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CAO Brazilia : King of All Cigars?
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Pudding Mittens Offline
#101 Posted: Thu, Mar 8 2018, 7:43 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Maybe those Brazilia need to be paired with ripple.


It's a combination of the Brazilia and Ripple... I call it "Brazipple"!

Oh no! Lamont, it's the big one! Elizabeth, I'm coming to see you!
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GhettoNigFabulous Offline
#102 Posted: Thu, Mar 8 2018, 8:49 PM EST
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KingoftheCove wrote:
Applause
gaddam GNF......this post is just GOLD!!

The style, the grammar, the quality trolling.............just awesome!

Early nomination 2018 CBid Forum HoF .......

Good stuff.........so good in fact...........I may buy a friggin CAO Brazilia and smoke it ROTT!!!



What can I say? Its an honor... I humbly accept your nomination.


Enjoy that Brazilia for me Angel
frankj1 Offline
#103 Posted: Thu, Mar 8 2018, 9:34 PM EST
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Pudding Mittens wrote:
It's a combination of the Brazilia and Ripple... I call it "Brazipple"!

Oh no! Lamont, it's the big one! Elizabeth, I'm coming to see you!
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Champipple!
tonygraz Offline
#104 Posted: Tue, Aug 7 2018, 8:56 AM EST
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Just read on the Gurkha site the other day that their Maharaja cigar is the king of all cigars. GNF, buy one or more and let us know if this is true.
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#105 Posted: Tue, Aug 7 2018, 10:07 AM EST
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Sooooo???

I get kicked off for saying f**k all the time...

AND THIS JOKER ( THE O.P. )

"GHETTONIGFABULOUS" doesn't get banned???

What a double standard of CRAP.
Pudding Mittens Offline
#106 Posted: Tue, Aug 7 2018, 10:23 AM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
I get kicked off for saying f**k all the time...


That's the King Of All Curse Words, you know...

Also, I found out where our friend got his avatar image, from here:

http://www.demotivation.us/media/demotivators/demotivation.us_I-DONT-DRINK-TO-FORGET-I-what-was-I-saying_136775945790.jpg
GhettoNigFabulous Offline
#107 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2018, 4:26 PM EST
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How expensive are those Gurkhas tonygraz?
bgz Offline
#108 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2018, 4:56 PM EST
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MSRP about $24.99 per stick, cbid price, about a buck fifty.
tamapatom Offline
#109 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2018, 5:13 PM EST
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What is the Queen of all cigars?
tonygraz Offline
#110 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2018, 5:45 PM EST
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MSRP $ 2,000 per cigar.
tonygraz Offline
#111 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2018, 5:48 PM EST
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tamapatom wrote:
What is the Queen of all cigars?


Casino Gold Queen ?
GhettoNigFabulous Offline
#112 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2018, 5:53 PM EST
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1.50 I can do.. might have to pick up a fiver
GhettoNigFabulous Offline
#113 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2018, 10:33 PM EST
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Quote:
“What is the Queen of all cigars?


The way I see it the Queen of All Cigars would be something like the standard Punch cigars. The Queen is something you can always rely on to be smooth, soft and give you satisfaction. Not always the hottest gal in the room but something you can always count on to be a good time and smoke.. Never fickle or flakey like a hoe
Cathcam13 Offline
#114 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2018, 10:59 PM EST
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So, more like your favorite squeeze? Hmm, interesting thoughts. So like a Punch Rare Corojo, perhaps?
bgz Offline
#115 Posted: Thu, Aug 9 2018, 5:38 PM EST
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Getting cigar advice from GNF is like getting surgical advice from a butcher.
KingoftheCove Offline
#116 Posted: Fri, Aug 10 2018, 12:09 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
Getting cigar advice from GNF is like getting surgical advice from a butcher.

Well, in da olden days, the butcher WAS the surgeon.
Maybe GNF is a cigar throwback.
frankj1 Offline
#117 Posted: Fri, Aug 10 2018, 12:43 PM EST
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I thought the barber was the surgeon...?
Pudding Mittens Offline
#118 Posted: Fri, Aug 10 2018, 1:00 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I thought the barber was the surgeon...?

Yup, and doctors cut your hair! It was a very confusing system.
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RMAN4443 Offline
#119 Posted: Fri, Aug 10 2018, 4:25 PM EST
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Pudding Mittens wrote:
Yup, and doctors cut your hair! It was a very confusing system.
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What did the groinicologists do?....Think
bgz Offline
#120 Posted: Fri, Aug 10 2018, 4:39 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
What did the groinicologists do?....Think


They were gigolos.
frankj1 Offline
#121 Posted: Fri, Aug 10 2018, 7:02 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
They were gigolos.

oddly enough, this makes sense.
KingoftheCove Offline
#122 Posted: Fri, Aug 10 2018, 9:38 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I thought the barber was the surgeon...?

Think
I think you might be correct...
Maybe the butcher was the veterinarian.
Can't recall........I just know that in da olden days, the butcher was a man of multiple skills.
Now as I think of it more, I'm pretty sure he was the veterinarian.
frankj1 Offline
#123 Posted: Fri, Aug 10 2018, 9:44 PM EST
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KingoftheCove wrote:
Think
I think you might be correct...
Maybe the butcher was the veterinarian.
Can't recall........I just know that in da olden days, the butcher was a man of multiple skills.
Now as I think of it more, I'm pretty sure he was the veterinarian.

and the Mohel?
opelmanta1900 Offline
#124 Posted: Fri, Aug 10 2018, 11:21 PM EST
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I think smitty did that work... it was horrible in those days...
Pudding Mittens Offline
#125 Posted: Sat, Aug 11 2018, 12:04 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
They were gigolos.

..and everywhere they go, people know the part they're playin'! Boo hoo!

Quote:
Maybe the butcher was the veterinarian.

"Well Mrs. Smith, I have some bad news and some good news. The bad news is, your dog died. The good news is, I cut him into a variety of tasty steaks and other choice cuts!
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Palama Offline
#126 Posted: Sat, Mar 27 2021, 4:49 AM EST
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Did the Covid get this guy? Think

RIP GNF. Anxious
tonygraz Offline
#127 Posted: Sat, Mar 27 2021, 5:30 AM EST
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Vanished pre-covid. Probably disgusted by pudding and other racist comments or saving up for a Gurkha Maharaja by working 3 jobs.
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