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Acceptable use of the F word
Krazeehorse Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 04-09-2010
Posts: 1,958


Question: When is the use of "@#$%" or "@#$%ing" acceptable?

Answer: There are only 11 times throughout history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.

In ASCENDING order, those exclamations were:


11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"

~ Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912.


10. "What the @#$% was that?"

~ Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945


9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

~ George Custer, 1877


8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that!"

~ Albert Einstein, 1938.


7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

~ Picasso, 1926


6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

~ Pythagoras, 126 BC.


5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

~ Michelangelo, 1566.


4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

~ Amelia Earhart, 1937


3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"

~ Noah, 4314 BC


2. "Aw, come on Monica. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

~ Bill Clinton, 1998


"AND THE WINNER IS ....

1. "There is no @#$%ing way Trump will ever become President"

~ Hillary Clinton, 2016
DrafterX Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,536
Pretty sure Obama said that too.. Mellow
Burner02 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 12-21-2010
Posts: 12,876
Applause

I can add a few to the list but I'm not famous.

cacman Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 07-03-2010
Posts: 12,216
F*ck you, you F8ckin' f*ck!

Is still my favorite.
delta1 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,778
@#$%ing hillarious
Whistlebritches Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,128
I am a **** ing genius at using the word ****.........just **** ing ask me.

BTFW...........I I like your **** ing list
frankj1 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,215
F is for Frank
Mr. Jones Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,419
M.A.Y.B.E. ..-...-.-.-....-...-.-.-.....-. -¿-

W
E

SHOULD
ASK?

FOR GUIDANCE...

FROM...

SHAINDANISTA? ( THE F@$!#n' expert)

😇😇😇
engletl Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 12-26-2000
Posts: 26,493
F@#& this $h1t!!!
DrafterX Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,536
Laugh
bikrtrsh Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 01-29-2009
Posts: 134
DrafterX wrote:
Pretty sure Obama said that too.. Mellow


I said that a lot about Obama too

ram27bat
JadeRose Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
We can't talk about Fr@nk? I like Fr@nk.




Stupid fucking rules.
frankj1 Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,215
JadeRose wrote:
We can't talk about Frank? I like Frank.




Stupid fucking rules.

damn right, stoopid fooking rules.
Frank's a great guy.

Free Frank!
Mr. Jones Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,419
Jade broke the rules^^^

He should get a TIMEOUT.
MACS Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,747
You ****ing ****heads don't know diddly **** about ****. Get the **** outa here with this horse ****, you ****sticks.
deadeyedick Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 03-13-2003
Posts: 17,075
Iffn' ya can't take a joke, F*CK YOU!
thurson Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 06-26-2004
Posts: 3,919
F is for the Funny ways you use me,

U is for the Usefulness of it too,

C is for the Clever innuendo, and

K is there to complete the phrase "f*&K You!"
Buckwheat Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 04-15-2004
Posts: 12,251
Who gives a
F
U
C
K
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