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Krazeehorse Offline
#1 Posted:
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While enjoying their evening cocktails, the wife asks her husband, in very seductive voice, have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?

No, said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.

She then asked him, have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?

Uh... no, I haven't, he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt,and seductively reached into her panties... and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

Now, she said, have you ever seen Fifty Thousand Dollars all crumpled up?

He said, no, trying to contain his excitement.

She said, Check the garage.
Burner02 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 12-21-2010
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That will create some excitement.
Gene363 Offline
#3 Posted:
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LOL
frankj1 Offline
#4 Posted:
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LIKE!
zitotczito Offline
#5 Posted:
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+1
dstieger Offline
#6 Posted:
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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heart beat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars .

But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a homo.
DrafterX Offline
#7 Posted:
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Laugh
delta1 Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,778
both funny...thanks guys
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