We go to the movies on Sunday at 3:30...
A major chain...
The massive ticket booths (3-4)
Are not manned....
no ticket sellers in them.
You have to buy your tickets at the freakin SNACK COUNTER BEHIND FAT MORONIC GRUBS... STUFFING THEIR MUGS WITH TRIPLE PRICED SNACKS AND SODA..,
FINALLY GET TO BUY A TICKET...
GOING to see spike Lee's new movie blackclansman ( which was very good)...
A Clueless highschool SKANK sez...
" the only two seats left together are in the front row"...we pay full price
2x $10..
Get behind these "movie club douches in line with computer printed tickets, the theater has a mentally challenged kid "on the spectrum".... herkin and jerkin..
& arguing with every movie club idiot that their tickets aren't any good, while his spotter teen buddy tries to calm him down...finally the spotter says "real tickets only!!!in my line" We bolt from behind 15 club-ster a-holes and get right in...
The front seats recline fully, I'm watching the movie like buzz aldrin in an Apollo capsule on the launch pad...
Some fossil sits down beside me with a colostomy bag and DEPENDS...( DUMPS AND PISS WAFT IN THE AIR INTERMITTENTLY)
I TURN AROUND ONCE MY EYES ADJUST TO THE DARNKESS AND 25% OF THE SEATS ARE EMPTY!!
What The F**K?
All these douche bag "movie club" priiicks
Reserve seats over the internet (they only pay $19.99 for free movies every day all month long...they don't care if they don't show...it costs them absolutely nothing to reserve a seat and blow it off)
The movie experience has become a
NIGHTMARE....
