that way.
RMAN4443 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
I always thought Giuliani looked a lot like Simon Bar Sinister, Underdog's nemesis …

https://youtu.be/JdN-fu1nrWE

coinky dink?
dstieger Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
hadn't made the connection.....but I gotta admit....in fact, he even sounds like him
https://youtu.be/lPimi4Mjdr8?t=98
Mr. Jones Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
#3 & #4 ^^^^

++1

Simon bar sinister...I have several Pepsi glasses from the 70's with him on the sides..,

Pepsi and burger king or McDonald's and coke ,
should make new 2018 collectable glasses...

Comparing a real guy with a cartoon character...
One on each side of one glass...

Glass#1 Simon bar sinister & gulllianni
Glass #2 Mr. Magoo & Jeff sessions
Glass #3 the grimmace & Rosie O'donnell
Glass#4 the Hamburglar & TRUMP...

GLASS#5?#6?#7?#8?#9?#10?
JadeRose Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
Rudy used to be worthy of respect. Now he's turned into a gibbering idiot that should just be enjoying a nice pudding cup somewhere.
dstieger Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
Mr. Jones wrote:
#3 & #4 ^^^^

++1

Simon bar sinister...I have several Pepsi glasses from the 70's with him on the sides..,

Pepsi and burger king or McDonald's and coke ,
should make new 2018 collectable glasses...

Comparing a real guy with a cartoon character...
One on each side of one glass...

Glass#1 Simon bar sinister & gulllianni
Glass #2 Mr. Magoo & Jeff sessions
Glass #3 the grimmace & Rosie O'donnell
Glass#4 the Hamburglar & TRUMP...

GLASS#5?#6?#7?#8?#9?#10?


According to Trump, you can put Rod Rosenstein and Mr. Peepers on Glass 5

Maybe #6 has Melania and Jessica Rabbit?

#7 Steve Bannon and Captain Kangaroo?
#8 John Bolton and the Lorax?
delta1 Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
lol...I'd keep #6...


Giuliani had a reputation as a top notch prosecutor, ironically at the same office that is now prosecuting Trump's former personal attorney, Michael Cohen. While there, he successfully brought cases against La Cosa Nostra and corrupt financiers.
Mr. Jones Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
#7 dstieger
++1
awesome combos

I personally enjoy #8...after staring down john Bolton in the Hershey , PA TROEGS brewery parking lot in July 2013 after my ex-wife's breast cancer surgery...

I can tell you straight out...

Definitively!! Totally...

Staring into John bolton's real eyes is like looking into the abyss...it's not Satan...it is total evil beyond compare.
Take my word.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,301
One is America's Mayor and the other likes to dress in women's clothes???
teedubbya Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
He does sort of look like Eleanor Roosevelt
frankj1 Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
one loooooved Cohen.
One haaaates Cohen
HuckFinn Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 07-10-2017
Posts: 2,044
He was tough and effective when he was mayor of NYC. Was the first time in a long time a Republican was elected mayor here. He cleaned up Broadway I remember. The hookers had to move crosstown (Im told)...Beat up the mob pretty good. Street crime was out of control when he took office. Instituted that 'broken window policy' which i hated at the time, but have to admit, worked. NYC was transformed in to a low crime city. I thought the always-friendly and flamboyantly dressed hookers gave the tourists a bigger bang for their buck, but....
bang, get it...?
The guy was smart, almost- eloquent and effective. Maybe sober too, I dunno.

He's unrecognizable to me now. Burnt out or something. A junk yard dog. Pathetic.
HuckFinn Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 07-10-2017
Posts: 2,044
#2 Sessions could also be Alfred E. Neuman
dstieger Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
Today's Washington Post:

“‘Trump thinks he’s saying too much,’ one Republican close to the White House told me. Another Trumpworld figure elucidated: ‘Trump likes that Rudy is a fighter. He knows there’s a give and take. The give is Rudy is going to fight for him. The take is that you’re going to get some crazy, too.’ The crazy on show in the last few days has given ammunition to his West Wing critics. Two of his most vocal detractors are Chief of Staff John Kelly and White House counsel Don McGahn. ‘Kelly [has] been trying to get rid of Rudy for two months,’ one outside adviser to the White House told me. ‘And Don McGahn hates Rudy with intensity of 1,000 burning suns.’”
DrMaddVibe Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,301
HuckFinn wrote:
#2 Sessions could also be Alfred E. Neuman



Granny Clampett all damned day.

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/847303647377498112/hsBDbE5L.jpg


FIRE HIS WORTHLESS ASS!
Mr. Jones Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
That Gulliani is one...

CLUELESS F*K !!!

I THINK HE FORGOT EVERYTHING HE LEARNED IN LAWSCHOOL....

Like keep your trap shut when you don't have anything
Smart or helpful to your client.

He forgets what he's talking about....
ALWAYS IN MID-SENTENCE...
LIKE ALL FOSSIL'S DO....
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