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Loaded Gun hidden In suspect’s Vagina
Burner02 Offline
#1 Posted:
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APRIL 22--A 19-year-old Tennessee woman had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina when she was brought into jail yesterday afternoon following a collar for driving with a suspended license, police report.

As Dallas Archer was being booked into the Kingsport jail, a female corrections officer alerted to an “unknown object” in the teenager’s crotch during a search. The jailer and a female cop then accompanied Archer to a bathroom for further examination, a review that led to the recovery of a “North American Arms 22 LR revolver (loaded) which Ms. Dallas had concealed in her vagina,” according to a Kingsport Police Department report.

A subsequent check revealed that the five-shot mini-revolver--which is four inches in length--had been “stolen from an auto burglary in 2013.” The handgun, which police valued at $250, is owned by John Souther, a 70-year-old retired car salesman.

In a TSG interview, Souther said that the gun was taken from his 1994 Mustang, which was “ransacked” last year while parked in his Kingsport carport. Souther said that police told him that the revolver had been recovered, but offered no further details. When told where the gun had been stashed, Souther said, “Oh, gosh.” He noted that he would eventually like “the little fellow” returned, but added that the weapon would require “a bath in bleach.”

News of the weapon in Archer’s vagina was first reported by the Kingsport Times-News. Archer, was charged with gun possession and introducing contraband into a penal facility. According to a jail official, Archer was released from custody after posting $6000 bond.

AND NOW THE READER RESPONSES

1. I thought it was her gun. Turns out it was snatched!
2. Gives new meaning to a gun having a "hair trigger".
3. Happiness is a warm gun?
4. At four inches in length it comes off as halfcocked...
5. "For sale AA22LR never used; still in the box."
6. Report reads, "...Introducing contraband into a penal facility." Shouldn't that be penile' facility?
7. If it went off, could you call it her 'boom box'?
8. Remember: Every vagina is to be treated as if it is loaded. Always keep it pointed in a safe direction.
9. They say it was a gun, but something smells fishy.
10. You can have my gun when you can pry it from my cold, stinking...
11. Oh my... accident waiting to happen. Could 'shoot the beaver'.
12. I have heard of shooting your mouth off, but this takes on a "hole" new meaning...
13. Complete reversal on the classic, "Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"
14. I wonder if she had 'gun-areah'?
15. Gives a whole new meaning to "Vaginal Discharge"...
16. Do you suppose she had a 'rectal reloader'?
17. A gun in hand is worth 2 in the bush?
18. Figures... it uses 'rim shot' ammo.
19. This supports the “Big Bang” theory.
bgz Offline
#2 Posted:
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lmfao, that's awesome.
Whistlebritches Offline
#3 Posted:
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I was hoping it was a 44 mag.........8" barrel
frankj1 Offline
#4 Posted:
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bgz wrote:
lmfao, that's awesome.

reluctantly must admit...me too.
danmdevries Offline
#5 Posted:
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I love those little things. Got about a half dozen
KingoftheCove Offline
#6 Posted:
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danmdevries wrote:
I love those little things. Got about a half dozen

I just wish they would make a few more with the traditional flip out cylinder, instead of the ONE.........which is too expensive imho.
frankj1 Offline
#7 Posted:
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danmdevries wrote:
I love those little things. Got about a half dozen

vaginas?
Mr. Jones Offline
#8 Posted:
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Loaded Poo tang
RMAN4443 Offline
#9 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
vaginas?

LOL
victor809 Offline
#10 Posted:
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What? You guys never lost anything in a vag before?
frankj1 Offline
#11 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
What? You guys never lost anything in a vag before?

Just my virginity...and maybe my dignity a couple of times
KingoftheCove Offline
#12 Posted:
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I lost my mind a few times....
frankj1 Offline
#13 Posted:
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Rolex and car keys
DiRGe Offline
#14 Posted:
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Couple of houses
frankj1 Offline
#15 Posted:
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DiRGe wrote:
Couple of houses

new guy wif a winnah!
ZRX1200 Offline
#16 Posted:
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5
12
17

My gold, silver and bronze medals.
delta1 Offline
#17 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
5
12
17

My gold, silver and bronze medals.




thank you...thank you...
frankj1 Offline
#18 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
5
12
17

My gold, silver and bronze medals.

you gave the post after yours the bronze?
ZRX1200 Offline
#19 Posted:
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In the OP you 2 Wisenheimers.
frankj1 Offline
#20 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
In the OP you 2 Wisenheimers.

I'm so dumb I never thought that's what you meant.

Too funny.
ZRX1200 Offline
#21 Posted:
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Riiiiiiight....
ZRX1200 Offline
#22 Posted:
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I got my eyes on you.
Burner02 Offline
#23 Posted:
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The numbers must have blocked the dots from being connected.
frankj1 Offline
#24 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
I got my eyes on you.

I'm over rated
KingoftheCove Offline
#25 Posted:
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Burner02 wrote:
The numbers must have blocked the dots from being connected.

Yah........Tripod purdy good wif words..........not so good wif numbas.
frankj1 Offline
#26 Posted:
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true, true

but at least my shortcomings, as well as my longcomings, are accepted here.
ZRX1200 Offline
#27 Posted:
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Teedubya is good with with as long as you don't do that in his hair.
frankj1 Offline
#28 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Teedubya is good with with as long as you don't do that in his hair.

have you heard from him?
I think he was heading to Cleveland for his annual steamer...hope he's OK.
ZRX1200 Offline
#29 Posted:
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He has to unwind after his steaming.......

Put on his Arabian sunglasses and make sure bukakke doesn't ruin his carpet.
Krazeehorse Offline
#30 Posted:
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I musta missed it. 28 replies and none of them about banging this chick? And I agree #14 is the winner.
frankj1 Offline
#31 Posted:
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so nothing to worry about.
Cool.
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